Kahi Nuva: Ace Attorney - The Concentrated Version

[Chronicler]

Episode 2: Trial (Part 1)##

Kahi: Well, here we are. No going back. I have a feeling this should be a rather easy case, Eljay.

Eljay: Easy? I barely know a thing, Kahi. I can’t remember anything about what happened. What happened if I really did murder Invictus?

Kahi: Eljay, do you really think you murdered Invictus? Are you hiding something from me?

Eljay: No… I’m just worried I was set up.

Kahi: Let’s not worry about that right now. We need to get in there now.

Eljay: ~gulp~

Kahi: Don’t worry, Eljay. I got your back. If I can prove Meso didn’t murder Solek, I can prove you didn’t inflict harm onto Invictus.

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BANG BANG.

Judge Venom: Order, order in the court, skrubs. We’re here to begin the trial of Eljay for the murder of Tenebrae Invictus. Is the prosecution ready?

Var: We’re ready, you’re honor. (Eljay you’re so fired.)

Judge Venom: Alright, is the Defense ready?

(Well, guys? Is the defense ready? And would you want to say anything?)

@Paradox

Yes

Kahi: We are ready, you’re honor. Though, I do want to know what’s over Varderan’s eyes. And why are we having this trial if they reports say that they still haven’t found the body.

Varderan: The Prosecution has proof that Eljay did in fact murder Invictus, and have found fragments that indicate his death.

Judge Venom: Any other questions before we start?

@SwagMeister

Varderan what the hell is over your eyes you didn’t tell me

Varderan: My personal attire has nothing to do with the case. Continue, you’re honor.

Venom: Finally. We get some real action now. Begin your opening statement, Mr. Varderan.

Varderan: With pleasure. Yesterday, at 3:45 PM, Eljay and Invictus got into an argument. Ms. Dee Viper was sitting on a bench near the scene when she saw Eljay push Mr. Invictus off the bridge, and his body was never found. However, his mask was found at the scene, and several other pieces of evidence, which incriminate Mr. Eljay.

Venom: Thank you, Var. You can bring up your firs witness.

Varderan: Great. First I’d like to call up one of the longest-serving members of the Mod Squad and one of the detectives on the scene.

Varderan: Please state you’re name, sir.

Cronk: My name is Chronicler ModSquad, but some of my friends call me Cronk.

Kahi: (By friends you mean nobody, right?)

Cronk: I’ve served a long time here as a Moderator, so my normal duties for the longest time have consisted of deleting double posts and deleting duplicate topics and spam. It’s a lot of work, really. But yesterday, I got a flag from Viper about a murder, so I responded to it. I’m here to testify about what I discovered.

Venom: Very well. Please, tell us what you know, and then Kahi can begin his Cross Examination.

How Cross Examination Works:

• Find the contradictions. If there are not any, press statements. You guys don’t exactly have to agree on what to press, but you do need to agree on contradictions.

Cronk: When I arrived at the scene, we found a note near the garbage that had the words 2006 on it. It was written in pencil, but actually contained Invictus’s handwriting, not Eljay’s. Although Eljay’s right-hand print was found on the left side of the paper. The note itself said “2006.”
We also found the pencil with Eljay’s and Invictus’s prints on it on Eljay when we arrested him.
We found Gold Good Guy in his pocket, which had his prints on it. A 2006 set.
We also happened to find Invictus’s mask. It was washed quite well, but had some points of damage to it.
Near the scene was also an unrelated ripped purple scarf. Apparently got a bit muddy, but we washed it.
We also happened to find Eljay’s sword. However, we feel it’s unrelated to the case at hand.

Now it’s time to expose his lies and press the truth out of him, guys!

Evidence:

Note: Written in pencil by Invictus, and contained Eljay’s right hand print on the left side of the paper. Says 2006.

Pencil: Has the prints of Invictus and Eljay

Invictus’s Mask: Pretty well cleaned, but it’s hard to see the points of damage. You need a microscope to see them.

Purple Scarf: A scarf found at the scene. Cleaned well.

Eljay’s Sword: Thought to be unrelated to the case.

Gold Good Guy: Eljay’s 2006 set on him.

@Paradox

Anyway, Eljay’s right handprint was on the left side of the paper. It makes no sense… Unless the fingerprints were somehow duplicated

Eljay: What do you mean it makes no sense!? Kahi, think about it more carefully. Analyze it. Why would my right hand be on the left side of the paper?

@Paradox

LOOK AT THE BACK OF THE NOTE

Kahi: What’s on the back of the note, Chronicler?

Chronicler: Sorry, pal. Nothing is on the back. You can see that nothing is shown through the back of the paper, as a scanner usually would do if words were written on the back.

@Paradox

2006 is numbers.

Kahi: What if 2006 are numbers?

Varderan: Jumping to conclusions without any evidence, huh? For shame, Kahi. For shame.

@Triple

He ripped it?

Kahi: Mr. ModSquad.

Cronk: Yes?

Kahi: Let me show you something peculiar about this note.

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Kahi: The page looks like it happened to be ripped.

Cronk: Don’t see where you’re going with this.

Kahi: You don’t? Well, let me explain it to you. If this page is ripped, it means there had to have been another part.

WHERE IS THE OTHER PART OF THIS NOTE?

Cronk: Er… Gee, we never actually found it at the scene, sir.

Kahi: So you submitted an incomplete piece of evidence? You do know how unlawful that is?

BANG BANG!

Venom: What’s the meaning of all this, Chronicler? You surely must have a reason for this!

Var: Your honor, the reason Chronicler doesn’t have the second piece is because the team is still investigating the scene. We just had to start the trial in the first place. However, this second piece is meaningless.

Kahi: Meaningless? Your honor, without the second piece, we can’t say whether this is suitable evidence! I really hope the prosecution isn’t using this as it’s only piece of evidence to back it up.

Var: I have so much more evidence and a testimony that will make this mean nothing.

Venom: Alright, that’s enough. Continue with the cross examination.

@Chronicler

Cronk: When I arrived at the scene, we found a note near the garbage that had the words 2006 on it. It was written in pencil, but actually contained Invictus’s handwriting, not Eljay’s. Although Eljay’s right-hand print was found on the left side of the paper. The note itself said “2006.”
We also found the pencil with Eljay’s and Invictus’s prints on it on Eljay when we arrested him.We found Gold Good Guy in his pocket, which had his prints on it. A 2006 set.
We also happened to find Invictus’s mask. It was washed quite well, but had some points of damage to it.Near the scene was also an unrelated ripped purple scarf. Apparently got a bit muddy, but we washed it.We also happened to find Eljay’s sword. However, we feel it’s unrelated to the case at hand.

@Paradox

Why did they wash the scarf? That would ruin any fingerprints or evidence!

Kahi: Chronicler, why did the Mod Squad wash the scarf?

Cronk: Because it was dirty, why?

Kahi: Because now you’ve just destroyed any traces of fingerprints on the scarf, you dignnut!

Cronk: Whoops. My bad.

Var: Chronicler, why haven’t we fired you yet?

@Paradox

There’s some crumpled paper near the trash can, could we leave and search for the note there?

(Nope. You’re currently in a trial. Can’t leave yet. Also, Viper’s version of events will be coming! Just be patient!)

@Triple

Wait, the pencil had prints from Invictus AND Eljay? Yet the “2006” is in Invictus’s handwriting.

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Kahi: Please clarify something with me, Chronicler. Why did Eljay’s prints appear on the pencil?

Var: If you actually listened for once, you’d know they found it on Eljay when they arrested him.

@Triple

A ripped scarf and a sword together does not sound irrelevant.

Kahi: Chronicler, I don’t see how a sword and ripped scarf are irrelevant.

Chronicler: How so?

Kahi: Because one could have ripped the scarf with the sword.

Var: Ah, but you’re missing proof of that once again, Kahi. You have no proof of the sword ripping the scarf, do you? Besides, what does that have to do with the case at hand.

Kahi: Well, we’d know if SOMEBODY didn’t destroy the prints on the scarf.

Cronk: Sorry…

Eljay: Kahi, you know you can ask questions and present evidence, right? You should try it.

@Paradox

What is the damage on Invictus’s mask?

Chronicler: Not much. Just a few bumps and scratches, really. However, we think they’re the result of him hitting his head on the river, and the water eroding the mask.

@Paradox

The river bed? Pretty hard to hit your head on running water.

Chronicler: Let me clarify on that. He hit his head on the rocks in the river.

@Triple

Present this. Eljay said he did a review on him.

Kahi: Chronicler, do you know the reason why Eljay brought this in the first place?

Chronicler: Well, I’d assume he was gonna do something to it with the sword.

Kahi: Correct. He was going to pretend to stab with for a skit for his Recap Reviews.

Varderan: Yes, and according to the police, they believe there is a connection between this set and the note.

Kahi: What?

Varderan: You should know this, Kahi. Gold Good Guy is a 2006 set, the only one actually found at the scene of the crime. Thus, it is presumed that the note is a way of telling us this connection. And since Eljay was the one with Gold Good Guy and the only one with Eljay, they believe Eljay murdered him. I have a witness to testify this, as well.

Kahi: (Hm. Something isn’t right. Wasn’t there another 2006 set at the scene of the crime? I dunno. I can’t remember…)

@Ranaki_Pakewa

Zaktan was released in 2006, and he was at the scene too.

That makes Viper just as much of a suspect as Eljay.

Kahi: Varderan, what you just said was totally wrong. There was another 2006 set found at the scene of the crime.

Varderan: What? But it’s not in the evidence.

Kahi: That’s because I have it right here:

Varderan: …

Cronk: Oh, that’s right! I remember seeing that. However, I guess you picked it up instead, huh?

Kahi: You know what this means?

THAT WE MAY HAVE ANOTHER SUSPECT WHO MURDERED INVICTUS!

CHRONICLER! YOOOOOUUUU’REE FIIIIIIRREEEEEEED!

#BANG BANG BANG!

Venom: Calm yourself down, Var. It was a simple mistake-

Kahi: You’re honor, it isn’t a mistake. It’s an entire hole in the Prosecution’s statement! This means that someone else could have murdered Invictus! Eljay or another suspect who had their grubby hands all over this!

Venom: Indeed. This means Eljay perhaps isn’t the only person who murdered Invictus!

Varderan: But the note and the pencil, your honor! Eljay forced him to write that note!

Kahi: All baseless conjecture, Varderan! Where is your proof that he forced him to write it! Perhaps he gave Invi a piece of paper and a pencil in order to write a crucial note.

Var: Ergh… Hm. Fine. You made your point. However, the question remains: why would Eljay rip the paper, then?

@Middlefingerstudios

maybe he was trying to get the note away from someone for unknown reasons

@Triple

The whole note had information that both Invictus and Eljay wanted. (Perhaps it held embarrassing or important info) So Eljay tried to grab the paper away, but ripped it in two.

Kahi: The whole note had information that both Invictus and Eljay wanted. (Perhaps it held embarrassing or important info) So Eljay tried to grab the paper away, but ripped it in two.

Varderan: Hah! Interesting theory indeed. But it’s baseless, and you still need proof that makes it so Eljay didn’t kill Invictus.

Kahi: You’re hiding something from me, aren’t you?

Eljay: No no, Kahi. You’re missing another thing. Why would I kill Invictus in the first place? If you can’t find a reason, then there is your answer.

@Triple

But yeah, there’s no reasoning why Eljay would want to kill Invictus.

Kahi: You’re missing a motive, Varderan. There’s no reason for him to kill Invictus in the first place!

There is no apparent reason why Eljay would ever come up with the idea of killing Invictus!

Varderan: Hmph. Fine. You win that point. However, we still are missing something. If Eljay didn’t kill Invictus, then who did?

Venom: Actually, I’m having a hard time believing Invictus died in the first place. But that’s just me. Anyways, I guess since I can’t pass down a verdict because of all these problems, it looks like we’ll have to take a break from the court and allow the police to find more evidence.

Eljay: ~Phew!~ That was close, Kahi. Looks like you need to get more evidence, however.

Kahi: I’m ready to go get it, now that the trial is on recess.

Community Park…

Kahi: I have an idea where the second part of the note is at. Just need to find it…

Kahi: It’s definitely not here…

Kahi: Definitely not here… Although there still is that spoon. Nah, it’s just a spoon.

Kahi: Might as well check int the garbage. Who knows? Perhaps the suspect tried to throw away the evidence. Certainly seemed like it from my theory. Maybe this piece is it…

Wait a minute… What’s it say inside?

Kahi: This… This is the second part of the note! And it says “Zaktan” on it! I must get back to the court house…

???: Hm. Looks like you got into some evidence that I was hoping nobody would find.

Kahi: Dee… Dee Viper. I knew it. I had a feeling in my gut you were behind this.

Viper: Well, let’s just say I need to keep something secret. Which is why I was hoping that Invictus disappearing and trashing all the evidence would help out. But I guess you’re too good at your job. Now give it back.

Kahi: Never. You need to face justice for your crimes, you tomato-mispronouncer.

Viper: “Mispronouncer” is not a word. But alright. Boys, come here. I need you to take care of this wimp. Nobody can find out about my little argument with Invictus.

Kahi: (Uh oh… I’m in a pickle…)

@Paradox

Slay them with Eljay’s sword!

Don’t have that on you…

@LelouchViBritannia

Pretend to start doing a magic trick with it and then run away.

You think that would work on Piraka? (Okay, maybe the magic trick, but not the running).

@Triple

if not, take a picture of the thugs and Viper as you run away!

