Backstory: Alvin Flang was once a Le matoran lawyer. One day, at the local lawyer convention, while talking with Saul Goodman and Phoenix Wright, he spots She Hulk and instantly falls in love. However, she reportedly rejects him for, “Being short”. As a result, Alvin Flang goes through his training arc. He eats nothing but onions, gaining a lot of layers. Takes excessive medication, including gamma radiation. And even goes so far as to rate She Hulks show a 10/10 on IMDBionicle. Despite all of this, Alvin finds out that She Hulk’s already dating Daredevil and he can’t do anything about it.
Now he spends his time in Central America, spreading centralist propaganda to create one unified Central American nation.