Good thing I’ve prepared for this. Akaru, Toa of Plantlife, jumps out and strangles Mario with his vine flail:
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What Akaru doesn’t realize, however, is that Mario Spaghetti is not an only child!
The realization of this causes Akaru, Toa of Plantlife to have a heart attack which proved to be fatal. Luigi Spaghetti doesn’t really know what happened, but he regrets not bringing a cell phone with which he could have called for help.
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luigi, however, in his joy of existence, moved. luigi can only win if he doesn’t move a muscle. luigi dies.
(ben cossy)
The image of (ben cossy) was taken after eating Bowser’s Big Bean Burrito, as the protein content was too great for his extremely low cholesterol heart.
Last known sighting of the suspect at large (and also at large).
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alright now that I finished another moc I can rejoin the battle.
Before Bowser can take another step, he is completely frozen in a block of ice by Toiah, who then shatters it with his sword.
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Ah, but I’ve made more mocs!
Dekan then flies in and uses his mask to fling grape out of the game!
Pianoa uses the stolen Kanohi Ignika to revive this topic and one of her Spider legs stops Dekan in his (way too long-lasting) flight.
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Dekan was an absolute chad for fighting a batgirl for 4 months
Then garbage tuyet shows up and bashes Pianoa on the head
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While garbage tuyet was distracted, outdated-Devastator shows up and uses his giant hands to crush garbage tuyet.
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However, even outdated-Devastator isn’t immune to a lightning storm, unleashed by Ohira.
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suddenly ham guy force-feeds some ham to ohira
her weak body is unfit for such chadly ham consumption so she instantaneously dies from high blood pressure and kidney failure
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how the heck am I supposed to defeat ham guy
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you can’t
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Ham guy is melted by his nemesis
SPAM GUY
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Fortunately, Dektra is blind, and so he does not die upon viewing the cursed SPAM GUY. The Toa of Sonics then smashes his armor with concentrated sound waves, and crushes his head with his shield.
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But SPAM GUY stands no chance against the unbelievable force of Nature! Edrandor summons his gigantic herd of sentient trees that completely tear to shreds all the spammers that stand in the way!
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Yet as trees are made out of wood Edrandor’s herd stands no chance against Talor’s fire. And Ents quickly catch fire too, so now even Edrandor gets burned down.
Oh and Dektra walked blindly down a cliff and died.
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