Step 1586: March 2021 fusion incident.
Grovel
Step 1587: I should become a womâŚBAT!
Step 1588: Watch Spiderus_Prime transmutate into a wombat and regard it with contempt
Step 1589: Understand the boards pecking order - in the stars, there are admins and moderators, enforcing the rules. On the ground, the government goes like this: At the bottom are scrubs like @N01InParticular. Next are the Emperorâs scribes, such as myself. At the top, at the peak of Mount Olympus, clothed in pure, radiant light, is the almighty Ghid.
Step 1590: disregard any statement Made by @wInGeR as lies. He knows not what he speaketh about.
Step 1591: report @N01iNpARTICULAR for defying the power of the mods in such a manner as to let him know the almighty emperor Ghid managed to crack his secret entirely unaided.
Step 1592: donât report @N01InParticular some people might take you seriously @Ghid.
Step 1593: do report @n01inparticulAr⌠To the Ghid Police
Step 1594: realize that @N01InParticular did nothing wrong. I would never commit blasphemy against @Ghid as he is much greater than a mere emperor, and by that logic @Winger was still telling lies
Step 1595: what
Step 1596: confuse the enemy at every chance - probably sun tzu
Step 1597: Wake up from your good nightâs sleep.
Wow⌠What a crazy dream.
Step 1598 eat the sandwich that @cOrdAx mentioned
Step 1599: Skip to step 1600.
Step 1600: Give yourself a pat on the back, you suffered this far.
step 1601: steal the Treaty of Versailles.
Step 1603: donât do that technical drawing homework and invent excuses to avoid punishment. Fail miserably the second part
Step 1599: realize the post count isnât aligned with the step count again somehow and amend this error.
Step 1600, redux: Bask in the glory of matching post count and step count.