Game: how to win Life

Step 1621: refollow this topic to learn how to win life.

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STEP 1622: Write snippets for an anthology book that doesn’t exist.

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Step 1623: Buy a lego set to get the good ol’ lego building experience.

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Step 1625: play Kirby and the Forgotten Land to better yourself as a person

Step 1626: Ignore the fact that Step 1624 doesn’t exist.

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Step 1626: Hold @Rukah and @Ghid at gunpoint until they edit their posts so the counter is accurate again.

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Step 1627: watch @Ghid and @Rukah get shot and killed for their insistence on not rectifying this oopsie daisy

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Step 1628: force @Ghid to fix it.

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Step 1629: Remind @Rukah he still hasn’t fixed his.

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Step 1630: “I’ve rather die standing than live kneeling”

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Step 1631: Be based

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Step 1632: Paint yourself green.

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Step 1633: Make up a Bionicle species.

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Step 1634: Create a natural disaster at that species homeland, wiping it out.

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Step 1635: Execute Senit because that is not what actually happened.

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1636: lecture someone on how Memes are the dna of the soul

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Step 1637: Waste your entire day reading a webcomic despite there being a thousand things you’re supposed to be doing.

Step 1638: Break a Nokia with your teeth.

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Step 1639: Realize you are not Ghid and therefore your teeth are not indestructible, stopping yourself just before you permanently damage your teeth

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1640: Convert to NiLPism.

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