Dee Viper’s Piraka would probably out run you and steal the picture.

@Helioskrill

Quick! Call Cronk!

Viper: Do you really think flagging this post can help you escape? Yeah right.

Cronk: Then you obviously don’t understand how fast the Mod Squad is when it comes to flags. Sorry, but you can’t beat up Mr. Kahi, Piraka. Now get out of these boards!

Viper: Hmph. You win, I guess. However, don’t think you’ll pin all of this on me. My secret will be withheld…

~Viper leaves the scene.~

Kahi: (Well, that was weird. But looks like the trial doesn’t start again until tomorrow, so till then, I’ll have to settle out this mystery in my head…)

End of Part 1

[Chronicler]

Episode 2: Trial, Part 2

BANG BANG!

Judge Venom: Alright, skrubs. Court is back in session for the trial of Eljay on the murder of Invictus. At least, that’s what the prosecution states. However, I’m having a hard time believing that after the points Kahi seemed to make. However, I don’t think we have enough information to pass a verdict yet, especially since we don’t know whether Invi actually died or not. So that’s cool.

Varderan: Don’t exactly see how that’s cool, your honor, especially when we’re pretty much in between a rock and a hard place.

Kahi: (Oho, we won’t be soon, Varderan. The truth is finally adding up from here. Now to unveil it and show what Viper is really trying to hide…)

Venom: Alright. Mr. Varderan, you may bring up your next witness.

Varderan: Of course, your honor.

Kahi: (I don’t like that face Varderan is making…)

Varderan: The next witness I’d like to call up happens to be… Eljay.

Eljay: What!? Me? Why me?

Kahi: I dunno, but from what I see, Varderan is gonna pull something. I was depending on Dee Viper’s testimony on this. Now it looks like he’s gonna pull a fast one…
(What should I do? Should I raise an objection?)

@Triple

OBJECTION!

Eljay has no memory of the incident, he cannot give a testimony!

Kahi: Sorry, Mr. Varderan. But Eljay can’t remember a single thing about the incident.

Varderan: I disagree, Kahi. Perhaps he can… Recap… His memory.

Venom: I have to agree with Varderan on this one. Perhaps asking Eljay questions will help him remember the events. Therefore, objection overruled.

Eljay: Ooh… This is gonna be bad, I’m sure.

Eljay: Sheesh, this doesn’t seem so bad after all.

Varderan: State your full name and occupation, please.

Eljay: My name is Lewa Johnson, and I work not only for irrigation work, but also as a member of the TTV Cast. I work on recap and recent reviews.

Varderan: Continue with your testimony.

Eljay: It was just two days ago when I was at the park to film my Recap Review on Gold Good Guy. Afterwords, I was leaving the scene to put my stuff away, when I remember seeing something that caught my eye. What it was, I don’t remember. Actually, that was the last thing I remembered before I woke up on the grass and was arrested.

Varderan: Hm. Is that all?

Eljay: It’s all I can remember. Kahi told you it would be useless.

Varderan: Hmph. I disagree.

Eljay: ~gulp~

@Triple

ask if he has any camera footage from the park.

Kahi: Eljay, you said you were at the park filming. Did you manage to find any camera footage from the park?

Eljay: Sadly, no. I stopped filming once I was done “stabbing” Gold Good Guy. And I don’t have possession of my camera. Actually, I don’t know who has it.

Kahi: Hmph. Perhaps we should find it.

Varderan: There is no time, Kahi. We’re in a trial.

@Triple

I think LJ saw either Zaktan or the purple scarf.

Kahi: Eljay, I’d like to ask you more questions.

Eljay: Yes?

Kahi: I’m going to show you two objects. I want you to see them so you can recap your memory on them. Yes, I know it’s risky, but we must find out the truth.

Which one should we show him first?

@Paradox

Also, can’t we get Cronk as witness that Viper attacked us?

Unfortunately not. Since you never were actually attacked (Cronk stopped it before it happened), the only thing you could charge her with is attempted assault, but even then, who’d believe Cronk?

@Grievous

The Snake (Zaktan).

Eljay: Hm… I vaguely remember that. But I can’t identify who had it. I just remember someone leaving it there while I was filming.

Kahi: You have to remember something about it, Eljay!

Eljay: Well, did you ever get the prints on it?

Kahi: Well, no…

Eljay: Well, it’s definitely not mine. I was busy with Gold Good Guy.

Kahi: What about this scarf?

Eljay: Wait a second… That scarf. It… It looks so familiar. I remember… Grabbing onto it for some reason. And the owner of it…

Kahi: !

Eljay: Agh. The owner… They had a relation with the case. But I don’t remember the face.

Kahi: Very well.

Varderan: Hm hm. Typical of Eljay. Only remembering the most colorful things, like red and blue pins for example. Hm. I wonder why you’d remember both of these things. [Did they, by chance, belong to YOU?][3]

Eljay: Impossible. I didn’t bring a Zaktan set.

Varderan: Oh really… Then why are your FINGERPRINTS on it?

Eljay: WHAT!?

Varderan: You’re honor, look at this report given by Cronk once they examined the canister. It happened to contain Eljay’s finger prints!

@Chronicler

CANISTER AUTOPSY: Contains Eljay’s and another unidentified person’s prints.

Kahi: WHAT!?

Var: The prosecution therefore claims that there can only be ONE person in this case that inflicted harm unto Invictus: Eljay. He had possession of both 2006 sets.

Eljay: But… But I don’t believe you! That set isn’t mine!

Var: But the evidence shows, Mr. Eljay.

Kahi: (No no no! He’s got me cornered! I need to stop him! What can I do?)

@Triple

Eljays a collector right? He already has a Zaktan. Plus, this canister appears to be new (or at least unopened). Point that out.

Kahi: But Eljay’s a collector!

Varderan: That further concludes my point. He could have ANOTHER Zaktan for collecting purposes.

@Triple

Plus, this canister appears to be new (or at least unopened).

Kahi: The canister is unopened, Varderan!

Varderan: Oh, I wish you looked at your own evidence before making conclusions. Look at this line:

This can only mean one thing: it’s been opened.

@Paradox

Fingerprints aren’t conclusive evidence

Varderan: I beg to differ, Kahi. Fingerprints are everything.

@Paradox

WHY DOES OWNING A 2006 SET MAKE YOU A SUSPECT?

Varderan: Do you forget this note? Of course you do. It points directly at a 2006 set. What other piece of evidence points to 2006?

@Paradox

Plus there’s still no motive.

Kahi: You’re still missing a motive, Varderan.

Varderan: I won’t need a motive once you get Dee Viper’s testimony. Plus, you’re still not able to prove Eljay DIDN’T do it. Eljay can’t prove it, either. In fact, I bet he thinks he did it.

Eljay: Well, I mean… Maybe I did? I don’t remember, so don’t use that against me.

Kahi: (Gah. This is a mess. I knew he had something up his sleeve when he asked Eljay to come up here. There’s got to be something I can do to throw this off track.)

@Triple

Ask him to explain the scarf. Its evidence that there was another person there. A person that LJ remembered grabbing for some reason.

Kahi: But the scarf, Varderan. You’re forgetting all about the scarf. Someone else HAD to be there, which still gives us a reason to believe there was another suspect. Plus, there was also another person’s prints on the canister, where there not?

Moreover, I think Varderan is trying to pin Eljay as the suspect without any evidence that points to him being the only suspect!

Varderan: Urg… Then explain-

Kahi: I’ve had it with all your bogus questions, Varderan! All you do is try to make Eljay look bad while you keep forgetting the facts of the case!

Kahi: Moreover, you keep ignoring the facts on how SOMEONE ELSE can obviously be the murderer! In fact, I don’t even think this trial is legitimate in the first place!

Var: Your honor! Kahi is undoubtly trying to prevent me from asking more questions to convict Eljay of his terrible crime!

Kahi: Somehow, I have a hard time believing Eljay even commited a crime. If anything, I think he’s a VICTIM!

Judge Venom: You have some of the best points here, Kahi. In fact, I feel like I’m able to pass a verdict right now. I think it’s obvious to everyone that Eljay clearly is not the one who should be on the stand. (Also, this is more entertaining than the last trial, lol.)

Var: But… Venom… He won’t even allow me to…

Venom: Too late, Var. I’m think I’m ready to pass the verdict.

Dee Viper: Your honor, the prosecution isn’t done yet, I’m afraid. We still have one more witness… Me.

Varderan: Y-yes. I still never got to have Viper speak. Your honor, I ask that you don’t pass down your verdict yet, as I’m not finished prosecuting.

Kahi: (Nuts! He’s trying to get out of it! I need to do something…)

@Triple

Let it slide… for now.

Kahi: (Hm… Maybe I can make light out of the situation. This will be the last testimony, after all. I need to get that not-bootleg verdict for Eljay.)

Venom: Might as well do the next testimony. I want my money’s worth of the popcorn, anyways.

Viper: I hope all of you realize I’m here to tell nothing but the truth. Now to tell you what I saw.
I was on a bench near the scene, where I was writing the script for “History of BIONICLE” in pen. However, I became distracted when I saw Eljay start arguing with Invictus over something I could not hear all that clearly. All I heard was something along the lines of “you’re never going to come back after I’m done with you.” Of course, I then saw Eljay pull out a pencil and a piece of ripped paper from his jacket, giving it to Invictus to write some kind of “death note.”
That was when I had enough. I stomped right over there like the British woman I was and told Eljay to leave Invictus alone. However, before I did so, he pushed Invictus over the edge of the bridge…

It was terrifying. I then ran up to him and tried to grab his arm. He shrugged me off, and when I tried to flee his range of grasp, he grabbed my purple scarf I had on me. I screamed, but nobody was around. Eventually, I tried to yank the scarf away from him, and it ripped. I fled the scene, but I saw Eljay throw his part of the scarf into the river.

I fled from him, but eventually he got more of my scarf. Of course, I yanked again, and this time he tripped when running while holding onto the scarf. He fell over and bonked his head. I managed to flee the scene without the scarf.

@Grievous

Try showing her the pen and the purple scarf.

Viper: I already told you about these two things. The pen clearly is mine. And the scarf is also mine, the result of Eljay trying to make sure I didn’t see his terrible crime.

Eljay: Kahi, if you can’t find the contradiction, press her statements or present something! I would recommend the former in this situation!

@Triple

Of all the notes LJ could’ve forced Invitus to write, why “2006 Zaktan” Also, she mentions the paper was ripped beforehand? That doesn’t make any sense.

Viper: I don’t know what you mean. Where did you get the Zaktan from? Note that I haven’t even gotten a good glimpse of the thing in the first place. I wouldn’t know anything about it.

@Paradox

If this isn’t a contradiction, then why did Invictus write the note? Was Eljay threatening him?

Viper: I already answered this in my previous testimony. Invictus was probably writing a death note, and yes, he was threatening him.

@Paradox

Viper only narrates HoB, someone else (I think Var) writes the script!

Viper: No no. I was pretty sure Varderan announced that I was helping out with it. Do you have any evidence that he said I wasn’t?

@Paradox

Was Eljay wearing a jacket?

Viper: Well, for jacket, I’m talking about what he’s currently wearing, as he’s wearing a business jacket.

@Triple

Present the note.

Viper: Oh. That must be the second piece that Eljay ripped up and tried to throw away. Good thing you got your hands on it!

@TFM101

Sorry if I’m behind, but “2006” and “Zaktan” don’t seem like death notes.

Kahi: Ms. Viper, I have a hard time believing “2006 Zaktan” is a death note. In fact, I don’t even think Eljay would allow that to be written.

If anything, it’s a clue to the person who actually owned the original set!

Viper: Right. And that’s Eljay.

Kahi: That’s not an absolute, Ms. Viper. In fact, I doubt he even owned the original set! I say that YOU did!

Viper: Oh yeah? Prove it then. Prove I owned that Zaktan!

@TFM101

Present the Zaktan!

Viper: AGH! I already told you, I’m tired of everyone saying I love Zaktan! And now you present that to me? Stop it. Stop it I tell you! I’m tired of all of this!

Kahi: But you know it’s true. You like Zaktan!

Viper: But I don’t have a stupid obsession with him! You’re just like everyone else, you… You jerk! AGH!

#Crack!

Kahi: (Wow. She even broke that one thing that came out of nowhere. That’s pretty upset.)

Viper: NOW SHUT UP ABOUT ZAKTAN! I don’t want to hear anymore about him!

@Paradox

Try to match the “Unidentified” prints on the canister to the ones on Viper’s pen.

Kahi: Your honor, I want to request that we examine the fingerprints on the Zaktan Canister as well as compare it with the pen’s!

Venom: I’ll allow it.

Varderan: Hah. You’re still missing something, Kahi. While you’ve made Viper truly upset, and your waiting for your evidence, you still have yet to divert it to her. In fact, this testimony has proven, if anything, her innocence.

Kahi: (I got to do something while I wait for those results!)

@LelouchViBritannia

sing.

Kahi: Your honor, do I have permission to kick this guy out of court? He’s being disruptive.

Venom: Leave him for now. But if he disrupts again, I will have to kick him out.

@Triple

Was there really no one at the park? Couldn’t she have called Cronk for help like we did?

Varderan: I knew you’d ask that. To answer that for you, no, nobody else was at the park. If there were, the police would have placed them here as a witness here. Also, she was the one who actually CALLED the police in the first place.

@Middlefingerstudios

guess we can’t talk about how she attacked us right?

