Horse in the Garage

no it doesn’t

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you are too late demon

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YOU CANNOT SAVE THIS HORSE. THE FIREY CLAWS OF HELL SHALL REACH UP AND CLAIM WHAT IS OWED. THIS HORSE’S LIFE IS FOREIT AND YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS TOO LATE TO SAVE IT. THE TRUTH ARRIVES AS DOES THE END OF THIS HORSE.

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Set broj osam, devet, иetiri, pet. Svojom snagom, konj je slobodan. Begone, ti zli; Danas neće biti proizveden lepak.

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@Mod_Squad this RULE BREAKER is breaking the rules of this game. The horse is dead

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New horse coalesces. This horse is the entire universe, a consciousness borne of nothing but the inherent complexity of reality, and as such it does not fit our mortal definition of “living”. Can it die? Can it move in any direction if it is the entirety of baryonic space and time? You decide.

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yeah I am that hungry

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you’re just jealous that the horse took two rights in a busy freeway and lived :triumph:

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you will meet a fate worse than this VERY DEAD horse for attempting to deceive the good people of these boards about the status of this horse, that is, by immutable law of the universe, extremely dead.

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I then say the horse goes right, so it lives :sunglasses:

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the-batman-riddler

…but also

In your arrogance you have condemned this horse to death. Try as you might to lie and cheat, I did not declare a movement of the universal horse. Making your rightward move the first. I now move it right once more. This horse has died. And all by your hands. You have played yourself.

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man you can’t get around you saying it, I even quoted you :pensive:

Is… is that a new horse? It must be, because the last one lived

ok, this new one goes left and lives :sunglasses:

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Ghid saves the universe with Bugs Bunny logic in real time

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you are despicable

you bring shame to this great game, and I only hope one day you will see the error in your ways.

The descendant of George Washinghorse is dead.

The Universal horse is dead.

It was not.

It did not.

Think about what you have done. I need no apology, but you shall find no true peace in your heart while you continue to spread these lies. So do it for your own sake.

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Unfortunately, the laws of reality still apply. This horse may think he is a new horse who has not moved, but he has moved left. In his insistence that he has not moved left, he does so again, to prove reality wrong.

But you should never try to prove the world wrong. A shot rings out, and the horse falls dead. A hooded figure blows smoke from her pistol, another one dealt with.

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man both of you are so slow on the draw :pensive: coming and trying to kill horses who have already lived by making new ones and then killing them off

well i got some news for you

so he hasn’t moved left

and then he does

but in reality, this horse dodged to the right at 742 quadrillion HPH (horses per horse) and returns fire, securing yet another horse to life and eliminating ashe from overwatch who decided to show up apparently

We got yet another one boys :sunglasses:

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A wild Horse appears! What will Horse do?

Horse used Left!

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This horse thinks it can escape my watch.
It is wrong
Wrong is the opposite of right
Right is the opposite of left
The horse uses left again.
Bang
I blow smoke off my pistol and carve another tally mark into the post of the corral.

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Hark! Another majestic horse doth yonder appear in ye olde garage. Which way, per chance, shall he travel? Left? Right?

Wrong. The majestic horse travels up!

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