Things you will need:
A really really really big stove
Various herbs and spices
If you do not have one or more of these things, then you will not be able to make this recipe .
How to make muaka steak:
Step 1. Lay muaka on the really really really big stove very carefully.
Step 2. Set temperature to 350 degrees.
Step 3. Wait 45 minutes and then turn off stove.
Step 4. Chop muaka into steak-size pieces. (This may be difficult because it is made out of plastic or whatever)
Step 5. Empty out all the herbs and spices you own onto the muaka steaks.
Step 6. Prepare and you're done!
Eating this recipe may cause death in various ways. If you feel like you're dying, then sit down, and accept your fate.
Eating this recipe may also cause mild brain damage.
Eat at your own risk.
Recipe rated 10/10 by matoran critics.