Kahi: Your honor… She attacked me!

Venom: She did? How rude. Say your sorry, Viper.

Varderan: Your honor, please. He has no proof of that ever occuring. What is he gonna do? Call Chronicler and make him confess of it? Please. Chronicler is incompetent. Now please, come up with real reasons to question her testimony while we wait.

Eljay: Kahi, you gotta ask more questions! I know, ask more about the note!

@Triple

Ask about what happened to the note! How did it get ripped in two? Where did to go?

Viper: Finally, a real question. Well, it turns out Eljay tried to rip it when I came up to him in order to stop him from berating Invictus. When he was chasing me, he accidentally left the “Zaktan” one on the bridge and still had the 2006 one on him. Does that answer your question?

@Triple

But we found the Zaktan part of the note inside a trash can. LJ couldn’t have thrown it away while he was chasing you, how did it end up there?

Kahi: Viper, I think it’s about time you stop lying and tell the truth for once in your life.

Viper: What do you mean?

Kahi: You know exactly what I mean. It’s impossible for the Zaktan note to be left on the bridge…

Because we found it near the trash!

Viper: AGH!

Kahi: And I have a feeling there’s more holes in your testimony, isn’t there? You’re hiding something, Viper. I know it!

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Varderan: I’ve had enough of this, Kahi. This is one inconsistency. So what? Viper didn’t know where the paper actually fell. This is probably a supposition.

Viper: Y-yeah. What he said. Actually, now that I think about it, Eljay threw away the whole thing.

Kahi: (Now she’s just coming up with stuff!)

@Triple

How could he have thrown away the whole thing while he was chasing you? He was at the edge of the bridge. In fact, you said he had his hands on your scarf.

Kahi: Viper. Your gig is up this time. Your secrets are about to be revealed.

Viper: What? What do you-

Kahi: Eljay could not have gotten the time to THROW AWAY the note if he was busy chasing you while holding onto your scarf. In fact, the only person who could have thrown it away…
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[WAS YOU, Dee Viper!][3]

Viper: ARGH! You…

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Kahi: I have a theory. Maybe it was YOU who pushed Invictus, and when Eljay tried to stop you, you pushed him away, making him rip apart some of your scarf. Then you discarded his part and left your scarf in order to set him up!

Viper: I… Ah… Well…

Kahi: (I got her good. Just gotta ask more stuff before the evidence comes in to really rub it in!)

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Kahi: You seen pretty sensitive about people thinking you love Zaktan. Did Invictus ever call you a Zaktan Fangirl? And ARE you a Zaktan fangirl?

Viper: N-no. He didn’t! And I’m not a Zaktan fangirl!

Kahi: Oh. Is that the case, then? So you wouldn’t mind if I threw the Zaktan canister… Like this?

#STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

Viper: You… You… You almost got me there…

Kahi: So you are a Zaktan Fan Girl, then?

Viper: Y-yes… And I’m tired of people calling me that! Tired tired tired of it! They should all die in a hole!

Kahi: So I’d imagine you’d be upset if Invictus said that, no?

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Varderan: You… You have no proof of him doing that! And besides, badgering the witness is against court rules! Your honor, stop him!

Venom: No way! This is getting good!

Kahi: (Good! I finally am digging the truth! Now I just need to do one final thing before the evidence arrives…)

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Kahi: You knew about Zaktan didn’t you? You couldn’t bring yourself to destroy him so you decided to hide him in the park.

Viper: Yes… And I was gonna go to retrieve it until I noticed it was stolen. But… But that note… It could mean anything!

Kahi: Do I need to arrange them in the way they originally where before you ripped them up and tried to discard them?

Viper: …

Kahi: Well. Looks like your finally seeing the truth.

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Varderan: You’re doing such a good job, Kahi. But, one question… Why would Viper have her hands on the note and rip it if it has Eljay’s prints, and it was Eljay that had the pencil along with Invictus?
[3]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNwbkPtDUU0

[Chronicler]

@Triple

She could have ripped it with her scarf covering her hands or another object. It’s also possible there are more pieces of the note. We are still missing half a page. I wouldn’t be surprised if the other note pieces were written with a PEN.

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Varderan: While the first possibility makes sense, you can’t just claim there was another part of the note.

Venom: Yeah, and besides, I need to go home and check my eBay bids. I won’t allow another investigation day or trial. It must be wrapped up soon.

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Cronk: Your honor, I have the pen and the canister analyzed.

Venom: And? What was the results?

Cronk: It’s a match, sir. The pen and canister both belong to Viper.

Kahi: Chronicler, do you think you can give me a hand-print analysis of this second piece of paper? You know, the one with the word “Zaktan.” It shouldn’t take long. In fact, perhaps you could do it here in court!

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Varderan: Your honor, that goes against court conduct! Besides, I think Kahi has already gotten all the proof he nee-

BANG BANG!

Venom: Objection overruled. We’re trying to figure out the truth here, and I don’t need you distracting us.

Varderan: Ugh. Fine…

Kahi: (Finally. While we wait, perhaps I should piece this puzzle together… And figure out the truth!)

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Chronicler: It… It has her fingerprints on it, Kahi. On the right side of the paper!

Varderan: Ugh… I think I’ve been looking at Eljay too long… I’m becoming sick…

Kahi: There you have it, Var. Dee Viper’s prints were also on the paper. There is only one logical outcome I can make of this…

Dee Viper met with Invictus on Sunday at the park. It has been a while since they saw eachother. Eljay was nearby filming his recap review skit.

However, Invictus started calling her out on how she freaked out about Zaktan on the last Invictus Analysis a year ago. This enraged her to the point where she began to yell at Invictus.

However, Eljay confronted Viper in order to make her stop. She tried to push him away, but he grabbed her scarf. Eventually it got ripped in the struggle. However, after Eljay was pushed down, Viper saw Invictus had been writing something with paper and pencil he stole from Viper’s pocket. She figured it would be a clue to something. So she snatched it to Invictus and pushed him, knocking his mask or his whole person into the river.

Eljay got up, enraged on how Viper suddenly became upset. Eljay tried to grab the paper, but Viper didn’t want her secret getting loose. It ripped within the struggle. Eljay fell back and tumbled down the bridge as he made a lot of force trying to grab it. He landed in the grass, and fainted.

Viper eventually took her piece, which she noticed as the Zaktan one, and decided she needed to discard it. So instead of doing anything suspicious, she decided to throw it away like normal garbage. Then she called the police and reported Eljay.

Viper: … So…

Kahi: ?

Viper: You figured it out, all from a few pieces of simple evidence? Impressive. And I thought I could cover up this entire incident by blaming it on Eljay. I really did. I needed Eljay to be fired and go to prison so this would never go out. But I guess the truth is revealed… You caught me.

Kahi: So you admit to killing Invictus?

Viper: … Invictus never died… He’s still alive. All I did was shove him and knock his mask off. That’s why the police never found a body. He fled the scene. Haven’t seen him since…

Kahi: All of this just to cover up a stupid little argument?

Viper: It’s not stupid! He was berating Zaktan! My precious Zaktan!

Venom: Well, we certainly learned a lot today. As for you, Viper, we’ll have another trial for you, for the murder of Invictus.

Viper: I didn’t kill him!

Venom: Tell it to the judge… Wait, I am the judge! Hah! Any final words from the prosecution or defense?

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Venom: What the-

Invictus: Stop, your honor! As you can see, I am VERY MUCH ALIVE!

Varderan: WHAT!? WHAAAAAAAT!???

Venom: What the-? Invictus! I thought you were dead!

Invi: Not even in the slightest, your honor. Don’t convict Viper. She’s done nothing wrong. I provoked her, and she just took her anger out on me like a strong, independent woman. I deserved it. In truth, I ran away to think about everything that happened, and I realized, by watching this trail, that court sucks. Now don’t put Viper on a later trial for murder. And declare Eljay not bootleg.

Venom: Hold on… So this whole trial was meaningless!?

Invi: Yeah, basically. That’s how life works, I guess. I just wanted to let you guys have fun is all. But maybe I went overboard with it.

Varderan: You mean like how you almost cost Viper or Eljay their life? Yeah, you did.

Invi: Oops. Well, at least you know everyone is innocent. So there. (Kahi was totally right, by the way.)

Venom: Well… I guess it’s been decided then… Eljay is:

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Eljay: Well, that worked out great. It was rather odd to see Invictus alive, but hey, at least I got off alive.

Kahi: Yep. Now, can I go home? I need to work on On Air.

Eljay: Yeah, that’s right. You’d better go do that!

And so this weird adventure was all for nothing, because Invictus never actually died, and if he hadn’t come out sooner, we wouldn’t be in the mess we were in the first place.

#The End. (Of Episode 2, anyways)

[Paradox]

Nice work! I’m sorry if I maybe asked too many irrelevant questions, I was confused on how the game worked. But since than, I’ve downloaded the Ace Attorney mobile app and done a few cases, so I feel I understand it more. Can’t wait for the next one.

[Chronicler]

#Episode 3: The Traitorous Turnabout

August 5th, 12:57 PM.
Varponok Autopsy Agencies.

Varponok: …Well, Kahi. I think I’ve taught you enough of my work for the time being. I think it’s finally time you see my action as a lawyer. I will meet you at the courthouse at 2:00.

Kahi: Very well sir. So, uh. What’s the case about?

Varponok: Oh, just a hit and run case. I have to defend the guy accused of the crime. I think his name is Eljay?

Kahi: Weird name. Anyways, what’s the evidence show?

Varponok: It’s an odd case. There are conflicting viewpoints, but I think I can make a good case. After all, Prosecutor Slime is a guy I’ve dealt with before. I know his tricks.

Cronk: Don’t worry, Kahi. I’ve given him enough evidence to make his case against Slime. Plus, Varponok’s analysis skills will make this an open and shut case.

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Varponok: Right. Anyways, I have to go, Kahi. See you guys both at the courthouse. Don’t forget, Kahi. 2:00.

Kahi: I won’t forget.

Varponok: You’d better not. Goodbye, Kahi.

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##CRASH

“Ugh… That hurts… Not exactly the most comfortable position.”

…

“I need to grab my phone… Errgh… Got it… Ugh…”

RING

“Pick up… Please.”

“Please pick up.”

“Kahi… Ugh… Hi. You need to get to the courthouse… What’s wrong? I’ve gotten into a crash… Someone hit me. Bleeding everywhere. Not sure how long I’ll be conscious. Look, I need you to get to the court house and take the case. Please. The defendant, he’s not guilty. I know he’s not now. Please… Take the case…”

Beep

Kahi: Oh no… There has never been a worse day… I’m not prepared for this. But, the defendant. He needs someone to defend him. I need to take this case, even if I have no idea what I’m doing. Oh well. Here goes nothing…

@SwagMeister

Call 911 so you don’t have to defend Eljay.

That’s not how it works, bruh. You can always call 911 for Var, though.

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“Emergency? I have a huge emergency. There was a crash… A huge crash… Where? I dunno… My boss just called me about it… You already got calls on this? Alright… Goodbye then…”

Kahi: “Well, Eljay needs some defense. Time to go in and defend him.”

District Courthouse #2
2:00 pm.

Eljay: So you’re the guy who’s gonna defend me, huh?

Kahi: Well, my mentor originally was, but he got into a fatal accident.

Eljay: Um… Why?

Kahi: No idea, but hey, at least you got me!

Eljay: Have you ever defended someone in court before?

Kahi: Um… No, not really. You’ll be my first person I’ll ever defend.

Eljay: Wonderful… Just wonderful…

Bailiff: The trial is about to start. Come on in, guys.

District Courthouse #2.
2:03 pm.

#BANG BANG

Venom: Alright, skrubs, settle down. Court is now in session for the Trial of Eljay for the murder of Pot8o. Hmm… Who is the defense attorney here? I thought Mr. Varponok was supposed to be the defense?

Kahi: I’m his apprentice, sir. Mr. Varponok got into an accident, so, uh, I’m here to take his place.

Venom: Ah, very well. Since you are new around here, I suppose you should get to know somethings.

Kahi: No, I’m fine. I have all the evidence prepared. I’m just nervous, that’s all.

Slime: Heh. Looks like this case will be easier than I thought, seeing that Varponok is out now. This n00by skrub should be easy to beat.

Kahi: (Nooby Scrub? What kind of insult is that?)

Slime: Hah. You even have that amateur look when you’re thinking. I don’t think you’re familiar with me, are you?

Kahi: Not really.

Slime: I’m the Slaim-Slammer. You’ve just met your match, skrub.

Kahi: (Scrub… What kind of an insult is that? Seriously? What the heck!)

Venom: We’re getting off track here. Anyways, let the session begin. Your opening word, Mr. Slime.

Slime: Thank you, your honor. On the afternoon of June 14th, Mr. Lewa “Eljay” Johnson was distracted on his phone playing “cookie clicker” when he ran over our victim, Pot8o, on his way to the TTV studios. But he didn’t stop once he hit poor Pot8o. Oh no, instead he drove off. A true hit and run. So our first witness we’ll bring up is a TTV Moderator who investigated the scene.

Kahi: (And who is that gonna be?)

Chronk: Chronicler ModSquad, reporting for duty!

Kahi: Oh no… I’m not ready for cross-examination…

Slime: Good to see you again, Chronicler. You may begin your testimony when ready.

