Dead HORSE!
New Horse, it goes left
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What’s that I hear? A telltale sound piercing through all the horse murder? 
oh it’s just the sound of the horse going left again
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left left right
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Close but no cigar Athena (keep watching you’ll get it)
A new horse gallops into the scene. It makes a gradual left without slowing.
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right left left
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we are trying to kill horses here but we need to follow the rules
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I move my horse to the right to the right to the right to the right to the left to the left to the left to the left now kick now kick now kick now kick now walk it by yourself now walk it by yourself
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I know that song… anyways, your horse has now moved left (or right, whichever gets it out). Yeah, that’s right, I’m a nice guy, now give me validation and praise for how awesome I am.
My garage horse turns to the right and starts doing the macarena.
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my horse goes right because this is a theoretical situation and the lives of horses don’t matter
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the same horse goes left
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You don’t get your own horse. This one has moved right twice. Dead.
This is a new horse. It goes left again. Dead.
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left.
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The left horse goes right, and lives! Hooray!
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a new horse shows up, fully traumatized by the bloodthirsty viciousness of evillobsterking and his sus avatar. it goes in reverse because horses don’t care what people think. 
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the horse lives
we’ve done it boys
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU SCOUNDRELS YOU DECIEVERS YOU HORSE SPARERS
new horse moves right .
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Hard left
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New horse. Right
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noooo this time the horse goes left. He lives!!!
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