If you give a skrall a chainsaw,
That is really bad.
It’ll probably cut off all your limbs,
and destroy everything you have.
(Inspired by something I made)
Edit: I’m adding more:
If you give a skrall a chainsaw,
that is not too smart.
It’ll give you a look in the eyes,
and dismember you part by part.
If you give a skrall a chainsaw,
you’d better go away,
to an entire other planet,
to escape global doomsday.
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That is why I shot Daddy
He was giving a Skrall a Chainsaw
Good Night Deary
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very creative poem spawned off the if you give a mouse a cookie series. sounds a little crazy if you ask me
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Hutere
7
Pretty cool.
I was never a Skrall fan, except for Tuma.
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Sheds a single, heartfelt tear
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Zero
10
You’ve earned a bestselling title. well done
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Note taken; never give a small a chainsaw. Ever.
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Can there be a sequel please?
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Rockho
14
What happens if you give an female skrall a chainsaw?
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Was expecting something similar to if you give a mouse a cookie
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(Loud applause)
(Crowds cheering)
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Pretty good, but remember syllables. A poem won’t flow well if it don’t have rhythm.
If you give a skrall a chainsaw, (8)
That is really bad. (5)
It’ll probably cut off all your limbs, (10)
and destroy everything you ever had. (10)
Try rewriting it with the 8-5-8-5 pattern
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You get chainsaw massacre 5
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If You Give a Mouse a Cookie memories…
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What if i give 2 skralls 4 chainsaws
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