How to make muaka steak

Things you will need:

  1. A muaka

  2. A really really really big stove

  3. Various herbs and spices

If you do not have one or more of these things, then you will not be able to make this recipe .

How to make muaka steak:

Step 1. Lay muaka on the really really really big stove very carefully.

Step 2. Set temperature to 350 degrees.

Step 3. Wait 45 minutes and then turn off stove.

Step 4. Chop muaka into steak-size pieces. (This may be difficult because it is made out of plastic or whatever)

Step 5. Empty out all the herbs and spices you own onto the muaka steaks.

Step 6. Prepare and you’re done!

Side affects:

Eating this recipe may cause death in various ways. If you feel like you’re dying, then sit down, and accept your fate.

Eating this recipe may also cause mild brain damage.

Eat at your own risk.

Recipe rated 10/10 by matoran critics.


How do you turn the plastic into steak? cause all this got me was a ruined grill.

Also, woulldn’t the Kane-Ra have made more sense since it’s a bull?


Shhhhhh… Let’s not talk about the logistics.


Better not be the Time-Traveling Muaka…