Another horse spawns. It sees the basketball hoop on the garage, and throws the ball. H. It takes a new position to the left, and throws again.
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The basketball horse tries to go right by making 3 lefts, but upon turning left only once he spontaneously bursts into flames and dies.
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And such is the game of Horse. One more sprouts like a plant out of the crack in the garage slab. Which way will it go?
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this horse decides enough is enough.
he goes nowhere.
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The floor begins tilting, forcing him to slide right as he scrabbles to stay upright. An ominous glow shines through the mist that has begun rising from the cracks in the concrete.
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This horse continues to slide right, unable to fight the steep slope of the broken ground, until it fades from sight in the mist. A horrible scream of agony is the last trace of the horse anyone can detect. It is safe to assume this horse died a painful and horrible death. As the light dims and fog clears, as the concrete returns to its former state by some unexplainable method, a faint but maniacal laugh can be heard echoing through the garage.
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A sharp click cuts through the laughter and rumbling stone, and in an instant the sounds are gone. Free of fog, fear and ominous lighting, the garage is as though nothing had changed. BONK! A new horse pops into existence, chewing on something.
It looks around. To the left, it sees a patio furniture set. To the right, a moped.
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This new horse feels like a rebel, so he quickly trots right towards the moped.
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This horse would meet an unfortunate end. The allure of the moped was too great, and as they rode off into the sunset, which happened to also be right, their heart stopped.
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A new horse moves away from the chattering corpse heap of dead horses, snorting in disgust. It moves to the right.
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And then it moves right again. No matter where you run to, there will always be more dead horses.
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This horse is upside-down. It goes to the right, which is actually the left.
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The upside-down horse goes to the right again (Which is actually the left) and falls onto the pile of dead horses.
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I spawn a new horse. He’s special because he’s actually a green six-legged alien horse. Where does alien horse go?
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He centipedes his way to the left, looking for a victim to eat!
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a victim is seen. it’s a normal horse! he scurries to the right, trying to flee the alien horse, and the alien horse clambers after him.
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Hooray! Alien horse lives!
Another horse is created. His only defining characteristic is that he’s purple.
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This is the normal horse the alien horse ate. Seeing the alien horse go right, it goes left.
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goes left again, dead horse.
New Horse, it goes Right.
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HELL YEAH DEAD HORSE DEAD HORSE DEAD HORSE
you will never guess but the new horse goes right again
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