Giant horse clomps his way to the right
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giant horse clomps to the left, his absolute muscular girth saving him from certain doom, leading him to a happy and prosperous life. we got another one 
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Una caballa dobla a la derecha. Yeah, I just finished a Spanish test, sue me.
(For those of you who need it, that’s “A horse turns to the right.”)
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Y este caballo va derecho de nuevo. A su muerte prematura y más horrible.
I know zero spanish I just translate my horse killing left post with bing
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Ghost of a dead horse rises from the concrete floor. It bleats out a haunting whinny as it drifts woefully to the right.
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A pleasant breeze then blows the phantom horse to the left. Muscle fibers violently wrap around its translucent body as it is brought back into the world of the living
Lads we saved one
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The hooves of the newly resurrected horse hit the ground, wobbly legs suspending the beautiful creature as it lets out a gleeful neigh. It takes a step, almost fearfully, then another with more confidence, before finally galloping freely, as it was always meant to, to the left.
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a specter of what it once was was the horse drifts right
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after going left and going right, the horse which lives once more finds it way to safety, galloping off into the sunset.
we got another one
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new horse!
horse goes left
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right.
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This horse makes it away without having to die and come back as a ghost.
next horse. This horse can’t spell and niether can i. it wants too go too the brite lite and is also dyxleci so it thinks light is reft and so…
I dunno, now I’m confused and so is this horse. it goes to the left, don’t ask me how it got there.
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The horse, questioning it’s own judgement regarding written signage, does a double-take. Should it have gone right isntead? Worth a shot…
The horse lives!
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this new horse detests wekua’s usage of its but with an apostrophe, making it a contraction, turning the sentence into it is own judgement. in disgust, he turns and walks in the opposite direction of this post.
not to mention isntead
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The horse turns right around and stomps Ghid’s post in the face because, as Willess pointed out,
The horse lives and I win! Hoorays all around!
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this new horse has glasses, which makes him smart, and points out to wekua that the addition of an apostrophe isn’t spelling, it’s grammar.
he then goes left to the courthouse for my civil suit against wekua for inciting violence
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On his way to the courthouse, the smart horse makes a left on a red light and gets t-boned, due to overconfidence, and dies.
I and my dumb horse friend go on a vacation, free of legal troubles 
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new horse watches on the news as wekua and his horse associate were eventually restrained and returned to court for failing to appear after violently resisting escort, and appalled by this revelation, he goes right to his computer to look up his bloodline on ancestry.com and make sure he isn’t related.
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after a long research session on ancestry.com, horse realizes that it’s great great great great grandfather was george washinghorse
oh it also goes right I guess
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The horse’s path leads him to great historical locations where george washinghorse fought for freedom and liberty, securing the independence and liberty of the united stables of america. Inspired by his acts of heroism, the horse goes on to carve his own legacy in history, to live up to the bravery and patriotism of his horsefathers.
The horse lives.
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