Step 1711: Preform online forum necromancy and raise this topic from the dead!
Step 1712: consume inordinate amounts of caffeine and drink alcohol for dinner.
Step 1713: Teleport bread for three consecutive days.
Step 1714: check the code for the first time in the game.
Step 1715: Ponder the mysteries of existence.
Step 1716: Edit the post to point out how Rukah has fallen into your trap, and he has locked himself back into double post purgatory >:D
Step 1717: Thank Ghid for reviving the topic as I couldn’t have done it myself (due to double posting rule)
Step 1718: Skip all of the previous steps to save time
Step 1719: Assemble the triforce!
Step 1720: Skip step 1718 because that means we’ve been wasting too much time contributing to this topic. Also lick a telephone pole.
Step 1721: petition to make addendum to Step 1720 so that the telephone pole bit matters more
Step 1722: Read all the Tales of Glory and Valour shortstories and come to the realization that Ghid has no life
Step 1723: release a 2 month anniversary anthology book with previously unreleased bonus content
step 1724: piraka rap part 2
Step 1725: shress
step 1726: repeat step 1208
Step 1727: be nice to everyone
Step 1728: rickroll Rick and Morty.
Step 1729: Become a hippie.
Step 1730: patiently wait for Spiderus to write step 1729 then smash that reply button