The horse goes left, right in the direction of… Wait. Where was he going again?
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The confused horse decides he should go right to where he left.
The horse lives 
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New right, horse.
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At long last, all is right with the world, as another horse dies.
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New horse.
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon’s keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love’s first kiss. Like that’s ever going to happen. What a loony. Shrek Beware Stay out I think he’s in here. All right. Lets get it! Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? Yeah. He’ll groan into your bones for his brains. Well actually that would be a giant. Now Ogres, huh, they are much worse. They’ll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin. They’ll chew your livers, squeeze the jelly from your eyes. Actually, it’s quite good on toast.
theres only so many different ways I can come up with to say right or left
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The horse donkey (?) has grown tired of the shenanigans. Ogre love is cool, sure, but donkey dragon babies? Sounds like something Wekua would come up with. He marches right into a pool of lava and dies in a blaze of glory.
Needless to say, he won’t be in the fifth movie.
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The director (horse) of the fifth movie walks up, attempting to film a documentary of his new movie’s production process. Unfortunately for him, all the safety guys are gone for the day, so he is treated to seeing one of the stars walk blindly into lava on camera. He heads right into the nearest vehicle to call the insurance company.
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The horse director finds the insurance company is appalled that he used real, actual lava in his film and didn’t make cgi lava off the blood and tears of a small vfx studio in beirut instead. Despondent, the horse director hangs up the phone, realizing he’s been left liable.
But at least the horse lives.
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New horse, right.
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I think the TTV community is a very valuable part of the Bionicle community, due in no small part to the unique sense of humor the Boards as a whole have developed which hinges on a delicate self-awareness that never allows itself to permeate the humor entirely while also acting as sufficient ground for the occasional self-deprecating joke with the tacit understanding that group participation in the humor is the well-meaning backbone of the community’s relationship with itself, and as topics like Horse In The Garage demonstrate regularly, its members are more than willing to both take and give occasionally complex jabs and banter that further strengthen the site and the long-standing topics of discussion therein.
Horse go left horse live
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Horsey go right.
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You know what i admire about the TTV community?
Their equinicide.
But you know what? It’s mother’s day, i’m feeling nice. This horse goes right into labour, and dies giving birth, getting to see its newborn foal before it passes. Something lost, but something gained. Happy mother’s day!
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A new horse goes right.
Was the baby horse born outside the garage….?
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This new horse comes with DLSS 5, and ai generates itself.
What’s left of the horse isn’t much.
The horse lives? 
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