If You Give A Skrall A Chainsaw

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If you give a skrall a chainsaw,

That is really bad.

It’ll probably cut off all your limbs,

and destroy everything you have.

(Inspired by something I made)

Edit: I’m adding more:

If you give a skrall a chainsaw,

that is not too smart.

It’ll give you a look in the eyes,

and dismember you part by part.

If you give a skrall a chainsaw,

you’d better go away,

to an entire other planet,

to escape global doomsday.

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That is why I shot Daddy
He was giving a Skrall a Chainsaw
Good Night Deary

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very creative poem spawned off the if you give a mouse a cookie series. sounds a little crazy if you ask me

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Pretty cool.
I was never a Skrall fan, except for Tuma.

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Sheds a single, heartfelt tear

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that’s wonderful

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You’ve earned a bestselling title. well done

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Note taken; never give a small a chainsaw. Ever.

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Can there be a sequel please?

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What happens if you give an female skrall a chainsaw?

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Was expecting something similar to if you give a mouse a cookie

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(Loud applause)
(Crowds cheering)

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Pretty good, but remember syllables. A poem won’t flow well if it don’t have rhythm.

If you give a skrall a chainsaw, (8)

That is really bad. (5)

It’ll probably cut off all your limbs, (10)

and destroy everything you ever had. (10)

Try rewriting it with the 8-5-8-5 pattern

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You get chainsaw massacre 5

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If You Give a Mouse a Cookie memories…

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What if i give 2 skralls 4 chainsaws

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2 Skralls 1 chainsaw?

Sorry, I had to

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