Game: how to win Life

Step 1711: Preform online forum necromancy and raise this topic from the dead!

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Step 1712: consume inordinate amounts of caffeine and drink alcohol for dinner.

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Step 1713: Teleport bread for three consecutive days.

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Step 1714: check the code for the first time in the game.

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Step 1715: Ponder the mysteries of existence.

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Step 1716: Edit the post to point out how Rukah has fallen into your trap, and he has locked himself back into double post purgatory >:D

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Step 1717: Thank Ghid for reviving the topic as I couldn’t have done it myself (due to double posting rule)

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Step 1718: Skip all of the previous steps to save time

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Step 1719: Assemble the triforce!

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Step 1720: Skip step 1718 because that means we’ve been wasting too much time contributing to this topic. Also lick a telephone pole.

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Step 1721: petition to make addendum to Step 1720 so that the telephone pole bit matters more

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Step 1722: Read all the Tales of Glory and Valour shortstories and come to the realization that Ghid has no life

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Step 1723: release a 2 month anniversary anthology book with previously unreleased bonus content

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step 1724: piraka rap part 2

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Step 1725: shress

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step 1726: repeat step 1208

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Step 1727: be nice to everyone

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Step 1728: rickroll Rick and Morty.

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Step 1729: Become a hippie.

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Step 1730: patiently wait for Spiderus to write step 1729 then smash that reply button

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