Whether it be Karate, Kung Fu, Ju Jitsu, Taekwondo, or any other martial art.
I am a second dergree black belt in Karate
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Tae Kwon Do. It feels pretty awesome to see your name stitched into something as iconic as a black belt.
I agree. At my school, we actually have it stitched on both our uniform and our belts.
Who needs a black belt? I fight freestyle!
Attempts to do a jump kick but falls to the ground.
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Drop kicks you in the head
Freestyle never beats actual training.
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Oh really?
Elbows you back in the head.
I mean… I can kick people, so there is that
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Karate chops you in the neck
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Sweeps you at the feet and stomps at your chest.
I plan to test for Black belt sometime this year.
Curls up in fetal position 
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Black belt of the 1st degree in Tae-Kwon-Do. I get beat-up too often at tournements 
I feel you.
I am a so-called “Black Belt”.
I, however, had to hang up my belt four years ago due to more musical opportunities.
I am awaiting the day in which I must dawn the belt once again to reclaim my former glory!
Oh, what am I saying? I am a 1st Degree Black Belt. Tang Soo Do Association.
I’m an orange belt in something I forgot. The dojo closed down since the last class I took.
I am interested by Asian cultures and martial arts but I don’t practice them. I do practice Japanese sword fighting techniques by myself.
You should just walk around with it in your pocket, then when someone wants to fight you, just whip it out, then tie it to your waist real quick and show him how it’s done! 
On subject, I did karate when I was 5, I got to like, white belt with two yellow stripes…
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I’m a black belt in the eternal fighting style known as punching people with kicks.
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woah.
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Recently, at a tournament, I saw a guy with a sword. First, he swung it way too close to where I was sitting; then, at the end of his kata, he actually stabbed the wooden floor.
He won, of course.