The Muaka could be sent back in time to a certain MNOG episode to demonstrate how useless it is 
JK
Kahi: Hold it. Who did this Muaka belong to?
Eljay: What does that matter to the case?
Kahi: Just answer it.
Eljay: It obviously belonged to Meso. After all, he WAS the murderer.
Slime: Your honor, I don’t see where Kahi is going with this. It seems like he’s sidetracking us.
Kahi: I’m not sidetracking. I’m trying to figure out who the weapon belonged to.
Slime: I don’t see how that’s relevant, but whatever. You got your answer. Continue your examination.
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Present the evidence that Solek died at 8:49 when eljay said it was at 7:49.
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Can’t believe I missed that! Anyway I agree.
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Kahi: Mr. Eljay.
Eljay: What? What do you want?
Kahi: In your testimony, you said Solek was murdered around 7:49. Is that correct?
Eljay: Yeah, what about it?
Kahi: According to this Autopsy, Solek was murdered around 8:49. But you said 7:49.
Kahi: THUS, YOUR TESTIMONY CLEARLY CONTRADICTS THE EVIDENCE! It’s a strait up LIE. What else of your testimony is a lie, Miru-wearer?
Eljay: Well, uh… You see…
BANG BANG.
Venom: Eljay, what the hey. What’s the meaning of this?
Slime: Your honor, the Defense is blurting out skrub-tier proposals.
Venom: Objection overruled, Skrub. Kahi brings up a good point. Eljay’s a dirty liar who bootlegs his testimony. Thus, he needs to explain why there was this contradiction.
Kahi: (Yes, I got him now. All I needed to do was point out this contradiction, and now his whole testimony will be revealed to be a string of lies.)
Eljay: Fine. I’ll tell you why I told you that time. Mesonak lives an hour ahead of me, so for him the murder would have taken place at 8’o clock. Simple enough?
Kahi: (Something feels off about this testimony. What is it? I’ll need to check the facts of the testimonies carefully.)
The Murder weapon, found lying next the victim. Pretty obvious.
Picture of Solek before his death. According to scientists, Solek died around 8:49 PM.
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Present that Eljay was in the same place as Mesonak (as he saw the broken Solek) in his testimony.
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Kahi: Eljay, again you lie to the judge and to everybody in this court today. You know why? Because TIMEZONES don’t matter between you and Mesonak when you’re in the SAME PLACE at the SAME TIME.
Eljay: AGH! When will you guys give me a break! I have several shows to cover, and being here is distracting me from finishing BioCraft and other projects.
Kahi: But you never DID finish Biocraft, because you cancelled it in an announcement MONTHS PRIOR to the murder! What else are you gonna lie about, Mr. Eljay?
Eljay: Nothing, because you still haven’t PROVEN that I murdered Mesonak. I got my time wrong. So what? It’s not a big deal.
Kahi: (It’s a huge deal, but Slime could do another objection. What should I do?)
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Ask him to prove what he actually was doing during that time.
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May I join in?
Eljay stated that he didn’t murder Meso, whereas the discussion revolves completely around Solek, so I say let 'em have it and see how it goes.
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Edit: NVRM questioning him about Meso is irrelevant at the moment. I can practically see slime waiting to object.
This. ^
Kahi: What were you doing during the time of 7:49, Eljay? I doubt you were recording On Air, so what were you doing? And why did you lie to Mesonak?
Eljay: I didn’t lie to him. Meso is the liar!
Kahi: I find that hard to believe, Eljay. Especially since you’ve lied already. What were you doing at that time?
Slime: Is this really necessary, Mr. Kahi?
Kahi: It’s completely necessary, Slime. Because I’m trying to show the court who really murdered Solek. Now tell me what you were doing at that time.
Eljay: I swear, I was in the office.
Kahi: But you were not creating Biocraft?
Eljay: Nope. So what? I had other matters to deal with.
Kahi: (I need to get more info out of him, but he seems so tight lipped. What should I do?)
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Eljay claims to have been working on several projects at the time the murder occurred.
Same with Meso.
I say we check the files on their computers and see when they were last edited.
Another thing we could do is SETTLE IT IN SMASH.
Winner is not guilty
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(Do we show that we agree with likes or replies?)
I say press him for what projects he was working on.
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Agreed.
No, the majority usually wins, however, if it is a tie, someone needs to change their mind.
Hit eljay with my suitcase until me spills the beans
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Kahi: So what WERE you working on during that time? Recap reviews are done for now, so you can’t say that.
Eljay: It’s a secret project.
Kahi: Can you tell us what that “secret project” is?
Eljay: Uh… No.
Kahi: Why not?
Eljay: Because… Er… Uh…
Kahi: WHAT IS THIS SECRET PROJECT?
Slime: Your honor, I honestly don’t see how this helps at all with the case now. It’s a secret project. Big whoop. How does this help determine whether Mesonak killed Solek or not?
Venom: He has a point.
Kahi: No, your honor. He doesn’t. Mr. Slime is trying to help our witness get out of a simple question. Anyone who has played Ace Attorney knows this.
Venom: Very well. Continue, Kahi.
Kahi: Well, Eljay? What was the secret project?
Eljay: … … …
Kahi: ?
Eljay: The secret project, eh? Fine. I’ll tell you the truth. I wasn’t working on a secret project during that time. I entered Meso’s office looking for something.
Kahi: (Looking for something, eh? I wonder if we can figure out what he was looking for. No doubt he’ll lie again. What piece of evidence would he be looking for?)
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“The secret project was murder.” 4th wall breaking guy in audience
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I’d suggest further enquiry as to the nature of his visiting Meso’s office; if Eljay doesn’t give satisfying details, call him out on it (that’s all I got right now).
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Eljay has lied multiple times now.
Call him out on that.
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