Yeah. This.
Kahi: Slime, do you also have the fingerprint analysis for the the Muaka?
Slime: No can do. That piece of evidence belongs to me, bucko.
Judge Venom: Slime, that evidence belongs to everyone. Sharing is caring.
Slime: Ugh. Fine. Here is the Muaka prints. Happy?
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Fingerprint analysis shows the prints of Meso had their hands on the Muaka.
Kahi: What? How is this-?
Eljay: I told you, Meso owned that Muaka, not me. Open and shut case. Now stop wasting our time.
Venom: I have to agree. All we seemed to find out is that Eljay is a lying scum-bag, so it seems we reached our conclusion.
Kahi: What? NO! I can’t be! (There has to be a fact about Mesonak I’m missing. What is it? I need to look something up about him before Venom concludes the case…)
Mesonak. Fan of BIONICLE since 2008. Avid Hero Factory fan. Pessimist. Not a huge BIONICLE collector like Eljay.
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Oh boy.
Meso was a fan since 2008, he would not have a Muaka. Eljay is a collector, so he would. Point that out
If he denies ownership, say that his testimony is unreliable as he is a liar, making him unfit to be a witness. That leaves only Meso as a reliable witness.
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Kahi: Your honor, Eljay is trying to cover up one simple fact: Meso got into BIONICLE in 2008-2009, and he isn’t an avid collector. However, Eljay himself owns all the collection of BIONICLE Gen1, and is an avid collector.
Eljay: What is this tomfoolery?
Kahi: The only tomfoolery is YOU, Eljay. You’ve lied over and over in court. No doubt you still lie right now!
Eljay: Meso still has his prints on the Muaka.
Kahi: Right, but he never OWNED the Muaka. Why is only Mesonak’s prints on the Muaka and yours not? He never owned the Muaka. And you’ve lied in court over and over, meaning we cannot trust your testimony. So why would Mesonak have a Muaka nearby if all he wanted to do is break Solek?
Eljay: Well… Gee, I dunno. Maybe we can ask him?
Kahi: Or he didn’t kill Solek at all.
Eljay: Then WHY does he have his prints on the Muaka? Explain that to me. Why are my prints missing.
Kahi: There is something special about this Muaka, Eljay. And I know it. Why else would Meso touch it? It’s special.
Eljay: There’s no proof of what is “special” about the Muaka.
Kahi: Then why don’t we test it in court.
Slime: So we’re gonna play with toys in court now? This is unreasonable.
Kahi: Because something doesn’t add up about the Muaka. Or about the time for Eljay. Why would he say 7:49 when the murder was at 8:49? It doesn’t make any sense. Thus, we must test out the Muaka.
Venom: I’ll allow it.
(Kahi tests out the Muaka)
IT IS 3:38. Would you like me to alter that fact?
Kahi: …
Eljay: No… Please…
Kahi: Alter it.
MUAKA: It is now 2:38.
Eljay: Ng… AH… NAAAAAAGH… AGGGGGH! MY MIND. GET OUT OF MY MIND!!!
STOP TOUCHING IT! THAT’S A VALUABLE ITEM! YOU’LL GET YOUR PRINTS ALL OVER IT!
Kahi: …
Eljay: huff huff huff That’s right. It is my Muaka. So stop touching it like Mesonak did!
Kahi: SO THIS IS your Muaka, eh? And it seems to “alter” time by an hour behind us, which is “exactly” the length of time which you “messed up” over.
Eljay: Ngh… Humph. Very well. You’re missing one thing, though. What excludes Meso from being a suspect entirely? And what’s would be my reason behind killing Solek? Can you answer that?
Kahi: (Why would he want to kill Solek, huh? That’s a good question. What course of action should I take to figure out why he’d want to kill Solek? We may need to get more info out of him.)
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Ask him what’s his least favorite BIONICLE set.
We should go interview his friends to see whats up.
lol eljay doesn’t have friends /s
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But the trial hasn’t been halted, and they need to figure out what’s going on now before anything else is happening. What happens if we give Eljay another chance to cover up his tracks?
Maybe if slime had any lie detector results…
Not likely.
The time travel muaka really threw me off my game. 
He never truthfully answered why he went into Meso’s office, we might get some info from that if we ask him.
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I knew that would be quite a challenge for you guys to figure out. Felt like I needed a replacement for the clock in the Ace Attorney episode this was based off of. Thus, that was the replacement. 
Anyways, we need a majority to vote on one thing.
Accuse Slime of collusion.
I wouldnt trust him with an ant farm
If the Muaka is not Meso’s why was it in his office?
If Meso took it, Eljay probably went into his office to reclaim his Muaka. Out of spite he killed Solek in order to get back at Meso. I don’t know how to word that into an accusation, but you get the idea.
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I like this answer the best, since nobody would agree.
Kahi: I’ll tell you what excludes Meso from being a suspect. Although he did touch the Muaka, that doesn’t mean he was the one who murdered Solek. In fact, he wasn’t in his office to kill Solek, especially since you never saw him in there according to your testimony. He was off doing “stuff and things” while you were alone. Which is why he barely mentioned you in his testimony!
Kahi: Which makes me wonder: why were you in Meso’s office?
Eljay: Nng…
Slime: Your honor, um… Kahi is being mean?
Venom: Man, that’s a bootleg excuse. Continue, Kahi.
Kahi: With pleasure. Eljay, why were you in Meso’s office instead of working on your “secret project.” And why was Solek murdered in the process?
Eljay: Hah! Well, since your so smart, figure it out yourself. I won’t talk!
Kahi: (Hm… I need a way to pressure him into talking again. Just need to find a way.)
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Magic Conch, how can I pressure Eljay to answer?
*pulls string
“Acivate the Muaka again”
The Conch has spoken!
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I see you’re really getting into Ace Attorney, @Chronicler! We could really use more AA fans around here 
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So, what do you say? How do we pressure him? Dr_Chronos made an excellent solution.
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Trigger him
Kahi: Maxilos is a horrible set!
Eljay: No it isn’t! Take it back!
Kahi: Answer my questions and I’ll take it back then.
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