If You Could or Had to Assassinate One TTV Member Who Would It Be and Why?

TTV has exposed Applegos' biggest secret. In response they hire you as a trained assassin to kill them. You are sent to kill one, only one of them. Who would you kill and why?


I would assassinate Eljay. Because his name reminds me of mangosteen for some unknown reason. And I hate fruit.

This is meant as a joke. Please don't kill me Eljay. smiley

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This will be an interesting topic.

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Not when every answer is going to be Eljay.

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Indeed it will.

I found out why I want to eliminate Eljay even more.

I just looked up Eljay and mangosteen and found out he was an comic maker that apparently held the record for most comics in a day, making 17 comics in a day. I beat that by making 20 comics in a day (even though nobody cared about my series because I was new frowning ). This makes me want to assassinate him as a threat to that title. Also I had him guest star in one of my comics as well, just to have him die.

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Thank you for sharing.

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Not all of them will be. And if they are, Eljay is so going to kill me. And they have to give a reason other than "cause I hate him."

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meso, because then they would need someone else who never leaves the house

@IllustriousVar. Just to see how fast the group would fall apart without him.

Edited title -legomaster (This is becoming my signature stuck_out_tongue )

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Why on earth would you assassinate a ttv member? I wouldn't even do this hypothetically.

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For fun. That's why. And to make room for you to steal their place :3


~Phoenix~

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Nope, still wouldn't do it.

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What if Applego came in with a gun and forced you to assassinate them for revealing their secret?


~Phoenix~

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I'd kill Eljay slowly and painfully. As painfully as possible.

Why? Uh, no reason...?

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I'd kill Kahi because on air. And because I'd take eljay's side any day because him, viper, and meso are the most enjoyable to me.

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I'd nuke one of them, doesn't matter who, I'm just that crazy stuck_out_tongue

I'd kiill whoever didn't pay the "don't assassinate me" tax.

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I'd get rid of Eljay, keep in mind I'd rather not kill anyone, but if I had too, Eljay, we wouldn't have any truly terrible jokes as a result

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I'd assassinate that Chronicler guy. People say he's annoying.

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I would've said Eljay, just for being Eljay, but that's way too obvious.

So...

I would assassinate...

Venom, so then the rest of the cast wouldn't know that one of them is dead.

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I'd kill Venom and save Spiderman the hassle.

-MT

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