if there’s ratatoing, why isn’t there mouseatoing?
If there are right angles, why aren’t there left angles?
if tehre’s heyzorks, why isn’t there zorkshey?
I killed her and took her place.
If there’s The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi, why isn’t there From His Nap?
If there’s the same joke being used twice, why isn’t there different jokes being used twice?
eh
you got me there
If there is ice cream, why isn’t there water cream?
if there’s toa of stone, why isn’t there toa of dust?
If there’s a bungalow why isn’t there a bungahigh?
If there’s a condominium why isn’t there a prodominium?
if there’s pirate talk, why isn’t there privateer talk?
If there’s heyzorks, why isn’t there byezorks?
well played.
if there’s cordax, why isn’t there ropedax?
if there’s cordax, why isn’t there ropeax?
oi mate you stealing my joke?
it’s ok you did it better anyway.
If there’s Heyzorks, why isn’t there Hizorks?
if there’s rukah, why isn’t there hakur?
If there are fireflies, why aren’t there waterfalls?
Wait a minute… uh, never mind…
if there’s Ruhkah, why isn’t there lautkah?