Step 1670: Reject ‘uncle’ Zork, embrace Uncle Ghid and his Fine Apple Cider
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Step 1671, listen to Aunt zork, he isn’t gonna hurt you
Step 1672: Read all the books in Ghid’s Book of __ series.
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Step 1673: read Uncle and Aunt zork’s will, just to make sure you don’t miss out
Step 1674: knowing that uncle and aunt zork died, go back to reading all the books in Ghid’s Book of ___ series.
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Step 1675: drink all the spinal juice
Step 1676: Transform a transformer.
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Step 1677: Win the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny in a bloodstained sweater.
Step 1678: Participate in @TheCobaltCorsair’s RP… when it eventually starts… which might be a long time from now…
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Step 1679: Find that the ultimate ultimatum is unattainable.
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Step 1680: Write.
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Step 1681: Left.
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Step 1682: Read this entire topic.
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Step 1683: Eye fatigue.
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Step 1684: forgot to mention this one, but: survive
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Step 1685: disregard all previous steps, become friends with Winter as he begins a humble career in World Domination
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Step 1686: Realize Winger is following in his father’s footsteps and wonder how much of the world Ghid actually controls
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Step 1687: Get a nice pet that will play with you.
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I think you misread my post
Step 1688: Get another pet, because the first one is lonely
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Step 1689: Devour both pets because they hate each other
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