Cronk: Welp, that’s all the evidence I have. Hopefully I can get you more later on. Good luck with the trial!
~~ February 5th Courtroom #3 1:00 PM
#BANG BANG
Venom:Order! Order in the court! We must get onto this proceeding. Today’s proceedings is following the murder of Plural Ogel by Ms. Prpl Dragon. And thus begins the trial of Kahi Nuva Vs. The TTV Message Boards. Is the defense ready?
Venom: Hm? Who is this prosecutor? You must be new around these parts.
Eljay: My name is Lewa Johnson. Just call me Eljay, please. Nothing more.
Venom: Well, it is by the request of Mr. Eljay that we have a test trial today for the murder of Plural. Mr. Eljay today is trying to incorporate a new penalty system against the defense since he believes the defense has recently been using dirty tactics. Do you agree with these claims, Kahi?
Kahi: No I do not, your Honor!. This is completely stupid, Eljay. Just look at that ridiculous get-up you’re wearing! Who wears those things around their neck anymore?
Eljay: I must be in style if I am to prosecute, now, SILENCE Kahi. Do I need to take off a penalty for you and your off-topic discussion? Don’t make me delete it.
Eljay: Basically, it works like this. You get six strikes. When all six are up, you lose the case. There is no going back. Prpl dragon gets booted. No re-trials, no nothing. So you’d better hope that you’re going on the right track!