I summon a new horse. He turns right for some reason.
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Then he goes right again. Another dead horse on the dead horse pile
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.tfel seog esroH ehT
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I’m feeling merciful, so I provide our equine friend with a tasty treat - so he goes right and wins!
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That was cringe. The new horse goes left. I hope the next poster kills this horse.
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As a reward for attempting to revive reviving this topic, the horse trots right to eat some apples and lives!
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You people will never stop letting me down. But I believe in you. A new horse goes left. Come on. We can kill this horse.
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ok, then this new horse really likes going left so he foolishly does it again.
A fatal mistake! New horse is sucked into a hidden black hole and smushed to atoms within the space of a second.
I hire @wekua to spawn the next horse
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The horse wobbles and blinks his vision into clarity. He does not understand where he is, or what he is.
He looks left. He sees a carrot on the ground. He moves toward it out of curiously
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desiring a tasty snack, the carrot eagerly devours the horse.
in spite of this, the horse decides to turn right.
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He continues, and enters the pocket dimension of drsyhudtduhusduhudtd. He dies.
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New Horse. Left or right? We can’t know until we watch inside the box. This horse is name Shro Dinger
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I peek in. The waveform collapses and Shro materializes to the left
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Shro goes right and escapes
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Shro, who in all their quantum glory, lives.
But there is another. A new horse. This horse goes left.
There is a kill all lined up for you. All I need is for you to take the shot. Condemn this horse to death. Won’t you take that shot?
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As the horse walks into his sights, the sniper focuses. It’s an easy kill, a quick ending. But something feels wrong…
The horse turns right at the last moment, and the chance is gone.
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As many horses as you spare. I will bring a new horse into existence for you to kill. Embrace your destiny.
New horse. Left.
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This horse makes the right choice and lives
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After that horse, another arises. It churns the ground with its hooves, scoffing at danger. It turns right, daring any evil crustacean kings to smite it.
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Horse turns left, obtaining the good ending™
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