1641: Spend over $300 on a video game and DLC, only to realize that installing it will take several hours and leave you no time to play, let alone figure out the controls.
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Step 1642: set time aside so you can play that video game.
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Step 1643: Plan to save enough money that you can buy McGick Bottling from @Ghid.
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Step 1644: Realize the company is not for sale.
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step 1645: start a rival bottling company that will inevitably fail
Step 1645: Get rich quick- with cheese flavored socks!
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Step 1646: Make a habit of consuming food regularly
Editorial note: move this closer to beginning of book
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Step 1647: play the game (of Life).
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Step 1649: Find the power.
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Step 1650: exclaim “I CAN FEEL THE POWAAHHH”
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Step 1651: Become employed
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Step 1652: hate your job
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Step 1653: Get fired
Step 1654: Become a leech on society
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Step 1655: Take an economy course to realise how much of a leech on society you really are.
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Step 1666: Consume an entire pineapple.
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Step 1667: Worship money
Step 1668: Don’t listen to Zork, as NiLP is much superior.
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Step 1669: Listen to uncle Zork. He won’t hurt you.
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