Step 16: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself
Step 18. Don’t be a scrub. If you are one, you have failed life.
Step 19: Always use the Phlog
Step 20: Make a contract with a magical cat and/or Green Haired Lady, go with whatever happens next.
step 21: Watch Star Wars (episodes 1-9, when the sequel trilogy comes out)
Step 22: Watch Star Trek
Step 23: Watch RWBY.
Step 24: Never forget to brush in the morning and the night so your teeth look there best.
Step 25: Fashion your hair after Risebell’s and like everything he posts.
(Imagine if someone actually followed all of these…)
Step 26: Always kill your enemies when you’ve captured them.
And if they have descendants, get them too, you don’t want to see them 10 years later with the “you killed my father” excuse
Step 27: Don’t listen to what he just said.
Step 28: Always respect your elders, even after death.
( @Risebell they would certainly not win life. XD )
Step 29: Become a hikikomori and avoid the NHK at all times.
Step 30: Refer back to step 10.
Step 31: Build MOCs and then skip step 31. Unless you don’t make the MOCs, in which case step 31 is your only hope for survival.
Step 32: Cut a hole in the box
Step 33: Do the same as step 30, 31 and 34, but at the same time.
Step 34: If there’s something on the internet, Make p-uh…MAKE PICTURES OF IT. yeah, that’s what I was gonna say.
Step 35: If it doesn’t exist, MAKE IT