Have you recently (or even not-so-recently) gotten injured, and you want to share what happened, maybe you got a funny story out of it or learned a lesson from it – or maybe you just want to ramble about how dumb your friend was that got you hurt (i still haven’t forgiven you, Carl)
I got this a few days ago, i like to say that a crab sliced my thumb open, which is technically true.
Carapar’s claws were sharper than Lego indicated.
you misspelled my name again
Some people are aware that I have scars… Jonkler type beat… But I’m honestly surprised how few people seem to notice they exist. They’re the most obvious things in the world to me but I’ve seen people do double takes when I point them out more times than I can count.
I don’t know if this means they hide well or if I’m just ugly 
Did you treat it with disinfected and band-aids for your injury? Also what kind of crab that hurt you?
Please, i’m a hardened country girl, i don’t need a bandaid and a kiss from mommy any time my skin is slightly damaged.
okay yes i wore a bandaid for a few hours.
The crabby kind.
I dunno, i didn’t even know there were kinds.
I slipped down an icy hill because I was too dumb to take the stairs five feet to my left. The scar will be a valuable reminder
bonus electrician’s field bandage
there are also unkinds, which is clearly the one that got you
Fun fact: did you know the death of G1 BIONICLE scarred me permanently? I got the final issue of the BIONICLE g1 comics in my Lego Club magazine some months into spring when I was 11 years old. That same day, we were moving some chopped up wood from the backyard into the house. Before I read the comic, I had a piece of wood fall on my arm and the sharpness sliced my arm open!
While my parents applied stitches and cleaned the blood, I was reading the very end of BIONICLE.