Chronicler: Well, let’s start out with the basics. On June 14th at 3:37 pm Pot8o was the victim of a hit and run by Mr. Eljay, the defendant, when Eljay was driving distracted. The autopsy provided states that Mr. Pot8o took a big impact was was then smashed onto the concrete of the sidewalk, which made sense considering that this is a hit and run.
The phone we recovered from Eljay showed that he had started playing Cookie Clicker around 3:36, meaning that he had played the game for around a minute when he hit poor pot8o. We have a list of records on what Eljay was doing at the time.
Also found on the car was the remains of mashed potatoes on the tire, definitely the sign of a hit and run. We even have a photograph of Mr. Pot8o’s remains for the court to see.

Kahi: (Drat. This looks like an open and shut case right now. There has to be something wrong somewhere!)

Evidence:

My most important badge; tells people that I’m an attorney.

Picture of incident.

Autopsy:
Pot8o faced a large impact followed by a squish, parts of him becoming mashed potatoes. He was killed at 3:37 pm approximately. Practically split in half.

Phone Records:
Ask to view them.

@SwagMeister

That’s funny, why is pot8o on the sidewalk?

Cronk: Well, uh, if you look closely at the picture, you can see tire tracks close to where the victim’s body is. Analyzing the scene, it was a case of hit and run, with Eljay’s car running over the victim’s body. I even have a picture of the tire to prove that he ran over poor Pot8o.

(Picture of tire added to Court Records.)

@Triple

How come we can’t see any tire tracks on Po8o’s body? If the car ran over him it would need to have the tire split the body in half like it is shown.

Kahi: There’s one thing I fail to understand, Mr. ModSquad.

Cronk: And what’s that?

Kahi: Why are there no tire tracks on Pot8o’s body?

Slime: What are you trying to say?

Kahi: Ugh. Do I have to spell it out for you guys? Look at the picture.

Kahi: While we see tire tracks on the side of the road, the tracks are apparently absent on the body of the victim. So if he was ran over by the truck and the tire got potato all over it, why is there no tracks to begin with?

Kahi: Also, why would the body be split in half if the car, if anything, would have squished him? This doesn’t add up.

Slime: There’s a simple explanation for this. The car is very heavy, is it not?

Kahi: Yes, the car is heavy, what are you suggesting?

Slime: I’m suggesting that the car would be so heavy that it splits the potato in half.

Kahi: Ah, but you’re forgetting one thing, Slime. There’s no impressed tracks on the potato. This means that the car could NOT have hit and killed Pot8o by running him over if he even tried.

Slime: But this proves nothing. All that is circumstantial. Wouldn’t you agree, your Honor?

Venom: I do have to admit that much of that would be circumstantial to the event, but nonetheless, it’s still a probability.

Slime: Besides, this doesn’t prove that Eljay still wasn’t on his phone. We have records for that. But I don’t suppose you’d like to see them.

@SwagMeister

Phone Records:Ask to view them.

Cronk: Here, sir. It’s the phone records list we pulled from the phone that was on Eljay.

List:
3:03 PM: Message from Eljay.
3:04 PM: Message from Eljay.
3:05 PM: Message from Eljay.

3:26 PM: Message from Eljay.
3:30 PM: Message from Varponok
3:31 PM: Internet use.
3:35 PM: Began playing cookie clicker.

@Triple

Request to see messages.

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Kahi: I would like to see the messages on this list, if I am allowed to.

Venom: Nothing says you can’t.

Slime: Well, I guess that means I’ll have to reveal another piece of evidence I wasn’t prepared to show, but here it is. It’s Eljay’s iPhone. We found it on him when he was arrested. It has his fingerprints all over it.

Messages:
3:03: Hey Alena.
Alena? You there?
3:04: I got your messages from earlier. Are you sure you don’t wanna be on today’s podcast?
3:05: I wish you would respond, Alena.
3:26: I’m coming over to pick you up. See you soon.
3:30: Look, are you going to be on the podcast or not? You haven’t shown up yet. It’s frustrating me.

@Marendex_T17

If I’m remembering correctly, Eljay doesn’t have an iPhone. It was mentioned in one of the earlier 160’s episodes (163 or 164, I think) that he has some sort of 2002-issue Nokia (or something similar).

#SLAM

Kahi: There’s a major problem with this proposition, Slime. Eljay doesn’t have an iPhone.

Slime: Uh… What?

Kahi: According to one of the earlier TTV episodes, Eljay said he owns a Nokia phone, NOT an iPhone. This cannot be his phone!

Slime: Is that it? That’s your only reason why it’s not his?

Kahi: Well, I mean… I could add more, but…

Slime: Then don’t waste our time and add onto it!

@Triple

Wait the phone has messages addressed FROM Eljay. Meaning that this can’t be his phone, this is Alena’s phone because Eljay’s messages ask for where she is.

Kahi: Let’s take a closer look at these messages, then.

@Chronicler

3:03 PM: Message from Eljay.
3:04 PM: Message from Eljay.
3:05 PM: Message from Eljay.

3:26 PM: Message from Eljay.
3:30 PM: Message from Varponok3:31 PM: Internet use.
3:35 PM: Began playing cookie clicker.

@Chronicler

3:03: Hey Alena.Alena? You there?
3:04: I got your messages from earlier. Are you sure you don’t wanna be on today’s podcast?
3:05: I wish you would respond, Alena.
3:26: I’m coming over to pick you up. See you soon.
3:30: Look, are you going to be on the podcast or not? You haven’t shown up yet. It’s frustrating me.

Kahi: There is something very peculiar about this: the messages are FROM Eljay and address to ALENA. I dunno about you, but I know not even Eljay is desperate enough to message HIMSELF on a phone.

Slime: Then who’s phone is it? And why did Eljay have it on him?

Kahi: Ah, now we’re asking the logical questions! The answer is simple: the phone belongs to Alena. I don’t know how, but there was a switch off between 3:26 and 3:30.

Slime: And how will you prove that, huh? How do you prove that they switched it off? You still haven’t proven anything yet.

Kahi: I can prove one thing: There is a timing contradiction in Chronicler’s testimony on when Eljay began to play Cookie Clicker. Chronicler said 3:36, but the phone says 3:35. Is there a reason for this?

Cronk: Just a mistake, really. Sorry pal.

Kahi: (Alright, now to focus on proving that the phone we have is Alena’s.)

@Triple

Eljay and Alena were in the same car.

Kahi: Simple, Slime! They were in the same car! They could have switched it there!

Slime: Heh… I got you caught now, Kahi. It has to be Eljay’s phone for one reason: there are nobody but Eljay’s prints on the phone!

Kahi: Excuse me?

Slime: Look at the fingerprints analysis.

FINGER PRINT ANALYSIS:
The phone only had Eljay’s fingerprints on it in the shape of him grasping onto it with his right hand. Also, his finger prints were all over the screen.

Kahi: So you with-held this evidence until now to catch me in a trap?

Slime: They don’t call me the Slammer for nothing.

Kahi: (If Alena’s fingerprints are missing, how do I prove it’s her phone? We have the blatant messages from Eljay to the phone, so that has to be some proof. But her fingerprints are missing.)

Kahi: (Varponok was right… This case doesn’t have an easy answer.)

@Triple

Eljay’s right handed right? The fingerprints show that he grabbed the phone with his right hand. If you’re right handed you hold the phone in your left hand and tap with your right. All this evidence shoes is that he grabbed it.

Kahi: Prosecutor Slime, your evidence does NOTHING to make your case!

Slime: How so?

Kahi: Because all it proves is that Eljay would have GRABBED it. Nothing more, nothing less! This does NOT prove that Eljay owned the phone to begin with!

Kahi: All the evidence shows that this had to be the result of a trade-off!

Slime: AGH! No!

Kahi: Moreover, I think it really comes down to this fact: that phone is NOT Eljay’s!

Cronk: Kahi has a great point there!

Slime: Yeah, sure sure… You have a good point that the phone doesn’t belong to him. However, you’re missing something.

Kahi: What am I missing?

Slime: None of this proves that Eljay wasn’t distracted when he drove his car, does it?

Kahi: What do you mean?

Slime: It doesn’t matter whether the phone is HIS or not… All that matters is that Eljay hit Pot8o. And so far, you haven’t been able to prove that he hasn’t. He still played Cookie Clicker at 3:36, and he still ran over him. Sure, the tires didn’t make a track, but what does that prove? Nothing! All of it is circumstantial!

Kahi: Wha-? NOOOOOOOOO!

Venom: Hmm… Slime brings up a good point. None of this has proven anything, really. All this bickering about a phone… What has it done to prove that Eljay was not guilty?

Slime: Exactly, your honor. It doesn’t do squat.

Kahi: (Gah… What have I done? None of this proves my point… Think! Think! There has to be something I’m missing!)

@Marendex_T17

In post 411 (according to the little counter in the bottom-right-corner) I noted that there was a discrepancy in the times listed for when Eljay was allegedly playing Cookie Clicker.

Kahi: There is one thing that’s been bothering me about Cronk’s testimony. He says Eljay was playing cookie clicker at 3:36, when he really did it at 3:35, according to the time. How long did he play the game for?

Slime: He played it for however long it takes to play cookie clicker. I dunno. Perhaps you should ask him.

Kahi: So then it would be alright if you called the next witness?

Slime: Now hold on a second, I’m still trying to make my case.

BANG

Venom: In favor of the defense, I feel it would be better to move onto our next witness, as I still am a bit conflicted myself with this case. Perhaps another witness would be suitable. Slime, call your next witness.

Slime: I feel we could get more done if we called the defendant up.

Kahi: (Now’s my chance. Eljay can tell his side of the story and I can finally win this case. For Varponok.)

Eljay: Er, hi.

Slime: Let’s get down to the point. You’re Eljay, a TTV cast member, worker for irrigation, blahdy blah blah.

Kahi: Your Honor, Slime just went against the order of conduct for a court case! He should receive a penalty for disobeying conduct.

Slime: Wha-? What did I do that was wrong?! I was just trying to get the cross-examination over with! You should be thankful.

Venom: Eh, i’ll let it slide.

Kahi: (Ugh. This is the worse court ever.)

Eljay: It was June 14th when I decided I wanted to take a bit of a trip with my girlfriend, Alena, before I headed off to work. I sent her plenty of messages on my phone in order for her to know when I would pick her up, and when I did, we had a good time.
Eventually, I headed over to work at the TTV Building and went inside as she stayed in the car. It was, what, 3:20 at the time? Anyways, I decided to get out my phone and play some cookie clicker as I waited for Alena to get here from home. I played cookie clicker on MY phone, as shown on the records.
Anyways, I didn’t run over any potatoes, if that’s what the prosecution wants to know! I’d never harm a poor potato in my life! And no, I am NOT from Idaho! Why does everyone ask me that?

@Marendex_T17

First off, every time the possibility of Eljay and Alena being in a relationship has been brought up, Eljay has vehemently stated time and time again that he is not Alena’s boyfriend (not matter how much Alena states the contrary). So that’s a proverbial red flag.

Slime: Yeah, but can you prove something bad was going on? No.

@SwagMeister

Ask him what type of tires his car has, and show him the picture of dead8to for him to see if those skid marks are his car’s tires.

Kahi: Eljay, I want to ask you to look at this picture.

Eljay: That’s the presumably run-over Potato or something. So what?

Kahi: I’d like to ask you if this tire matches with your car.

Eljay: That’s a perfect match.

Kahi: (Drat. I need another way to come at this.)

@Triple

Ask Eljay if Alena could’ve driven his car while he was at TTV, ask him if he has proof he was at TTV at the time of the murder, and ask him where his car and car keys are.

Kahi: Could Alena have driven your car while you were at the TTV Building?

Eljay: Sure.

Kahi: Do you have any PROOF that you were at the TTV building at the time?

Eljay: Well, I WOULD have if it wasn’t confiscated when I was arrested by Mr. Slime over there. It was my clock-in ticket.

Kahi: You got a piece of evidence confiscated from you by SLIME?

Slime: Heh heh…

Venom: Slime, are you withholding evidence from the court?

Slime: What? No… Just waiting to use it for the right time.

Venom: That’s a bootleg excuse, kid. Present it NOW.

Slime: Fine. Here’s the clock-in times…

Clock-in Time:
July 14th, 3:47 pm.

Kahi: So it was shortly after the incident?

Eljay: There wasn’t an incident to begin with!!

Slime: This proves nothing, though. In fact, it means he had plenty of time to run over Pot8o to begin with!

Kahi: Interesting… Now, can I ask if Alena was in the car when you were driving to the TTV building?

Eljay: Why yes, but I wasn’t the one who ran Pot8o over! You have the wrong guy!

Slime: That’s not what the evidence shows, Eljay.

Eljay: Evidence, smevadince! Me and Alena are innocent! Especially Alena!

@SwagMeister

Also ask Eljay what car he drives and ask Slime if that car was found at the crime scene.

Eljay: I drive a truck. Is that good enough?

Kahi: Not very specific, but I guess that matches with the type of tire. Also, Mr. Slime, was the car found at the crime scene?

Slime: Well, it IS a hit and run, so of course not!

Slime: Also, I’d love to ask Eljay about this comment:

@Chronicler

Eventually, I headed over to work at the TTV Building and went inside as she stayed in the car. It was, what, 3:20 at the time? Anyways, I decided to get out my phone and play some cookie clicker as I waited for Alena to get here from home. I played cookie clicker on MY phone, as shown on the records

Eljay: Uh… What’s wrong with it?

Slime: If what you said was true in this testimony, then that means the phone IS yours! And you just admitted it! Since you were driving to work around 3:30-3:40, you obviously only could have used your phone at that time in order to play Cookie Clicker and run over Pot8o!

