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If there’s dollar general why isn’t there dollar corporal?

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Because he doesn’t like Google and their ads spying on his personal life maybe?

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That’s why I use a tor browser to do my shopping on the black market :sunglasses:

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you really think Firefox doesn’t track you just as much as google? At this point there isn’t much you can do - Google knows everything there is to know about you.

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Is there’s a lantern fish why isn’t there a torch fish

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If there are are anglerfish, why aren’t there subspecies called acutefish and obtusefish

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Yes.

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this just made my day
if there is peanut butter, why isnt there jelly butter?

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This is my topic @Winger the resurrection rhyme works here no matter what!

Bada bing bada boom i resurrect this topic from its doom.

I’ve never thought of this

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1 month?

Lame.

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don’t you dare try anything!

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There’s no need to try anything. Such a short time spam is piddling compared to the power we have accrued.

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If there’s a Resurrection Rhyme why isn’t there a rhyme to kill topics?

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because the resurrection rhyme is bogus

if there’s anime why isn’t there banime

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Can’t argue with the emperor himself, @N01InParticular

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You utter fool! The rhyme itself holds no power! I Do!

If there are airplanes why aren’t they made of air and why aren’t they flat.

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If there’s jet boats and jet planes why isn’t there jet cars?

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there are, actually
the question you should be asking is, why aren’t there jet humans?

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Checkmate

If there’s Bluetooth why isn’t there Orangetooth?

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Checkmate

If there’s ramen why isn’t there rawomen?

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