Now is the time to Object!
2 Likes
I say object
1 Like
I hit him with my suitcase and impersonate Meso.
2 Likes
slime is smiling with the smile of a murderer.
2 Likes
Object some more!
2 Likes
Kahi: Your honor, the prosecution is again throwing out preposterous claims of Mesonak murdering Solek, when there is no proof.
Slime: No proof? He admitted to breaking his arms.
Mesonak: Exactly.
Kahi: Shut up, Meso. You’re not helping.
Slime: Anyways, it’s clear that Meso has had contact with Mr. Solek, and has quite an opinion on him. Now I call the next witness. Eljay.
Slime: State your name and occupation, Mr. Eljay.
Eljay: My name is Eljay, and I do irrigation work.
Venom: Wow. This guy is even more bootleg than the last guy on the stand.
Slime: Anyways, let’s get on with what Eljay saw that day.
Eljay: Well, it’s a pretty open and shut case. I saw Mesonak walk into the room around 8:00 to “meet up with a buddy.” As such, I didn’t see Mesonak for a while. However, when I got into the room at 7:49, Meso was gone, and there was Solek, broken into pieces while a Muaka sat right next to it. Like I said, open and shut case.
Venom: I still think he’s bootleg. Whatever, you may begin your cross-examination, Mr. Kahi.
Cross Examination time! You guys need to agree on what to press on or present in order to figure out the contradictions and lies in his testimony. GO.
Also, Muaka and Solek added to the Court records.
The Murder weapon, found lying next the victim. Pretty obvious.
Picture of Solek before his death. According to scientists, Solek died around 8:49 PM.
(I’ll be off for the night, so start cross-examining.)
4 Likes
I present the Muaka and shall explain how useless the Muaka is at being a murder weapon.
1 Like
Who did the Muaka belong to?
2 Likes
Examine the Muaka for fingerprints.
(Never played ace attorney so I don’t know if you can do that)
Or as @ColdGoldLazarus said, ask who does the muaka belong to.
1 Like
This muaka, is not like the other muaka.
It smells like chrome.
What does that have to do with anything you may ask?
Well…
EVERYTHING IS CHROME IN THE FUTURE!
The Muaka could be sent back in time to a certain MNOG episode to demonstrate how useless it is 
JK
Kahi: Hold it. Who did this Muaka belong to?
Eljay: What does that matter to the case?
Kahi: Just answer it.
Eljay: It obviously belonged to Meso. After all, he WAS the murderer.
Slime: Your honor, I don’t see where Kahi is going with this. It seems like he’s sidetracking us.
Kahi: I’m not sidetracking. I’m trying to figure out who the weapon belonged to.
Slime: I don’t see how that’s relevant, but whatever. You got your answer. Continue your examination.
2 Likes
Present the evidence that Solek died at 8:49 when eljay said it was at 7:49.
6 Likes
Can’t believe I missed that! Anyway I agree.
1 Like
Kahi: Mr. Eljay.
Eljay: What? What do you want?
Kahi: In your testimony, you said Solek was murdered around 7:49. Is that correct?
Eljay: Yeah, what about it?
Kahi: According to this Autopsy, Solek was murdered around 8:49. But you said 7:49.
Kahi: THUS, YOUR TESTIMONY CLEARLY CONTRADICTS THE EVIDENCE! It’s a strait up LIE. What else of your testimony is a lie, Miru-wearer?
Eljay: Well, uh… You see…
BANG BANG.
Venom: Eljay, what the hey. What’s the meaning of this?
Slime: Your honor, the Defense is blurting out skrub-tier proposals.
Venom: Objection overruled, Skrub. Kahi brings up a good point. Eljay’s a dirty liar who bootlegs his testimony. Thus, he needs to explain why there was this contradiction.
Kahi: (Yes, I got him now. All I needed to do was point out this contradiction, and now his whole testimony will be revealed to be a string of lies.)
Eljay: Fine. I’ll tell you why I told you that time. Mesonak lives an hour ahead of me, so for him the murder would have taken place at 8’o clock. Simple enough?
Kahi: (Something feels off about this testimony. What is it? I’ll need to check the facts of the testimonies carefully.)
The Murder weapon, found lying next the victim. Pretty obvious.
Picture of Solek before his death. According to scientists, Solek died around 8:49 PM.
3 Likes
Present that Eljay was in the same place as Mesonak (as he saw the broken Solek) in his testimony.
6 Likes
Kahi: Eljay, again you lie to the judge and to everybody in this court today. You know why? Because TIMEZONES don’t matter between you and Mesonak when you’re in the SAME PLACE at the SAME TIME.
Eljay: AGH! When will you guys give me a break! I have several shows to cover, and being here is distracting me from finishing BioCraft and other projects.
Kahi: But you never DID finish Biocraft, because you cancelled it in an announcement MONTHS PRIOR to the murder! What else are you gonna lie about, Mr. Eljay?
Eljay: Nothing, because you still haven’t PROVEN that I murdered Mesonak. I got my time wrong. So what? It’s not a big deal.
Kahi: (It’s a huge deal, but Slime could do another objection. What should I do?)
6 Likes
Ask him to prove what he actually was doing during that time.
1 Like
May I join in?
Eljay stated that he didn’t murder Meso, whereas the discussion revolves completely around Solek, so I say let 'em have it and see how it goes.
4 Likes
Edit: NVRM questioning him about Meso is irrelevant at the moment. I can practically see slime waiting to object.
This. ^