Bro just saved the horse’s life tho 
The horse lives 
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Oh dang I forgot how this works.
It’s been a long time since I’ve had the opportunity to murder a horse. 
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and now he tries to undo history 
this new horse saw that the last horse lived by watching big pharma ads. he heads right for the prescription counter and starts consuming ten times the lethal dosage for a person of every drug on the market
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I will find and assassinate this horse at any cost.
But in the meantime…
This time the horse goes the right way for me to legally be able to unload everything I have on him. He may have already been dying due to over doses but that’s no fun for me.
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I’m glad that there are still committed horse killers in this thread. Brings a tear to my eye. I am just so proud of this community.
Here, for you, my equine eliminators, a new horse. This horse moves left.
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Yes, there are some still left. And this horse is left to die, alone and unloved.
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The horse made three lefts! That means it actually went RIGHT!
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Minethuselah doesn’t realize this horse is dead
But… Something must have moved right. Could it be- Egads! A new horse!
Now it goes left… And Lives!!
We got another one boys
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ghid i only learned how to read yesterday cut me some slack
I summon a horse that will help me read. He tells me to start at the left side of the page.
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Unfortunately, @Minethuselah doesn’t even know how books work and so he opens it from the left edge of the back, starting at the end.
The horse has failed, off to the glue factory he goes.
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A new horse goes right past on the way to his job as the glue machine operator, somehow failing to see the prior horse.
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He turns left towards the equipment, safely starting yet another day of turning horses into glue for a bloated salary.
The horse lives but… should it have? 
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The scene shifts to a lecture room, where a horse wearing a particularly hideous sweater is finishing up a lesson on philosophy. Having concluded his talk, he leaves through a door on the left of the room.
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Heading down the hall to his right, he runs into a horse wearing dark sunglasses and a leather jacket, somehow wielding a shotgun despite not having elbows or fingers. Was the horse here to kill him?
“come with me if you want to live” he says (we assume; he just made horse noises and we can’t translate)
The horse lives, but it appears this is the sequel. We must be forgetting the original
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The original horse appears in the middle of the desert (there is a desert inside garage) and moves left looking for a place to steal some cool biker clothes and sunglasses and motorcycle
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The desert is infinite. The horse travels for several miles before collapsing, its body left to be buried in the eternal shifting sands…
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A horse walks into the garage wondering how many horses are left and how many have been killed
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The horse reads a summary of the horses that have passed through to come to a conclusion, which was written by Ghid (who is always right, of course).
The horse lives.
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