Eljay: Guh… Ugh…

Kahi: Eljay! Why are you lying to the court!?

Eljay: I’m not lying! It’s my phone! I’ll tell you it’s mine! Do you have any evidence that suggests it isn’t?

@Triple

The evidence that it is not Eljays phone would be the messages he sent to Alena showing up on the phone.

Kahi: So you’re POSITIVE that this is your phone, Eljay?

Eljay: I am incredibly positive.

Slime: Well, if he admits it, then it must be true!

Kahi: Then I guess you ARE that desperate, Eljay. Look at this list again!
Phone Records:
3:03 PM: Message from Eljay.
3:04 PM: Message from Eljay.
3:05 PM: Message from Eljay.

3:26 PM: Message from Eljay.
3:30 PM: Message from Varponok
3:31 PM: Internet use.
3:35 PM: Began playing cookie clicker.

[Chronicler]

Kahi: Do you really want me to spell all of this out to you? You CAN’T send messages to this phone unless it’s actually Alena’s! Now enough with this little game! Why are you trying to protect Alena? Do you not realize it’s gonna cost you your life?

Eljay: But Alena isn’t guilty! She CAN’T be!

Kahi: Stop lying to the court, Eljay. The only way to save yourself AND Alena is by telling the truth!

Eljay: But… I…

Kahi: Sacrifices HAVE to be made, Eljay. They HAVE to be!

Eljay: …

Kahi: Eljay. Please. Don’t risk it all for a petty relationship.

Eljay: GAH. Fine. The phone belongs to Alena. But I have no idea on how it got onto me! I swear! All I remember is that I was arrested minutes after I came to work from a lovely drive.
When I came out to pull out the phone, I played cookie clicker, alright? But it isn’t what you think. I didn’t do it while I was driving!

Slime: But everything supports it, Eljay. Everything!

Kahi: (I have an idea of what this piece of evidence doesn’t support… In fact, it’ll topple this whole case to the ground if I can figure out what this shows me. Gah! I can’t think of it! What would Varponok tell me in this time?)

Kahi: (I know! What is Slime’s case MISSING with evidence to support part of his argument! But which part of it? And how can I use it against him?)

@Leoxandar

Eljay says that he wasn’t driving while playing Cookie Clicker. Could it be that Alena was playing it while Eljay drove? And that’s why the start times are the way they are?

Kahi: Slime, there’s a major hole in your argument that even the evidence cannot prove!

Kahi: NONE OF THE EVIDENCE SUGGESTS THAT ELJAY EVEN DROVE THE CAR!

Slime: GAAAAAH! YOU’RE RIGHT!

Kahi: If anything, the evidence only suggests that Eljay was the one using Alena’s phone when he was driven to work. And because cookie clicker constantly involves clicking a cookie on a iPhone screen, that suggests that he would have only been occupied by that.

Kahi: Furthermore, Alena would have had to drive the car if Eljay was that distracted the whole time. Whether they hit Pot8o during that time, I don’t think they could. HOWEVER, all we DO know is that pot8o was killed by being split in half and receiving a huge impact onto the concrete.

Slime: Care to explain why the car tracks and potato on the tire are there, then?

@Leoxandar

Could it be that the real culprit planted the evidence?

Kahi: Let me suggest this: perhaps the evidence was PLANTED onto the car and around the area by the real culprit.

Venom: Planted evidence!? Does that mean all of this evidence is… BOOTLEGGED?

Slime: Can you PROVE that the evidence is planted.

Kahi: All it takes is a little analysis of the facts, Slime.

Kahi: First, note that neither the tire or the proposed “crime scene” picture have any tracks or impressed potato into them. This has to imply that both Pot8o or the tire NEVER collided with each-other, as stated earlier, also…

@SwagMeister

how does Slime have a tire with pot8o on it if the murder vehicle wasn’t found at the crime scene?

Kahi: How do you, Mr. Slime, know that these pieces of evidence haven’t been tampered with? Eljay said himself that around 10 minutes later that he was arrested, giving any criminal time to tamper with the evidence. And the failure of a connection of the pieces of evidence show this is highly likely.

Kahi: Plus, it’s pretty obvious now that the phone found on Eljay does NOT belong to him! All of this suggests planted evidence, Prosecutor Slime! All of it!

Slime: Then tell me WHO would have planted the fake evidence?

@Triple

Lets go out on a limb a say Alena is the one who planted the evidence as she is the most likely person to take Eljays car and phone.

Kahi: All it really involves is deductive reasoning. Nobody else besides ALENA could have had access to Eljay’s car. Is she not his supposed girlfriend?

Slime: Heh… Then maybe we should ASK Alena then. Does that sounds like a good idea.

Venom: That sounds like a great idea. Bring her up then!

Slime: About that… I’ll need to get her. She’s not here at the courthouse.

Venom: Fine. We shall take a short recess until we can find her. Court is on recess for now.

#end of Part 1

[Chronicler]

##Start of Part 2

District Courthouse, Defense Lobby.
2:53 pm.

Eljay: Oh, what am I gonna do? Alena’s gonna go up there, and you’re gonna pin the blame on her! She didn’t do anything, Kahi! Anything!

Kahi: I’m not so sure about that, Eljay. Think of the facts: she was the only one to have killed Pot8o.

Eljay: Why would she kill him, though? There’s no reason she would!

Kahi: That I don’t know the answer to. Perhaps new facts will be brought up during the trial. Only time will tell.

Eljay: You’d better be right. Alena can’t be the culprit! I know she isn’t!

Cronk: I have good news for you, Kahi. Varponok is doing well in the hospital.

Kahi: Oh gosh, I hoped he would. Did you tell him on how I was doing during the trial?

Cronk: I barely watched the rest after I was on. I was visiting Varponok. Oh, but he did tell me to bring you these things.

Kahi: What is it?

Cronk: Evidence and his notes. Crucial evidence.

Kahi: Can I see it?

Cronk: Sure, here.

Cronk: This is a picture of the building a minute before the incident.

Varponok’s Notes:
-Pot8o was acting strangely the day before the crime, as he was messing around in the TTV building, located in the storage room.
-Workers there seemed bewildered that Pot8o was acting all strangely.
-According to his background, Pot8o used to be a master thief, but after a few years in prison, he’s trying to recover.

Cronk: If you need more evidence, let me know. I might have some more.

@Triple

Security camera footage of the TTV building on the day before and of the incident.

Cronk: There’s the problem with that: it’s all been mysteriously erased. We don’t know why.

@Triple

Po8os crimes. What did he steal?

Cronk: Pot8o was a master of disguise, often hiding in potato bags in cafeterias in order to steal basic money at any workplace. However, he plight ended when he tried to steal the prized BZP Diamond. He was caught by BZP admins, however, and was sent to prison for 7 years. That was when he decided to reform his life and hang around the TTV Message Boards.

@Triple

Eyewitness of Eljay at the time of the crime.

Cronk: That’s also the problem. There were not really ANY eye-witnesses, at least none I could find. However, I do know that prosecutor Slime has some interviews with some of the workers, so watch out for that.

@Triple

One more thing: how far away is the TTV building from the site of the crime? If I’m not mistaken, that’s Eljay’s truck in the picture.

Cronk: The site was actually the building next to it, actually. Although, the body COULD have been moved.

@Triple

Is there a crosswalk near the site of the incident?

Look at the picture.

@Triple

Do you have any reports of Potato parts in another area of town?

Cronk: We didn’t get reports of any.

Kahi: (I wonder why…)

@Triple

Is there a trail of Potato chunks leading from the site?

Cronk: Nope, although, this picture may interest you:

Cronk: We found this at the 5th floor of the TTV office building. Here’s a map of it, in case you were wondering.

@Triple

Have we confirmed that the body is in fact Pot8o and not a regular potato?

Cronk: It is confirmed that it is the body of Pot8o. Although, I can add something to the autopsy. We found a fair amount of salt inside of him, which is strange.

@Triple

Can we have a picture or description of the storage room?

@Triple

Anything of interest inside Eljay’s truck?

Cronk: Not really. We inspected the car. Nothing of importance in there.

Bailiff: Alright, everyone. Time to come back inside.

Cronk: Well, Kahi. See you in the courtroom.

District Courthouse #2
3:04 pm

#BANG BANG

Venom: Alright, let’s get down to business. No more interruptions from any of you people, you hear?

Slime: Understood, your honor.

Venom: Alright, then. Let’s not waste any time. Slime, would you like to continue with our current witness.

Slime: I feel as if we have everything we can get out of him, your honor. Instead, I would like to bring up our final witness, Alena.

Alena: Why, hello, everyone.

Judge Venom: My my! What a lovely lady we have here! So delicate and sweet…

Slime: Yes, very delicate. In fact, a little too delicate, especially for the defense’s harsh questioning.

Venom: Hmph. Defense!

Kahi: Yes, your honor?

Venom: I do not wish for you to be too harsh on this witness. You understand me?

Kahi: Uh, sure, your honor.

@Triple

Miss Alena, do you have any explination on how Eljay was found with your phone? Do you have idea where his phone is? Can you give an account of what you were doing at the time of the incident?

Alena: Before we jump to futile questions, can we please start the cross examination so I can say my testimony?

Venom: Why, of course! Kahi! Don’t start your questioning until I TELL you to!

Kahi: Understood. (I hate my life at times.)

Alena: Let me get everything cleared up right now: I never drove Eljay’s car. You know why? Because I was at work the whole time. I can prove it.
At work, I had to borrow Eljay’s phone because our office wants us being professional, and so we have to use phone without games. That’s why I gave it to Eljay, so he could enjoy himself, and I used his phone.
I went to work around 3:26 PM, so that’s when the trade off happened. Eljay did message me a few times before the trade off happened, but I mostly ignored the calls. Eljay gets a bit impatient at times.
Anyways, I was all alone during that time at the office, because the other members of the cast were throwing a party for Marde Gras or whatever. Don’t quote me on that.
It was around 3:35 when I heard a skidding sound. It was Eljay’s car. He had accidentally ran over some potato or whatever.
Does that clear everything up?

@Triple

Where exactly do you work Miss Alena?

Alena: I work at the TTV building, of course!

@Triple

See that’s funny, because these messages from Eljay and Var suggest that you were not at the building at the time. Do you have an explination?

#SLAM

Kahi: That’s funny, Alena, because according to the context of these texts, it shows that you were not in the building at the time!

Kahi: “Look, are you going to be on the podcast or not? You haven’t shown up yet. It’s frustrating me.” That was a message from my boss. Alena, I know he’s an honest, hard working man.

Alena: Of course he wouldn’t know I was there. He was celebrating Mardi Gras with the other cast members, remember? He would have no idea I came into the building.

@PekekoaOfJungle

Didn’t she say not to quote her on that?

Alena: Well, that’s just rude. You quoted me saying that.

Venom: Kahi… Watch what you’re doing.

Alena: I have a card from work that proves it.

Alena’s Working hours for July 5th:
-3:26 pm ~ 4: 03 pm.

@PekekoaOfJungle

Ahah! Mardi Gras is nowhere near the date of when this took place!

Kahi: Alena, you strait up lied to the court. How could the TTV crew be celebrating Mardi Gras…

WHEN IT WAS ON FEBRUARY 17TH THIS YEAR!

Venom: Oh my! I overlooked that!

Alena: …

Kahi: ?

Alena: …

Slime: Uh, Alena? Why are you looking at us like that?

Alena: He’s taunting me… I don’t like it when he taunts me.

Kahi: I don’t care if I’m taunting you, it’s my job. You know, the thing you were NOT at on July 5th!

Alena: OH! That does it you- …

Kahi: ?

Alena: I apologize. It’s just when I’m… Taunted, I get a bit fisty. That’s all.

Venom: Apology is accepted, Miss. Alena. As for Kahi, what do you mean by this?

@Triple

Anyway, what I mean is that if the TTV crew wasn’t celebrating at the time it would mean that someone must have seen Alena at the office. It also makes those messages I pointed out earlier from Var valid.

Kahi: My point is, since Mardi Gras is not celebrated on July 5th, her point is highly invalid, and Varponok’s message means something else.

Slime: Hah! I knew I’d catch you up on a detail sometime! What day did that message Varponok come from? July 14th, Mr. Kahi. July 14th. Therefore, Var’s message doesn’t work!

Kahi: (What? Did I mess up over something?)

@PekekoaOfJungle

Alena gave Kahi an old Work Card.

Kahi: Checking over the facts, Slime, it turns out that YOU are wrong! In fact, this piece of evidence Alena gave me is WRONG!

Slime: WHAT!?

Kahi: Remember back to Eljay’s and Chronicler’s testimonies. All the facts say that the murder occurred on July 14th, NOT the 5th!

Slime: What?

Alena: …

Kahi: Well, Alena? Are you gonna give me the right card or NOT!?

Venom: Kahi, I don’t want to use my gavel for you. Please, ask her NICELY.

@PekekoaOfJungle

Kahi: Your honour, she is accused of murder. I do not need to treat her with more respect than she deserves.

Kahi: Your honor, I’m accusing Miss. Alena of MURDER. I refuse to treat her nicely if she’s gonna manipulate you and the prosecution!

Venom: Don’t you DARE try my gavel, young man. This misstep does NOT mean she’s a murderer!

