Cronk: The site was actually the building next to it, actually. Although, the body COULD have been moved.
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Oh, it actually was actually, actually?
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You don’t get bonus points for pointing out how I talk, just FYI.
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Points for pointing out your pointy points?
Yeah, I’ll stop.
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It could’ve been Pot8o, he probably infiltrated the security room after a potential burglary to cover his tracks.
Alright things are not looking good.
Do you have any reports of Potato parts in another area of town?
Is there a trail of Potato chunks leading from the site?
Have we confirmed that the body is in fact Pot8o and not a regular potato?
Is there a crosswalk near the site of the incident?
Look at the picture.
Cronk: We didn’t get reports of any.
Kahi: (I wonder why…)
Cronk: Nope, although, this picture may interest you:
Cronk: We found this at the 5th floor of the TTV office building. Here’s a map of it, in case you were wondering.
Cronk: It is confirmed that it is the body of Pot8o. Although, I can add something to the autopsy. We found a fair amount of salt inside of him, which is strange.
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I’m now convinced it was me all along
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Ooh, pot8o was burgling in the building, then he scaled down the wall to escape. Then he was run over by Looch Eljay Alena.
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Can we have a picture or description of the storage room?
Anything of interest inside Eljay’s truck?
As for the salt, I think this may have been a crime of hunger. Some starving fiend was hungry, saw Potato, and killed him with the truck or a blunt object. Afterwords they put the body on the sidewalk and ate part of the body with a dash of salt. Hearing the cops come, the killer jumped into the truck and left the scene.
Cronk: Not really. We inspected the car. Nothing of importance in there.
Bailiff: Alright, everyone. Time to come back inside.
Cronk: Well, Kahi. See you in the courtroom.
District Courthouse #2
3:04 pm
#BANG BANG
Venom: [Alright][1], let’s get down to business. No more interruptions from any of you people, you hear?
Slime: Understood, your honor.
Venom: Alright, then. Let’s not waste any time. Slime, would you like to continue with our current witness.
Slime: I feel as if we have everything we can get out of him, your honor. Instead, I would like to bring up our final witness, Alena.
Alena: [Why, hello, everyone.][2]
Judge Venom: My my! What a lovely lady we have here! So delicate and sweet…
Slime: Yes, very delicate. In fact, a little too delicate, especially for the defense’s harsh questioning.
Venom: Hmph. Defense!
Kahi: Yes, your honor?
Venom: I do not wish for you to be too harsh on this witness. You understand me?
[1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As6NRNCeMRI
[2]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72Q_SL_TQJA
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Accuse her of starting WW2 and killing all the people in Australia.
#/s
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Do you like potatoes?
(I have no idea what’s happening although this is a serious question)
#Alena! It was YOU that started WW2 and starved all the people of Australia!
Alena: Wha-? What kind of accusation is that? 
Venom: KAHI! How dare you do such a thing! For you act of insolence, I shall give Eljay…
a GUILTY VERDICT!
Kahi: Eh-heh… Whoops.
#The End.
(Lol just kidding. Continue, guys.)
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Miss Alena, do you have any explination on how Eljay was found with your phone? Do you have idea where his phone is? Can you give an account of what you were doing at the time of the incident?
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Alena: Before we jump to futile questions, can we please start the cross examination so I can say my testimony?
Venom: Why, of course! Kahi! Don’t start your questioning until I TELL you to!
Kahi: Understood. (I hate my life at times.)
Alena: Let me get everything cleared up right now: I never drove Eljay’s car. You know why? Because I was at work the whole time. I can prove it.
At work, I had to borrow Eljay’s phone because our office wants us being professional, and so we have to use phone without games. That’s why I gave it to Eljay, so he could enjoy himself, and I used his phone.
I went to work around 3:26 PM, so that’s when the trade off happened. Eljay did message me a few times before the trade off happened, but I mostly ignored the calls. Eljay gets a bit impatient at times.
Anyways, I was all alone during that time at the office, because the other members of the cast were throwing a party for Marde Gras or whatever. Don’t quote me on that.
It was around 3:35 when I heard a skidding sound. It was Eljay’s car. He had accidentally ran over some potato or whatever.
Does that clear everything up?
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That was amazing.
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Alena: I work at the TTV building, of course!
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See that’s funny, because these messages from Eljay and Var suggest that you were not at the building at the time. Do you have an explination?
3:04: I got your messages from earlier. Are you sure you don’t wanna be on today’s podcast?
3:26: I’m coming over to pick you up. See you soon.
3:30: Look, are you going to be on the podcast or not? You haven’t shown up yet. It’s frustrating me.
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