Honest Trailers: The Legend Reborn (Script)

In a world where powerful beings wield elemental powers, wear
mighty Kanohi masks, and mutate all the time, visit another world where NOBODY
CAN DO ANY OF THAT STUFF. C’MON! Anyway, where was I…Follow a new hero, Mata Nui,
who used to be revered by an entire universe, but now uses a bug for a shield. See
him use his mask as an easy solution for every problem he encounters. Watch as
he unites a ragtag team of heroes, which leads to him uniting the planet, only
to go face the might of the Skrall all by himself. Behold his epic showdown
with Tuma…wait…sorry, I read that wrong…his PATHETIC showdown with Tuma, where
he wins by literally stabbing his opponent in the back. And don’t worry if you
can’t tell what’s happening—the two most annoying characters in the movie will
explain it all in case you’re too dumb to understand basic fighting strategies.
Once that’s over with, stare in amazement as the heroes win the day through the
power of Deus ex Machina. And if all that’s not enough, don’t forget the really
friggin’ awesome sequel hook at the end…FOR A SEQUEL THAT NEVER CAME! JEEZ,
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THIS?

Starring:

Worf Nui

I’m getting too old for this stuff

WOO-HOO!

Generic young hero…you might say he’s green

I’m short, so I must be cowardly!

The Wimpy Tuma

Benevolent Quark

Obvious snake metaphor is obvious

Edit: Holy tamoli, thanks for all the “likes,” guys!

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Good job. I very easily imagine the voice saying this.

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I read everything I wrote in his voice to make sure it worked. XD

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I thought Agori and Glatorian could use Mask powers?

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I’m pretty sure they can’t. Even if they can, they don’t have any Kanohi on Bara Magna. Those things they’re wearing are just helmets.

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This is really good; I could imagine this in the narrator’s actual voice!

One question, though - who is Benevolent Quark supposed to be?

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Thanks!

He’s Raanu–the voice actor (Armin Shimerman) played Quark on Deep Space Nine.

HERE BE THE CLUE: We’re beatin’ Hacker at his game!

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If you wanna hear me say something in my really awesome voice, comment below:

Say: I am the Mighty Tuma!


Say: Bring me the mask of… Cheese…


Say: I am the Mysteryking of Know-nothingness!


Say: I, can feel, the… POWAHHh!!!

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Another good one would be:

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Does anybody want to make this an actual thing? We have BIONICLE CinemaSins-style videos. Why not a full-blown Honest Trailer?

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I would… if I had the right voice for it. And a working microphone. And if my video editor still worked.

:frowning:

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I actually just tried it myself. I’d say I can kinda do it. Maybe I can a recording spliced up in the next few days…


Well, here ya go @ColdGoldLazarus. Just a little something I threw together real quick. :stuck_out_tongue:
@John_Smith, would you be interested in turning this into a legit parody video?

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That wasn’t half bad! :stuck_out_tongue: Yeah, sounds like an awesome idea!

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That. Was. AWESOME!!! Honest Trailers is honestly one of my favorite things to watch on Youtube, and this was funnier than a lot of them. I love it. You should make one for the other movies!

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Who? Me or @John_Smith? :stuck_out_tongue:

Both! First @John_Smith, then @legomaster1378!

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We at sillypplproductions2 are on it! (@Toa_BionicleFactory and me.) We just have to edit something together. We’ve had the audio for a while now.

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Sorry, who’s audio? 'Cuz me and @Captain_Kirk (John Smith) are also working on one…

Audio we recorded.

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Neat. It seems as though we may wind up with two parallel videos based on the same script. :stuck_out_tongue:

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