Game: how to win Life

Spiderus_Prime · March 17, 2021, 3:56pm

Step 1561: All RRR members should fellow their true leaders, the Mods.

Winger · March 17, 2021, 3:58pm

Step 1562: Step 1561 would be absolutely true if the RRR existed.

Ghid · March 17, 2021, 4:04pm

Step 1563: Repeat step 9

Spiderus_Prime · March 17, 2021, 4:12pm

Step 1564: Repeat Step 1415.

Winger · March 17, 2021, 4:20pm

Step 1564: Repeat step 1416.

N01InParticular · March 17, 2021, 4:32pm

Step 1565: repeat step 910

Cordax · March 17, 2021, 4:52pm

Step 1568: Ban repeating steps

TheCobaltCorsair · March 17, 2021, 4:54pm

Step 1569: Retroactively prohibit banning repeating steps.

Yeah, I know; that sounds kind of confusing…

Spiderus_Prime · March 17, 2021, 5:21pm

Step 1570: SNAP half the boards at all time.

Ghid · March 17, 2021, 6:16pm

Step 1571: Realize all time is not actually a time, and that waiting indefinitely for it to reach ‘all time’ will never happen. Instead, make a sandwich.

N01InParticular · March 17, 2021, 6:20pm

Step 1572: store sandwich in fridge you’re still recovering from the last one.

Spiderus_Prime · March 17, 2021, 6:44pm

Step 1573: Turn Ghid into a sandwich and eat him.

N01InParticular · March 17, 2021, 6:53pm

Step 1578 realize that @ghiD is truly too vast to consume.

TheCobaltCorsair · March 17, 2021, 6:57pm

Step 1579: Continue to mess with the capitalization of @gHId.

GX_05 · March 17, 2021, 7:18pm

step 1580: flee from all responsabilities until they come back to cause problems. if they don’t, just wait. they will be back

John_Smith · March 17, 2021, 7:37pm

Step 1581: realize you can’t kill an immortal being, and have therefore just made an enemy who will never stop hunting you, from the highest heights the the deepest depths, to the four corners of the world, until he has claimed his vengeance.

Winger · March 17, 2021, 7:38pm

Step 1582: Don’t be afraid of a being of cosmic power that writes “the the” instead of “to the”.

Ghid · March 17, 2021, 7:51pm

Step 1583: Get a good night’s sleep. You haven’t slept since step 949.

Spiderus_Prime · March 17, 2021, 8:49pm

Step 1584: Switch Ghid’s mask with a Golden Miru, and watch him slowing weakening.

Ghid · March 17, 2021, 9:28pm

Step 1585: Once Ghid has successfully slowed weakening to a crawl, making weakness nearly gone from his body, become horrified as he ascends into Gheljay131.