How The Mod Squad Ruined My Life!

[Winterstorm345]

@thundermaster612

It’s a little hard to talk about but… Back in 2002, I was walking down the street to the store. I wanted to buy a Bohrok Kal because I thought they looked better than the original Bohrok. So I went into the Bionicle aisle and… and… sniff there they were… th- the Mod Squad… hiccup they bought the last Bohrok Kal an- and when they saw m-me they… cri THEY MADE ME BUY A GALIDOR SET!!! cries intensly I-I TRIED TO STOP THEM BU-BUT THEY P- cries more THEY PUT IT IN MY POCKET!! sobs I… I tried to g-get it o-out but it was s-so ugly I couldn’t t-touch it… cries horribly SO I HAD TO PAY FOR IT!!! WAJ WHY’D YOU PUT IT IN MY POCKET!!cries WHYYYY cries harder

Because of this

[Chronicler]

Oh.

Yeah good times, goooood times.

[thundermaster612]

I hope Mata Nui drinks you as tomato soup or uses you as ketchup, meanie

[Chronicler]

Excuse me I come from a very proud heritage of anthropomorphic tomatoes. We’re a dying species. You wouldn’t want a species to go extinct would you?

I mean at least use me for pizza.

[Whaddon]

@Chronicler

I mean at least use me for pizza.

but that would ruin this perfect ham & pineapple pizza I just made with my own two hands

You’ll ruin pizza!

[Chronicler]

Ew you like pinapple on your pizza? That’s disgusting. No thanks I don’t wanna be part of that pizza. You already ruined it.

[Whaddon]

@Chronicler

Ew you like pinapple on yout pizza? That’s disgusting. No thanks I don’t wanna be part of that pizza

well too bad
you were used in the sauce
I knew I should’ve trusted that seller

Pineapple is great on pizza in my opinion; it is a great example of sweet meets savoury

[Chronicler]

How was I used in the sauce if I am still alive?

You’re bringing up more questions than answers.

[Winterstorm345]

Or answering them all if you’re willing to go to dark enough places

[Whaddon]

@Chronicler

How was I used in the sauce if I am still alive?

multiverse theory

[Runa]

They punched my face…

In the face.

[Chronicler]

The Modsquad ruined my life by changing my name to Imprudent_Tomato.

[thundermaster612]

I hope they name you Galidor_Tomato

[Winterstorm345]

#####I actually thought you were slime

[Oonie]

That’s terrible. I’d suit up as Larryboy to help, but I have another avatar on the way.

Edit: Found a way to compromise. Help is here @Imprudent_Tomato.

[Hawkflight]

@thundermaster612

I hope Mata Nui drinks you as tomato soup or uses you as ketchup, meanie

@thundermaster612

I hope they name you Galidor_Tomato

I mean, if you really wanted to insult him, you’d say “I hope Dreamworks buys you out and reboots you.”

[Sammythekat]

@Hawkflight

“I hope Dreamworks buys you out and reboots you.”

@Hawkflight

insult

Explain this, then.

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[Hawkflight]

@Sammythekat

Explain this, then.

I’m not saying that Dreamworks, or any of their other properties is bad… just that Dreamworks’ Veggietales is bad.

[ValkyriePrimal]

Waj killed my new little Sharkticon.

[Da_Stronk_Destroyer]

Waj…he…

He made fun of me, causing me to delete my bird chatter account for the second time in a bout of depressed rage.