Game: how to win Life

You can run, but you cannot hide from the truth that you and winger are one and the same

Step 1690: Get addicted to the taste of dachshund

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Step 1691: wonder how that’s possible, as your pets were Bunnies

I can ignore it

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Step 1692: Get a full set of MPU gear in Splatoon 2

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Step 1693: play a real game like Metriod Dread

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Step 1694: play a ā€œrealā€ game like Tales of Glory and Valour VR Sunshine and Daisies special edition, definitely coming to stores near you soon

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Step 1695: Breathe. That’s an important one.

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Step 1696: Begin reading the Rummentl daily

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Step 1698: Realize you were in soviet russia, and the house has eaten you.

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I don’t know why I laughed so hard at that one…

Step 1699: Write a thesis on the true meaning of ā€œsus amogusā€.

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Step 1700: Take your first step.

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Step 1701: get involved in a land war in Asia

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Step 1702: go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line

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Step 1703: find that @Ghid is the meaning of ā€œsus amogusā€.

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Step 1704: realize that there is a Ghid currently among us…

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Step 1705: Eject all the wrong people from the ship, believing them to be ghid

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Step 1706: cower in fear as Ghid does the stanky leg with no one to save you

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Step 1707: Build a dinosaur theme park on a tropical island where nothing could possibly go wrong… right?

I can’t wait to watch Jurassic World: Dominion next week…

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Step 1708: make sure that you have a few nuclear warheads and an escape plan (or 143) and a massive insurance policy on that theme park.

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Step 1709: realize JW:D is unrealistic, not because dinosaurs weren’t unstoppable killing machines, but because trophy hunters would have bagged them all before protection laws could be put in place

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Step 1710: No spoilers, because I haven’t seen it yet.

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