Kahi: (Ohoho… I so want to prove him wrong…)

@Triple

"Your Honor the facts simply don’t add up. We have absolutely no real evidence of where the witness or the defendent were that day. There’s more to this case than meets the eye, we can’t let feelings get in the way of justice. We must investigate all possibilities in order to find the truth, and as a defense attorney (shows badge) I intend to do just that. "

Kahi: Your honor! You’re being played by her sweetness!

Venom: How dare you accuse me-

#SLAM!

Kahi: Just listen here! the facts simply don’t add up. We have absolutely no real evidence of where the witness or the defendant were that day. There’s more to this case than meets the eye, we can’t let feelings get in the way of justice. We must investigate all possibilities in order to find the truth, and as a defense attorney…

Kahi: …I intend to do just that.

Venom: …

Alena: So… I’m a manipulative idiot, am I? OH YEAH!? THEN PROVE THAT I KILLED POT8O! WHY WOULD I KILL HIM! WHY WHY WHY!!!

[Chronicler]

Kahi: Because you’re insane!

Alena: …

Alena: How dare you.

Var: I… Have arrived…

Slime: VARPONOK! But you… You!

Var: Yeah, I know. Thankfully I outran all the nurses like a boss. Total MLG style. Anyways, I wasn’t able to get Kahi all of my evidence, because the nurses kicked him out. Now… What do you want for evidence?

@Triple

Ask him about those texts he sent to Alena on the day of the murder. That should confirm that she didn’t show up.

Var: Unfortunately for you, she WAS at work. However, she was alone in the 5th floor, along with Mr. Pot8o. I would know because both of their clock-in stations are upstairs.

Pot8o’s Clock-In:
-3:20 pm

Var: Unfortunately, he never checked back in. Alena did, though:

Clock-in Time (Alena):
July 14th, 3:26-3:59 pm

Var: I also happen to have a newspaper article that stated that on July 12th, the BZP diamond was stolen. The thief was never caught.

@Triple

Ask if he knows what Po8o was doing in the storage room, basically check to see what is or was there.

Var: That’s what made me grow suspicious. Since I am the head of the TTV Podcast, I was allowed my own search, and found this:

Var: The BZP diamond, the same one stolen only July 12th.

@RaptorTalon

Ask him if he can see with that band-and over his eyes.

Var: Technicalities…

@RaptorTalon

if Pot8o stole the diamond, then maybe alena killed him, blamed it on Eljay. and planned on taking the diamond for herself.

@PekekoaOfJungle

And Alena and t8 both work on the 5th floor, and that picture of the mashed pot8os on the 5th floor, maybe Alena dropped him out the window? And then used Eljay’s car to run over his dead body, pinning the crime on him?

Kahi: (This case can only be one thing… A cover up for a greater crime at hand: a murder for a precious diamond.)

Kahi: Thank you, Varponok. That is all I need from you.

Var: No way. This was my case. I’m gonna help you finish it!

Kahi: Alright… Then shall we start questioning Alena again?

Var: Go for it.

Alena: You’ll… You’ll get nothing out of me! I did nothing wrong! I’m being framed by… By… BY ELJAY!

Eljay: WHAT!? Alena! How… How could you!? I would never frame you for such a heinous crime such as that!

Alena: Then admit your guilt, you red-pin hating imbecile. Sacrifice yourself to save the woman you love!

Kahi: The only guilty one here is YOU, Alena!

Kahi: YOU KILLED POT8O BECAUSE YOU KNEW ABOUT HIS HIDDEN TREASURE, AND SO THE ONLY DAY YOU WERE ALONE, YOU MURDERED HIM IN COLD BLOOD!

Alena: I… I can’t believe you’d say such mean things! Your honor!

Venom: Wha- WHAt? I was eating my Popcorn! I haven’t had drama in this courtroom for such a long time!

Alena: This court… It’s rigged… And I’m being persecuted for such corrupt actions!

Var: Well, Kahi? Ready to shove evidence down little-bo-peep’s face?

Kahi: Gladly.

Kahi: Here’s the facts, Ms. Alena, that you CANNOT deny!

Var: It was July 12th when Mr. Pot8o had stolen the BZP Diamond. It was missing for a few days, but some of the co-workers of Mr. Pot8o were mysterious of his actions. He was mysteriously around the storage room constantly.

Kahi: It must have occurred to you that Mr. Pot8o was hiding something. Something that he didn’t want anyone to find. So you decided you needed to confront him when nobody was looking.

Var: You decided that you’d do it July 14th when only you and Pot8o would be around, while the rest of the TTV cast would be busy in the Recording room with the TTV Podcast.

Kahi: However, you needed to cover up whatever it was you were about to do, so you gave Eljay your phone, and he gave his to you. That was when your plan could begin. However, Var wondered where you were at, and asked if you were still gonna do the podcast with them around 3:30 p.m.

Kahi: You cornered Pot8o around 3:26-3:36 when he was snooping around the storage facility. You decided to follow him in there. However, as you confronted him, he told you that he didn’t have the diamond on him, in which you thought he was lying!

Kahi: A struggle ensued, where you finally got the upper-hand with Mr. Pot8o and began to smash him into halves to get the diamond off of him. However, all you found was pure salt in his body.

Var: Realizing your crime, you knew you’d get busted once we finished our podcast. You checked out 40 minutes early and decided to throw Mr. Pot8o’s remains out of the window, causing a massive amount of force on his body.

Kahi: That was when you knew that it would be able to be traced back to you, so you knew you had to do something. Eljay fails to notice the body because he is too busy playing Cookie Clicker once he’s parked. He clocks in, Alena clocks out later. She then takes Eljay’s truck and plants the marks on the road and evidence on the car and takes off.

Var: Later, Eljay is arrested at the scene of the crime, framed with a hit and run. You completely forgot about the diamond, which is how I found it later on, and I felt that Pot8o had stolen it. Now notice when Eljay gets there it becomes ridiculous. There’s no way that he couldn’t have known about the death. The only plausible explanation is that Alena forced him to play dumb and cover up her act.

Kahi: Thus, YOU Alena manipulated him to accepting the guilt of the crime, didn’t you?

Var and Kahi: Admit your crime! Eljay is the one who’s been framed, you witch!

Alena: …

Kahi: Confess, Alena! There is no escaping this now! The proof only adds up against you!

Alena: …

#Ugh… AGHHHH!!!

#VARPONOK. KAHI. DO. YOU. THINK. YOU’VE. WON?! DO YOU?

Kahi: No. We didn’t win. The only thing that will win, the only thing that must be brought to light, is the truth. Lies may hide it for a time, but they can never stop it forever! And today the truth has prevailed Alena!

Eljay: Alena… Why? Why did you do this to me?

Alena: Because you were the easiest I could blame. And you fell for it. All of it.

Eljay: I… I feel so ashamed… I trusted you… I was gonna sacrifice myself.

Kahi: Eljay, don’t feel bad. We’ve won. YOU have won.

Venom: Well, that was quite the accomplishment, Var and Kahi. In fact, I think I’m ready to give my verdict!

Slime: But… Your honor, I wanted to give a rebuttal…

Venom: Rebuttals are bootleg in this situation, Slime. I’m ready to give my verdict. I find Mr. Lewa “Eljay” Johnson…

Venom: I also find Ms. Alena to be of the guilty party in this situation. Bailiff! Arrest her!

Alena: This won’t be the last time any of you see me… I will get my revenge!

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District Court #2, Defense Lobby.
3:36 pm

Cronk: Man, both you and Var totally wrecked Alena in there!

Kahi: Well, we were just doing our job.

Cronk: Well, that was some good entertainment.

Var: Right. Well, Kahi, I guess this is farewell.

Kahi: What!? Why?

Var: Because… I need to go back to the hospital.

Kahi: Oh. Right.

Var: But I also am making a decision that you may not like… At my time in the hospital… I’ve decided that I didn’t want to be a lawyer anymore.

Kahi: WHAT?!

Var: Yes… I’m gonna give up the badge. That’s why I decided to come here. You needed my assistance, and I wanted it to be my last case. Helping my apprentice, and overall letting you get victory. You’ve won, Kahi. I hope you continue to win.

Kahi: Then what will you be doing?

Var: Something… A bit different for a change, besides Autopsies and Podcasts. You’ll see, Ace Attorney.

Cronk: He… Left…

Kahi: Yeah… He did. He did leave, didn’t he? That doesn’t matter, though. He’s gonna be doing better things.

Cronk: Like what?

Kahi: We’ll just have to see.

Eljay: Hey, um… Kahi.

Kahi: Yes?

Eljay: Thanks for letting me know the truth back there. I didn’t know what I was doing, lying in court and trying to protect Alena. In truth, I’m happy I’m single again. At least I don’t have to send her a bunch of texts.

Kahi: That’s good for you, Eljay. That’s good for you.

---

Kahi: I did end up seeing Varderan again in the future… Very recently, anyways. He was a prosecutor, in which I beat in order to clear Eljay’s name once again. What the future has in store for me now? I have no idea.

#The End (of The Traitorous Turnabout)

[PekekoaOfJungle]

@Chronicler

I did end up seeing Varderan again in the future.

More evidence for my Time Travel theory. I’m on to something here…

[Chronicler]

You know that’s his present self talking, right? This was just a flashback episode.

[PekekoaOfJungle]

@Chronicler

You know that’s his present self talking, right? This was just a flashback episode.

I know. It was a joke.

[Chronicler]

I know what a joke is, dude.

I’m not an idiot…

[Chronicler]

#Episode 4: Turnabout Cover-Up
##Part 1

“…AND this year’s nominees for Mod of the Year are…”

“…MT Zehvor…”

“…Chronicler…”

“…And Political Slime…”

“And the winner is: MT ZEHVOR!”

APPLAUSE VIDEO

MT: Thank you, thank you all. I guess that’s all I want to say. Now to take the prize money.

Meso: Lol what prize money. This is just to make you guys feel better.

MT: …

---

Grand Entertainment Category Hotel
Banquet Hall
7:35 PM

Eljay: Well, that certainly was an interesting speech. Looks like MT has stormed off to backstage or something.

Kahi: I don’t really think anyone came with a speech prepared. Well, except for Chronicler, but he’s weird that way.

Eljay: Yeah… Say, how about we get some food?

Kahi: Yeah, I am kinda hungry. I wonder if they have some cake.

Eljay: I can go check.

AHEM

Butler: Excuse me, skruberies, but I overheard that you needed some cake?

Kahi: Yes, please! I wouldn’t mind taking a lot of it. After all, it is free, and what better can I do than take advantage of that!

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Eljay: Hmph. Alright. I guess you can bring it to us. But make sure you get me a large piece!

Butler: Oh, that also reminds me! I need to give you a message, Eljay. Here, I’ll take you to the mail room.

Eljay: Okay…

Cronk: Well, another year lost to MT. Oh well. I guess he deserved it.

Kahi: “Guess?” He’s done a good amount of work. You’re just saying that because you don’t get on good footing with him.

Cronk: Maybe so, but regardless, I’d like to think of other things. Say, do you know who that butler was?

Kahi: That one with the protector mask? No.

Cronk: Odd, because I’ve never seen him before…

Kahi: Hm. Maybe I should follow him. After all, Eljay is my guest, and I need to make sure I get that cake,

Cronk: From the tone of your voice, it sounds like you’re more concerned about the cake.

Kahi: Maybe I am…

Meso: Hold it, dudes. Where do you think you’re going? You can’t enter that kitchen.

Kahi: Kitchen? I thought he was taking Eljay to the mail room.

Meso: What do you mean?

Kahi: Did you not see that butler with the protector mask? Isn’t he staff here?

Meso: Nope. Never heard of that guy.

Cronk: Oh dear… You don’t think?

Kahi: Meso, you gotta let us through. I think that guy just took Eljay somewhere he isn’t supposed to be-

Policeman: EVERYONE EXIT THE BUILDING! MOVE!

Kahi: What the-?

Cronk: I guess this means I need to escort you out of here, Kahi. Sorry.

---

Grand Entertainment Category Hotel
Outside
7:40 pm

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Kahi: This is crazy. I’m not even allowed to go inside. What the heck happened to Eljay?

RING RING

Kahi: Hello?

Assassin: Hello, Kahi.

Kahi: How do you-

Assassin: I’m an assassin. I know all the names of my past targets. You’re lucky to be alive, Kahi. Listen, I have to make a deal with you.

Kahi: And what is THAT?

Assassin: I have Eljay hostage. I’m going to kill him if you don’t accept what I’m about to offer.

Kahi: Spit it out already, then!

Assassin: I need you to defend MT in court.

Kahi: What!?

Assassin: He’s been accused of murder. I need you to prove he’s innocent in under one day.

Kahi: How am I supposed to-?

Assassin: That doesn’t matter. I’ll help you get unforged evidence to prove him innocent. Now are you going to accept this, or not?

Kahi: (My gosh… What do I do? Do I accept?)

Kahi: Alright, assassin, you win. I accept. I’ll clear MT on his conviction of murder. But only under one day? How in the world can I do that?

Assassin: If you are as skilled as I’ve been told, that should be easy. Just go to the detention center in order to talk to MT. I’ll be dealing with Eljay…

Click

Kahi: Well, I guess I have no other choice… Hmph. Before I go, should I go to the office and find out who’s prosecuting this case, or go strait to the detention center?

@PekekoaOfJungle

I don’t see why it would matter who it is. Just head on right over there.

Kahi: Alright, looks like I’ll be heading to the detention center.

MEANWHILE…

Eljay: Ooh… Where am I? WHA-? Who are you!?

Assassin: That is none of your concern, Mr. Johnson.

