Because you have to cook it first you goof.
Why would you eat raw meat?
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Because I am an apex predator.
If there are apex predators, why aren’t there apex prey?
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Because that’s not how the food chain/web works.
If there are spiders, why aren’t there regularpersoners?
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Because regular people don’t exist. We are all a mass of spiders wearing a skin suit.
If there are chocolate malts, why isn’t there a version of the island of Malta made out of chocolate?
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There is. There is this one shop near the coast that sells small chocolate islands of Malta. Expansive as hell tho.
Why does the idiot driving the bus not stop when I pressed the frickin stop button.
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Because their are too used to kids pressing them as a joke
I see this topic has turned into well little Johnny
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Sorry, my fault, bit you are missing the “why isn’t there…” part of the post
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if there’s tf2 where’s tf3
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If there’s DOOM Eternal why isn’t there DOOM finite?
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Eh. This would’ve worked better
If there’s Halo infinite, why isn’t there halo finite?
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There’s 5 transformers movies actually.
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i’ve been to two tfcons, bought multiple exclusives with prices ranging from $75-$200, have a collection of figures numbering far above the 200 mark (including the entirety of power of the primes, including the throne of the primes), and have four figures custom painted by grimlockimus himself, all after just two to three years of collecting. and i’m assuming we’re not counting the bumblebee movie?
(well that came off as passive aggressive. well, what can you do? i was talking about this, btw)
(also my pfp low key has fortress maximus in it come on)
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Because Valve can’t count to 3
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If there’s a BADA BING, then why isn’t there a BADA BOOM?
And if there’s an I RESURRECT, why isn’t there a THIS TOPIC FROM ITS DOOM?
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If there’s ground level, why isn’t there sky level?
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if there’s the three virtues message boards, why isn’t there the six principles message boards?
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There is, but we’re not supposed to let you know.
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If there’s @Yucca why isn’t there @Rucca
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