Me too, actually. This seems to be a recurring trend.
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Chronicler dented my car.
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One time in my travels, I accidentally stepped on some green goop.
I got sued for everything I owned.
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Also I just noticed this and it bothers me. I hate Teen Titans Go as much as everyone else. Seriously that show sucks.
Like, sucks so much. Trust me, I wanted it destroyed too.
OK carry on with your jokes guys.
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the mod squad ate my sandwich.
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Yeah, they have some sort of obsession with eating other peoples lunches. Maybe the Mods are not payed enough to buy lunchesâŚ
#FREETHEMODS
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The mods threw a brick through my window and destroyed my door with axes. They said they would do it again If I didnât pay. Oh wait I think that was the mob.
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Cronk
I cannot find my legs
Was it you should Stole them?
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I didnât steal any legs.
I have a nice pair of legs already. Why would I need more?
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Okay
But can I have my Kidney back?
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No.
I already gave it to someone who needed it.
Just think, youâre an organ donor now!
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They banned me 4ever! I couldnât particapate in the RP Iâm in! Nooooo!
When I was younger, everything was peaceful. Our four nations lived in harmony and were respected by all. then the mods attacked, banning joke mocs, double posts and leak discussion. The only person that could stop them, aka @haloblast was banned therefore they could be invincible. Theyâve punished people with banishment and sick burns and closed topics and someone needs to stop them. But who?
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It wasnât a legit double post though. Since Promotion & Advertising/Creative Content double post updates are 
.
Also, I thought we were supposed to come up with fake stories
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I know, the post wasnât agaisnt the rules, it also didnât ruin my life
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I was forced to watch the Modcast. Then I was brainwashed to continue.
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The world was very different in 2006. Internet security had yet to catch up to hackers, and those who could bypass the struggling, basic defences had free reign over the internet. These hackers digitally looted, pillaged trolled and partook in all manner of technological shenanigans.
The most famous Hacker group of this time was known as the OddSquad. Their members were HacktivistSlime, David_Tennant, System.Waj, BrickMeister, Recorder, and DarkBlueNerd.
They were the worst of the worst. They hacked the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, the NRA, the VIP, the QRS, the HDTV, the LoZ, the SCUBA and the entirety of Portugal. They stole hundreds of stocks, worth at least seven dollars. They sent people links to the hamster dance. And worst of all, they loved comic sans.
One day, I was minding my own business, working on my site that advertised my self started company, a small reptile sanctuary and artisan knickknack factory. The site was fantastic. Bright blue background, rainbow text, seventeen different fonts, animated gifs instead of menu buttons, the whole shebang.
Then the odd squad came. They tore my site to pieces. One of them took down all of my links for âSelf promotionâ, someone deleted all products while screaming DOUBLE POST and one of them wrote lol u suck on the front page. And then they changed my beautiful papyrus font to comic sans. It was devastating. I lost 98% of my customers over night. I had to sell my house, my car, my laptop, both my kidneys and my youngest child just to survive. I started living in the sewers, all I ate was rats and the occasional half a big mac that someone threw away. While I was living underground, all my hair fell out, my wife left me, my feet turned inside out and my tongue turned blue. Then the floods came. I had to move out of my sewer, and I ended up living beneath a bridge. It was wet, and cold, and whenever a big truck drove over the bridge concrete blocks would rain down and destroy my hut. While I was living under the bridge my fingers all started growing in different directions, and belly button switched from an innie to an outie and my left eye went blind and now I can see ghosts and I stopped being able to say the word purple.
After a few years under the bridge, I was able to get a job interview for a stamp licker job at a big company. But when I sent in my resume, the odd squad hacked it, changed every âandâ to the word âgiraffeâ, replaced all of my semi-colons with yen symbols, changed my name to âMr. Smellyâ, replaced my photo with a photo of a toucan running on a treadmill and worst of all changed the font from papyrus to comic sans. I didnât get the job. Then the odd squad stole my ex-wife, and made fun of my uncle, and called my dog lumpy and ate all my shoes and threw the empire state building at me.
Now, the OddSquad has a new name, and call themselves âModeratorsâ.
That wasnât all that bad, but the other day the OddSquad sneezed on my cat and now she keeps biting me and my life is absolutely demolished. Thanks.
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