Eljay: I prefer “Eljay” thank you.

Assassin: Whatever. Regardless, I now have you captive. Now put these clothes on. You’re going to start some cooking.

Eljay: Cooking? I don’t want to cook-

Assassin: So I guess you want to be killed here and now?

Eljay: … Fine, i’ll take the chef garb.

---

MT: Hello, Kahi.

Kahi: MT, what have you done this time? And why did a kidnapper call me over the phone and threaten Eljay’s life?

MT: No idea about that. Look, you have got to help me. I’ve been convicted of murder.

Kahi: Who did you kill?

MT: I didn’t kill ANYONE Kahi. However, somebody else killed my best friend, IndigoGeek.

Kahi: Who?

MT: …

Kahi: Oh, right. Him. Yeah, I totally care about his death. But why would you be convicted of killing him?

MT: Because apparently they found my fingerprints on the murder weapon.

Kahi: Oh gosh… It’s that bad?

MT: Yeah. So, Mr. Laywer, are you going to defend me or not?

Kahi: (Well, I already said yes to the kidnapper, but I’m beginning to have second thoughts on this. What should I ask or say?)

@Xeros610

" I’ll take the case, but you’re gonna tell me all I need to know "

MT: Thank you, Kahi. This is why you’re the best cast member out of all of them.

@PekekoaOfJungle

When/Where did the murder happen?

MT: The murder? I believe Indigo was killed in his room, at least that’s what the police told me when they questioned me.

@Xeros610

What was the murder weapon?

MT: They said it was a butter knife, but I never killed him!

@Xeros610

Do you remember what he was doing when you last saw Indigo?

MT: Me? I was playing some smash with him. Like I said, we are buddies.

@PekekoaOfJungle

Hmm, did you use a knife to make toast or something? That would explain your prints on the murder weapon.

MT: …

Kahi: Well?

MT: Maybe I did. It was a butter knife. I just don’t remember what I ate.

@Artakha

What’s his alibi for the time of the murder and can anyone confirm it?

MT: Alibi? Um… Well, I don’t have any evidence on me, but I should tell you this: at around the time Indi died, I wasn’t in his room. I was chatting with the other Mods.

@PekekoaOfJungle

How else does he think his prints got on the weapon?

MT: Hmm… There has to be some way. Perhaps it was in my room after I ate with it?

@PekekoaOfJungle

What if the butter knife wasn’t the murder weapon at all? What if it was planted at the scene to set him up as the killer?

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MT: You think I was set up? Seems very likely, Kahi. However, if that’s true, where are the other sets of fingerprints?

@PekekoaOfJungle

Where are those evidences Pekky De Killer said he’d supply Kahi with?

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MT: What are you talking about? I thought you guys investigate and stuff.

Kahi: I usually do…

Guard: Well, your time is up, Mr. Nuva.

Kahi: Well, MT, I don’t have a choice. I will be your lawyer. Now I need to go. Bye.

MT: Bye, Kahi.

Where shall Kahi go to next? The courthouse or his office?

TTV Law Offices
August 10th, 2015
8:23 PM

Kahi: Ah, the office. Alright, I need to make contact with that assassin again. Wherever he was, anyways. Let’s see, list of contacts…

RING RING

Kahi: Yes?

Assassin: Hmph. Hello, Mr. Kahi.

Kahi: What? You don’t sound like you’re on the phone-

Assassin: Because I am not on the phone. Hello, Mr. Kahi.

Kahi: Wha- You’re that butler from the hotel!

Assassin: Yes I am. I have come to bring you the evidence.

Kahi: Well, that’s nice I guess, but-

Assassin: Here’s the evidence. Don’t worry, none of it is stolen. I’ve done my own investigating.

Kahi: You know you can be tracked from here, right?

Assassin: Nonsense. I’m a master of disguise. If you try to call me in, I can simply kill you here. I can find another lawyer. Eljay may not live though.

Kahi: Right right. Just give me the evidence.

Assassin: Here you go:

Evidence added to the court records:
-Indigo’s death report.
-Recording of MT in Chatroom
-Security Camera Footage
-Indigo’s Schedule

Kahi: Wait-

SLAM

Kahi: Did he just exit through the window? Whatever, all I needed was this evidence. I should probably examine it. What should I examine?

@TBT_Emerald

Investigate security camera footage.

Kahi: Hmm… What is this?

Kahi: Some guy dressed up as Omega Tahu?!

District Courthouse
August 10th, 2015
8:46PM

MT: So when is this trial gonna be over? I was scheduled to play some Smash with some of the other masters in about an hour.

Kahi: Look, MT. I’ll do my best. As of now, you don’t look like you’re in a good spot.

MT: That’s alright, I guess.

Kahi: Alright, we need to go in.

---

##BANG BANG

Judge Venom: Alright, everyone. Court is now in session for the trial of Mountain Zehvor for the murder of IndigoGeek.

Varderan: It’s "M T, not “Mt.” your honor.

Venom: Oh! Well my mistake. These bootleg names on these boards are hard to understand.

Kahi: (It’s like everything is bootleg to Venom.)

Venom: Anyways, is the prosecution ready?

Varderan: Indeed, your honor.

Venom: Good. Is the defense ready?

Kahi: Your honor, I am ready. (Kinda. Not really. Oh well.)

Var: You look nervous, Kahi. Perhaps a nice cup of coffee could help.

Kahi: No, I’m good, thanks.

Venom: If we may continue, I’d like the Prosecution to give the opening statement.

Varderan: It was just today that MT Zehvor was convicted of murdering IndigoGeek. For the longest of times they had been friends. But suddenly, Indigo was MURDERED in his room by MT by a butterknife.

Venom: Hmm… Alright. Bring up your first witness, Var.

Var: With pleasure, your honor.

Chronicler: Of all the trials I had to be at, it had to be this one.

Varderan: We just need you to testify, Chronicler. Nothing more.

Chronicler: Very well.

Chronicler: On August 10th, which is today, IndigoGeek was found murdered inside of his room. On his body were some stab wounds on the chest and bruises around his arms. I can give you this via the Autopsy Report.
The actual weapon used to kill Mr. Indigo was a butter knife. It has traces of Indigo’s blood and MT’s fingerprints.
We also happened to find a very bloody sheet that Indigo was laying on. However, no other blood was found in the room, suggesting he bled out on the sheet.
Interestingly, we also found a glass of juice with MT’s prints on it! This was discovered in Indigo’s room, suggesting he was in there.

Kahi: (Hmm… I probably need more information out of this information if anything. Pressing sounds like it would be a good call.)

@Triple

Ask for the Autopsy report. Then press for information regarding other objects in the room.

Kahi: Can I have a little more on the Autopsy Report?

Cronk: Here ya go. I’ll just give you the report.

Autopsy: Indigo seems to have been in a struggle, prevalent with the bruises around his arms. There are multiple jabs to the ribs on his body, with the killing blow stabbing precisely between two of the rib bones and directly into the heart. Also has a bump on the back of the head.

@Artakha

Were there any blunt objects in the room with blood on them to indicate where he got the bump on the head?

Cronk: Hmm… Um, let’s see, there was a chair nearby, and it was there when we found Indigo. Here’s a picture of the room.

@PekekoaOfJungle

Do we know that the blood on the sheet belongs to Indi?

Chronicler: Indeed, we tested the blood type. It matches Indigo’s, and since nobody else was killed that night, we can only assume that it was Indigo’s.

@Artakha

What about the knife?

Chronicler: Er… Right. Here’s the knife. It comes with a report of the fingerprints and bloodtype.

Blood: Matches Indigo’s bloodtype.
Fingerprints: Has MT’s fingerprints around the handle, and another unidentified (but can probably be tested) set of prints.

@Artakha

Show omega tahu regardless, that plus the prints on the knife shows someone else was there

Kahi: Your honor, this new piece of evidence suggests something to the court: that we can have ANOTHER suspect in this case besides MT.

Venom: What? What is it?

Kahi: The knife, your honor. The knife suggests that we have another suspect on our hands. You know why? Because it has another set of fingerprints!

Kahi: Thus, I feel it this needs a bit more clarification before we convict MT!

Cronk: That’s true! I never thought of that!

Varderan: Hold it right there, Kahi. You’re forgetting a crucial piece of evidence that suggests only MT could have been the murderer.

Kahi: Er… What would that be?

Varderan: I thought I taught you better. You’ve overlooked the glass of juice found at the scene. You know, that piece of evidence that you probably thought was meaningless? It is the only trace of the murderer we have in the room.

Kahi: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Completely forgot about that!

Varderan: You see, it only has the prints of Mr. Zehvor on it, thus he is the one that could be convicted here. Besides, we haven’t tested the knife all the way yet. For all you know, Mr. Indigo could have been the one that used it!

@John_Smith

One could also make the hypothesis that MT was over for dinner, used the knife and glass during the meal, left, and then the killer came in and killed Indi with the knife, hence the 2nd set of prints. Just going on what evidence we have right now, either scenario could be true.

Kahi: Well, then, I make a new theory: what if MT was one that ate dinner with Indigo before the show? It could have happened according to schedule:

6:30 - Preparation
7:00 - Mod of the Year
7:15 - Prepare in Room

Kahi: It could have taken around 30 minutes for MT and Indigo to eat dinner. This would also explain the missing knife at the scene:

Varderan: Ergh…

@Artakha

Did the autopsy confirm a time of death?

Cronk: Yes. Indigo is said to have died around 7:20 PM. Maybe earlier, maybe later.

@Artakha

Ask Cronk about the chatroom conversation.

Kahi: Cronk, what was happening during that chatroom conversation?

Cronk: Err… I don’t want to talk about it…

@Artakha

How long was the conversation? We clearly have a copy of only part of it. Can he confirm when the first message was sent by MT?

##SLAM

Kahi: You need to answer me, Chronicler. How long was that conversation? Because I only have one part of the message that lasts from 7:19 - 7:21.

Chronicler: Well, these conversations are usually continuous, but for that conversation, it lasted around five minutes.

@PekekoaOfJungle

There’s a sword in the room. Why would the murderer use a flippin’ butter knife when there’s a sword literally right there!

The answer? Because the sword didn’t have MT’s prints on it. The knife did.

Varderan: Just answered your own question. Plus, the sword lacked any prints, and the murderer would have no time to clean it to get rid of blood. Plus, it’s not impossible that a murderer could kill someone with a butter knife. Especially if they make a clean shot right through the ribs and into the heart.

@Artakha

So for 5 minutes around the time of death it can be confirmed that MT was not in the process of killing anyone. Afterall, there was a violent struggle and that takes time.

Kahi: Varderan! None of this evidence proves that my client is guilty! In fact, all it proves is that he could NOT have murdered Indi! You even lack a good motive for him! I think this case just took a nice turn for the defense, wouldn’t you say.

Varderan: Ergh…

Chronicler: I just remembered something… The knife. It wasn’t found in Indigo’s room. It was actually found in MT’s room. And the sheet… It had MT’s fingerprints on it!

Kahi: WHAT!?

Venom: Chronicler! Why didn’t you tell the court this BEFOREHAND!?

Chronicler: I don’t know… I guess I forgot to mention these things!

@Artakha

Perhaps if he wants to earn back some credibility he could tell us what the conversation in the chat was all about

Chronicler: Fine. You wanna know the truth? I didn’t want to do this to you, Kahi, but you brought it upon yourself.

MT: Alright, guys. Gotta be right back. I have to do something crucial. I’ll be leaving the phone for now. -7:21
Chronicler: Okay, bye then. -7:21
Chronicler: Ugh. He annoys me so much at times. -7:21
Slime: Why is he leaving. We have to go on stage in 9 or so minutes. -7:21
Eljay: Mmm. I also have to meet up with Kahi. I ought to go as well. -7:22
Slime: Bye -7:22
Slime: So… I guess that leaves you and me Cronk. -7:22
Slime: Cronk? -7:22
Slime: Well then, I guess I’ll go too. -7:23

Chronicler: It was all about us leaving. It wasn’t a very long chat. Okay?

@Artakha

And what about before that? What were you soooooo embarrassed about, eh?

Kahi: Chronicler, it’s obvious you’re hiding the truth. There is still much before, isn’t there? There has to be a reason to why you want to hide the truth!

Chronicler: You guys wouldn’t understand… You will not understand what’s been going on. Please. I need to save my skin. This evidence… All of it I presented is true! Varderan even verified it!

Var: Chronicler, do you want to help me win this case or not? Just show him the messages before. It has nothing to do with the current case, I’m sure.

Messages beforehand:
MT: So me and Indi got a sneak peak of the results. We are totally going to win. -7:19
Chronicler: Wait, WHAT? Isn’t that CHEATING? -7:19

@Artakha

Also, was his phone found? Where’d he leave it?

Varderan: We haven’t found the phone. The police are still trying to find it.

@PekekoaOfJungle

Chronicler was jealous of the two of them, so he murdered Indi, and framed it on MT.

Varderan: Kahi, Kahi. Accusations without evidence, once more. Do you have PROOF that Chronicler killed Indigo? I don’t think you do.

Kahi: (Well, gee. Do I have evidence that Chronicler actually committed the crime?)

@Artakha

Edit: Ok, so can we test the finger prints against Cronks? I honestly doubt he did it, but it doesn’t hurt to be sure

Chronicler: I assure you, if you fingerprint test me with the knife, nothing will come out of it!

[Chronicler]

Varderan: Well, the results are back for the fingerprints of the knife.

