The ability to destroy yourself constantly.
The ability to revive frogs from the dead
The ability to give people superpowers
The ability to turn into a Creeper.
The ability to bring the forums back to life after downtime
OOC: That would be incrediblue.
The ability to summon new topics.
The ability to eat unlimited amounts of Tuna without dying of mercury poisoning.
The ability to eat a car and still have room for dessert
The ability to create wormholes at the expense of bacon.
The ability of destroying things without causing damage to them.
The ability to Chronicle things in an instant.
The ability to teleport to the nearest source of cake, but only if you have eaten bacon in the last two minutes.
the power to make the saving error 500 disappear
The power to separate from the Illumakuta and receive a Kanohi, Alumni…
The power to become Omega Tahu
The ability to summon pizza orcs!
The ability to become a picture on the nearest wall.
The ability to summon your own Titan when and wherever you please.
The ability to give Kahi praise.
The ability to type in bold- wait a second…
Ok forget that.
The ability give Mesonak praise.