The ability to fix anything, but only if you smash it with a hammer.
1 Like
The ability to produce endless produce.
3 Likes
The ability to produce body odor that smells of freshly produced produce
The ability to write self-aware replies on the TTV message boards.
1 Like
The ability to recognize self-aware replies on the TTV message boards.
The ability to play any musical instrument like a pro.
The ability to create water out of thin air that only works in an Ozarka Water Bottling Facility.
The ability to post whenever the servers go down.
4 Likes
The abillity to communicate telepathically with TTV members so that you can tell them to fix the servers.
2 Likes
The ability to tell who is DimentioNuva and who is not.
1 Like
The ability to shoot a clothes beam
The ability to consume topics on the TTV message boards and convert it into energy which can be fired and turned into BIONICLE 2015 leaks.
3 Likes
wait…
1 Like
The ability to summon the Hype Train to your location.
1 Like
The ability to always have a head of great hair!
2 Likes
OOC: I always have great hair. This just helps 
The ability to turn into a chicken.
OOC: Wow. You suck
The ability to give sucky superpowers
The ability to give redundant super powers!
The ability to eat ham sandwiches (BAM)