In a world where powerful beings wield elemental powers, wear
mighty Kanohi masks, and mutate all the time, visit another world where NOBODY
CAN DO ANY OF THAT STUFF. C’MON! Anyway, where was I…Follow a new hero, Mata Nui,
who used to be revered by an entire universe, but now uses a bug for a shield. See
him use his mask as an easy solution for every problem he encounters. Watch as
he unites a ragtag team of heroes, which leads to him uniting the planet, only
to go face the might of the Skrall all by himself. Behold his epic showdown
with Tuma…wait…sorry, I read that wrong…his PATHETIC showdown with Tuma, where
he wins by literally stabbing his opponent in the back. And don’t worry if you
can’t tell what’s happening—the two most annoying characters in the movie will
explain it all in case you’re too dumb to understand basic fighting strategies.
Once that’s over with, stare in amazement as the heroes win the day through the
power of Deus ex Machina. And if all that’s not enough, don’t forget the really
friggin’ awesome sequel hook at the end…FOR A SEQUEL THAT NEVER CAME! JEEZ,
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THIS?
I’m getting too old for this stuff
Generic young hero…you might say he’s green
I’m short, so I must be cowardly!
The Wimpy Tuma
Obvious snake metaphor is obvious
Edit: Holy tamoli, thanks for all the “likes,” guys!