This horse is the daughter and sister of three of the others that died in this game. It’s the only one left, so it goes left.
Does it succeed where its parents and sibling failed, or join them in death? You decide!
This horse has at least two birth mothers, since it only has one sibling (see above). It dies due to paradox.
The next horse has escaped a glue factory and goes right.
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Fate is not so easy to escape. The horse goes right and dies, becoming glue.
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new horse,
left
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The opposite of a direction.
Due to @DuneToa 's vague instructions the horse collapses in on itself, implodes and dies instantly and thankfully painlessly. Some say it even no-clipped into another plane of reality.
The next horse goes left
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left again, the horse has passed away.
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Wait, is that why I’m here? No wonder I can’t back out of my garage.
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This next horse is called Pete. He goes right
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how does this game work exactly?
How doesn’t it work?
Read the rules then look at the replies below, it’s deceptively simple.
Pete then trots left. Someone else can decide his fate.
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Pete wins!
Then a new horse named Fred is stuck in the garage. He decides to go left.
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I have a cat named Fred and a friend I call Fred. I really don’t need another Fred in my life.
Fred goes left again and dies.
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A new horse named Pig spawns. He sees a sign that tells him to go left, so he goes right instead.
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Pig goes left and wins.
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A carnivorous horse hears that there is a pig to the left, and goes left
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Since Carnivorous Hoses don’t exist yet, this one must be the first. Evolution won’t let a new species die that quickly, so it goes right and lives
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next comes rambo horse, out to kill carnivorous horse before it sets a bad precedent. It goes left.
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Rambo horse then decides to defy Matau and go left again. Rambo horse loses.
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