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If there’s root beer why isn’t there leaf seltzer

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If there’s lime la croix why isn’t there joy?

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If there’s gross lime la croix why isn’t there tasty anyotherflavor lacroix?

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If there’s Guilty Gear, why isn’t there Innocent Piston?

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Is there’s Diero, why isn’t there Mooseo?

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If theres kirby super star, why isnt there dedede super black hole?

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If there’s sacrilege then why isn’t there coconut la croix drinkers?

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if theres La Croix then why isn’t it here in nz?

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If there’s Galidor, why isn’t there Tahudor, Kopakador, Onuador, Lewador, and Pohatudor?

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If there’s matador, why isn’t there Nuvador?

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if there’s mitosis, why isn’t there mifingeris

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If there’s kiwis, why aren’t there swikis?

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If there’s trans pride ikea shark why isn’t there bigoted home depot lobster

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If there’s a dove symbolizing peace, why isn’t anarchy symbolized by a jellyfish?

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Nah anarchy is the Red Lotus’s thing

If there’s Donald why isn’t there Bonald?

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If there’s taxation why isn’t there representation

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If there’s Han, where is his Ban?

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if there’s a lot of tall people in sweden, why isn’t there a lot of short people in england

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you’ve clearly never been to england

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good point

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