The paperclip horse is sucked left by the magnets I placed on the nearby workbench while trying to move my car from the garage to the driveway. But it doesn’t die from them…
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I quickly shut off the magnets (they are electro) and shove the paperclip horse across the garage to the right. It lives again!
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The next horse, confused by the random deaths of its colleagues, does not know which move to make. It lifts its front leg straight forward but quickly takes it back when threatened with certain death. The horse did not bother stepping backwards for it assumed that was also prohibited. So, not knowing what might be the reason for pass deaths the horse steps left hoping to be seen by its family again. Hoping not to be gunned down and that left was the right decision.
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With nothing but silence and stillness responding, the horse takes a cautious step to the right. The peace continues. the horse lives!
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This just became a sign up free role play topic.
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Did not, I haven’t invented any trauma orphan horses so there’s no way it can be 
The next horse is a traumatized orphan. It moves to the left as it considers going to therapy.
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The orphan sees a sign:
FREE HORSE THERAPY
NEXT RIGHT
The horse takes the turn and comes to terms with its trauma! It lives a full and unbridled life
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Its options were therapy and therapy? What kind of a Ghid character is this? 
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Horse utopia is beginning to take shape
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New horse, left.
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new horse right new horse live 
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A horse, completely conceited and over confident steps left naying the words “I can not be shot down!”
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The same horse moves right, its confidence carrying the day.
No psychotic horse murderers here to gun down this horse 
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Dang it. Where are the intrusive thoughts when I need them.
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Quickly, a new dawn comes to the land, a new day begins, the expansive land just now filled with dazzling sunlight.
Out of the equine zoo emerges this very excited young jockey, plodding blissfully into the wooden building.
This extravagant equestrian foolishly zips into the garage of doom and with a joyful whinny takes a bold step left.
Unfortunately, the horse’s extreme quest for glory and valor may just lead to bad luck, for now another step left could raze the horse.
But this crazy stallion won’t just quit, as a mix of good luck and loving posts could put things right.
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Push right it does, and so the horse lives to tell another unnecessarily verbose tale.
The horse lives
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Oh no, there was a reason for my flowery language. The post is a riddle referring to something from this topic.
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Did I ever mention that I conducted did a study of this game with a bunch of high schoolers for a college psychology assignment a while ago? It uh, was underwhelming and ended up switching to a moral dilemma question.
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New horse, right.
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