Kahi: Do you really want me to spell all of this out to you? You CAN’T send messages to this phone unless it’s actually Alena’s! Now enough with this little game! Why are you trying to protect Alena? Do you not realize it’s gonna cost you your life?
Eljay: But Alena isn’t guilty! She CAN’T be!
Kahi: Stop lying to the court, Eljay. The only way to save yourself AND Alena is by telling the truth!
Eljay: But… I…
Kahi: Sacrifices HAVE to be made, Eljay. They HAVE to be!
Eljay: …
Kahi: Eljay. Please. Don’t risk it all for a petty relationship.
Eljay: GAH. Fine. The phone belongs to Alena. But I have no idea on how it got onto me! I swear! All I remember is that I was arrested minutes after I came to work from a lovely drive.
When I came out to pull out the phone, I played cookie clicker, alright? But it isn’t what you think. I didn’t do it while I was driving!
Slime: But everything supports it, Eljay. Everything!
Kahi: (I have an idea of what this piece of evidence doesn’t support… In fact, it’ll topple this whole case to the ground if I can figure out what this shows me. Gah! I can’t think of it! What would Varponok tell me in this time?)
Kahi: (I know! What is Slime’s case MISSING with evidence to support part of his argument! But which part of it? And how can I use it against him?)
Kahi: Slime, there’s a major hole in your argument that even the evidence cannot prove!
Kahi: NONE OF THE EVIDENCE SUGGESTS THAT ELJAY EVEN DROVE THE CAR!
Slime: GAAAAAH! YOU’RE RIGHT!
Kahi: If anything, the evidence only suggests that Eljay was the one using Alena’s phone when he was driven to work. And because cookie clicker constantly involves clicking a cookie on a iPhone screen, that suggests that he would have only been occupied by that.
Kahi: Furthermore, Alena would have had to drive the car if Eljay was that distracted the whole time. Whether they hit Pot8o during that time, I don’t think they could. HOWEVER, all we DO know is that pot8o was killed by being split in half and receiving a huge impact onto the concrete.
Slime: Care to explain why the car tracks and potato on the tire are there, then?
Kahi: Let me suggest this: perhaps the evidence was PLANTED onto the car and around the area by the real culprit.
Venom: Planted evidence!? Does that mean all of this evidence is… BOOTLEGGED?
Slime: Can you PROVE that the evidence is planted.
Kahi: All it takes is a little analysis of the facts, Slime.
Kahi: First, note that neither the tire or the proposed “crime scene” picture have any tracks or impressed potato into them. This has to imply that both Pot8o or the tire NEVER collided with each-other, as stated earlier, also…
Kahi: How do you, Mr. Slime, know that these pieces of evidence haven’t been tampered with? Eljay said himself that around 10 minutes later that he was arrested, giving any criminal time to tamper with the evidence. And the failure of a connection of the pieces of evidence show this is highly likely.
Kahi: Plus, it’s pretty obvious now that the phone found on Eljay does NOT belong to him! All of this suggests planted evidence, Prosecutor Slime! All of it!
Slime: Then tell me WHO would have planted the fake evidence?
Kahi: All it really involves is deductive reasoning. Nobody else besides ALENA could have had access to Eljay’s car. Is she not his supposed girlfriend?
Slime: Heh… Then maybe we should ASK Alena then. Does that sounds like a good idea.
Venom: That sounds like a great idea. Bring her up then!
Slime: About that… I’ll need to get her. She’s not here at the courthouse.
Venom: Fine. We shall take a short recess until we can find her. Court is on recess for now.
#end of Part 1