Kahi: And?

Varderan: The prints match none in the database. Therefore, Chronicler did NOT have his hands on the knife. Therefore, it looks like your debate has fallen flat.

Kahi: (There has to be something else entirely. It looks like Chronicler is guilty for this. He even has a good motive.)

Kahi: You’re right, Varderan. Anyone can be guilty of this crime, because of THIS piece of evidence!

Venom: Oh my! What is that!

Varderan: It’s security camera footage from the scene of the crime. However, he wasn’t supposed to HAVE that…

Kahi: So maybe the killer isn’t proven to be Chronicler because the fingerprints have no match with him, only MT. However, all of this evidence I presented DOES give us another suspect.

Kahi: Therefore, my argument still works!

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Varderan: Ergh…

Venom: Wait, I’m confused. What is this supposed to show, because this seems pretty bootleg.

@Triple

It shows that there is another suspect was involved, and it appears Varderan knew this and withheld this information from the court. Seems a bit suspicious.

Kahi: It shows a person dressed up as Omega Tahu exiting Indigo’s room. After all, that was his room that was in there.

Venom: Oh. Well, that makes sense now.

Kahi: However! The defense would like to point out that the prosecution knew this piece of evidence and withheld it from the court!

Varderan: Well, I didn’t think it would be good evidence, since it just shows the suspect of the case…

@TBT_Emerald

It’s not good evidence because it proves there’s another suspect for this case?

Kahi: Sorry, Var, but it seems more like you didn’t want the court to SEE this evidence!

Varderan: Mrph… Ergh…

Kahi: Therefore, I think we should put Var in contempt of court!

Venom: What!? Who shouted that?

Chronicler: I need to tell you something, Kahi. It seems like you have been LEADING the court. Where was your evidence of me being the culprit? It wasn’t anywhere. And this other suspect. How do we even know he exists? Sure, there are other prints on the knife, but if you were paying attention, the prints don’t match anyone in the database, so the only suspect we can use is MT. And you are forgetting that the glass of juice ONLY had MT’s prints. So if someone else were to move it, shouldn’t they have their prints on it?

@Leoxandar

Perhaps the culprit used gloves or something else.

Varderan: Do you have any PROOF of that?

Varderan: You really disappoint me now, Kahi. Evidence is the key to all these things. Evidence evidence evidence.

Varderan: Now are you gonna present evidence or are you just gonna keep throwing out your ideas?

@PekekoaOfJungle

I can’t even remember what we were trying to prove before everything went all guereh.

Varderan: Hah. Just as I thought. You don’t have anything to back up your case. You just threw out a bunch of ideas. Really, Kahi, this is the sloppiest work I’ve seen from you.

Venom: Yeah, I feel like Kahi hasn’t really proven much. Therefore, I’m ready to hand down my verdict.

@Leoxandar

Wait! Shall we not postpone and investigate some stand of evidence that could show who was in the Omega Tahu suit!? What if this man rearranged everything?

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Kahi: Your honor, we are not done yet. Now please, let me bring MT up to the stand. He needs to defend himself.

Venom: Hmm… Alright, I’ll allow it. But first, I will order a recess. I need to get up and stretch, because my butt is starting to ache. Meanwhile, the prosecution can investigate some more.

##BANG

end of Part 1

[Chronicler]

##Part 2

District Courthouse
August 10th
9:30 PM

MT: Well, we got nothing accomplished, and all that stuff was disorganized. That was the worse trial I have ever seen.

Kahi: Well, it’s not my fault your “friend” sucks at giving me good evidence.

MT: Whatever. Anyways, I would hope you get the trial done today, because Eljay is doing some good cooking right now.

Kahi What?

MT: Look on this screen.

---

TTV Presents: COOKING WITH ELJAY!

Eljay: Err… Huhuhuh Hi… Eljay here. Today I’m going to be making a peanut butter and-

Click

Eljay: OKAY OKAY! Today I’m going to be making Fugu! Please don’t kill me!

MT: Oh my. Looks like Eljay isn’t doing so good. Can he cook Fugu?

Kahi: Eljay isn’t even a certified chef.

RING RING

Kahi: Hello?

Assassin: I trust you’ve been helping my client.

Kahi: I’ve been trying, but none of this stuff is really helping me out.

Assassin: Well, what other evidence do you need? And do you have any questions?

@Artakha

Is there any info that could clue us in on who the “Omega Tahu” could be?

Assassin: You’re asking for specifics, which I don’t like. However, this Omega Tahu figure is not someone new. In fact, it’s someone that’s been with the case the whole time.

@Artakha

Was MT leaving to get your (the assassin’s that is) services?

Assassin: My services? Ah, so you think I killed him. Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t. What you should be asking for is evidence. Evidence is the key. You can’t win this by theories alone, Kahi.

@Artakha

I don’t think you killed him at all, but MT hired you at some point or he wouldn’t be your client. Regardless, I don’t suppose you have MT’s phone? It hasn’t been found, so I assume it may have a bearing on the case.

Assassin: Ah, logical thinking are we? Hmph. You’re getting a bit too close to the truth. However, I shall not tell you what happened to MT’s phone. I’ll just tell you that it is long gone.

@TBT_Emerald

Ask for a list of people who own Omega Tahu masks, and a list of the blood types for everyone that has to do with this case.

Assassin: How do you expect me to get all these blood types and list everyone that wears that mask? I have to keep Eljay here now.

@Helioskrill

What evidence do you have for me?

Assassin: This evidence should be coming your way shortly:
-The Costume
-Newspaper
-Planning Book

@Takua_Nuva

do you even want to help mt?

Assassin: I only help people if I’m hired to do it. But that doesn’t mean MT hired me. For all you know, I could have been hired by someone else.

@Artakha

Could we have more security footage? We see “Omega Tahu” leaving, but do we see him enter? What of the last time MT visited?

Assassin: These questions will be answered with a new witness that the prosecution will be presenting shortly. Who this man was? A photographer. He has pictures of the scene. Also, I destroyed the other security footage anyways.

Assassin: Well, I’ll need to go now. Eljay is trying to escape again. That evidence should be on your desk when you arrive in the courtroom.

Kahi: Right…

Click

MT: Well, that sure was a slow 10 minutes. We should head back inside now. Before we go in, anything you need to ask?

@Artakha

Why did you leave the chat and do you recall having juice the last time you were at your friend’s?

MT: …

Kahi: Well?

MT: I left because I needed to talk with Indi. That’s all.

Kahi: What about the juice?

MT: I had juice. Any more questions?

@Artakha

Oh! Can he explain how his fingerprints got on the sheet?

MT: …

Kahi: Well?

MT: I think you ask too many questions, personally. C’mon, let’s go inside. The trial is starting again.

District Courthouse
August 10th
9:40 PM

##BANG BANG

Venom: Dang, that felt like the longest ten minutes of my life. Anyways, let’s get back to the trial. Before we do so, prosecution, would you like to say anything?

Var: Yes, your honor. Can we have a better defense attorney? This one is doing shobby work today.

Kahi: Maybe if you didn’t have such shobby detective work I wouldn’t BE in this mess!

Var: Whatever. Let’s just onto the trial. Your honor, I want to bring up my next witness. A photographer named “Ghostly.”

Ghostly: Hi. I’m Ghostly.

Venom: Hmmm… I wasn’t told of this witness. Is he from the crime scene?

Var: Yes, your honor. But not only that, he claims that he witnessed seeing a man murder Indi, and then he took pictures of his exchange with another man.

Venom: Hmm… Will this be alright with you Kahi? Or do you have any objections?

Venom: Alright, then. You may begin the witness testimony and cross-examination.

Ghostly: Alright, then. Here we go! It was just today when I was walking down the hallway of that TTV Hotel.
Suddenly, I came across a man walking down the hallway, with blood on his hands! It was a man with an Omega Tahu mask! I hid to make sure he didn’t see me. Then he came to a door to talk with some butler or whatever. He took a glass of juice and entered the room. Then he took a book from the butler and entered the room.

@Triple

The butler from before, the assassin. Can we bring him up?

Kahi: What did this butler look like?

Ghostly: Well, I can provide a picture I took of him!

@Triple

Press for more info on the book.

Kahi: What was this “book?” Do you know what it consisted of?

Ghostly: AHA! I don’t actually know. However, the book is on your desk!

Kahi: (Well I’ll be. This must be the same book the assassin gave me. Perhaps I should look at some evidence.)

@Triple

Can we ask Ghosty for anymore pictures?

Ghostly: Sure. Here.

Ghostly: It’s actually the picture of him giving Omega Tahu the planner.

@Triple

These pictures seem pretty well shot despite you hiding, they’re even taken from different angles. Care to explain?

Ghostly: Well, I am a professional, after all. It comes with my trade.

@John_Smith

“Omega Tahu” has mechanical arms

Ghostly is a robot and has inexplicably good photos of the incident

Coincidence?

Kahi: This is becoming a little suspicious, Ghostly. You have all these good pictures and a robotic arm… And yet, you seem to dodge the question on HOW you took them!

Kahi: It’s making me think that YOU are suspicious!

Ghostly: AGH! No! You gotta believe me! I did nothing wrong!

Kahi: It all makes sense! The unidentified prints! The cup could have been moved with the robotic hands!

Var: I think that Kahi is not on the spot of the real point here: there is a mechanical arm. It CANNOT be Ghostly’s because it involves PRINTS.

Varderan: Therefore it would have to have a robotic arm, which Ghostly’s picture shows us!

Venom: So this means all we need to do is find the identity of the masked man?

Var: Wrong, your honor. We still have so much evidence that points to MT being the true murderer.

Var: HOWEVER! I feel that Mr. Kahi over here is still missing one final contradiction. His focus on these details have left him wide open to some contradictions I have found. Let’s hope he can actually find them!

#SLAM!

Kahi: Ghostly, your whole testimony falls apart because of one simple thing:

Kahi: IN NONE OF YOUR PICTURES DOES IT SHOW ANY BLOOD ON OMEGA TAHU’S HANDS!

Ghostly: WHA-? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I can’t believe myself!

Kahi: Your honor, I feel if we were to find the real truth, it involves unscrambling his pictures!

Venom: Oh really now? How shall they be arranged?

@Xeros610

If that’s not the order then 321?(juice, book, out?)

Kahi: Here is the correct sequence of events, Your Honor. First, the man in the Omega Tahu mask took the glass of juice, and then took the book. Why did he take the book? I dunno, but he did. Finally, he exits the room without both.

Venom: Hmm… That does make more sense. However, I feel we should get more explanation on the book.

Var: No, Your Honor, we don’t. All this evidence thus far has proven to help the prosecution in EVERY way!

Kahi: Um, how? So far I’ve made the case that Omega Tahu took the juice and… Uh oh.

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Var: Catching on, are you? Good. If you take a good look at the evidence and the hands, once can see how the case could be made that this actually IS MT!

Var: MT took the book with his robotic hand…

Var: While the juice would have been taken by the other hand. You know, the one that isn’t robotic?

Var: Therefore, MT would have STILL used his hand in order to put the glass! As such, the person in the mask is STILL MT! Especially because of the book.

Kahi: (Gah… My head. This case. It all hurts. What is the true answer? Var’s explanation HAS to be wrong… But how?)

@Artakha

The robilotic arm could be part of the costume but do note the glove on the other hand

Kahi: Sorry, Var, but you seem to forget that on this costume, both hands are covered, especially with the “juice” arm!

Kahi: Honestly, do you expect me to believe that his fingerprints still showed through the glove? No they did not. Therefore, MT still cannot be the culprit! In fact, this still leaves him ambiguous!

Var: True true… But here is something I also gotta ask you:

Var: What about the sheet with MT’s fingerprints found on it? Have any way to explain that?

Kahi: (Hmm… This should be brought up. I’d need to look at evidence to decipher this one, though).

@Triple

They’re no other blood in Indi’s room despite his autopsy showing signs of a struggle, and the murder weapon was found in MT’s room. Could it be possible Indi was murdered on MT’s sheet (bed sheet I presume) which they then dragged to Indi’s room?

Kahi: Let’s take a fine look at the evidence, shall we?

Kahi: We are told that THIS bloody sheet is the sheet where Indi was murdered on. However, I think something should be pointed out about the room the sheet was found on.

Var: Go on, Kahi…

Kahi: Now take a look at the hotel room where Indi was! You may notice there was no blood on the floor.

Var: Why would there be? He landed on the sheet.

Kahi: I’ll tell you why there is no blood. That is because…

@Xeros610

He was killed on MT’s room

Kahi: …BECAUSE HE WAS ACTUALLY KILLED IN MT’S ROOM!

Kahi: This is visible in this photo, as does it show no where that blood was found on the carpet. The blood would have seeped through the sheet and sink into the carpet, would it not?

Var: Ergh… Then explain the cup! And explain the knife! Why are they there?!

Kahi: I’ve already told you how it would work! The man in the costume already had the cup and could use it to frame MT because he had his hands on it.

Var: But that doesn’t explain the knife or the other dishes in the room! In fact, these pictures Ghostly showed us would suggest that he actually went into Indi’s room to kill him!

Kahi: (What would suggest that he went into MT’s room? C’mon Kahi! You gotta think out of the box!)

@TBT_Emerald

The killer was given MT’s planner. This provided him with where MT was, and let him enter the room when MT was not there.

Kahi: This picture right here. It shows that the killer had access to MT’s planner, so he could have used MT’s planner to do what he needed to do.

Var: That still explains nothing about the knife.

Kahi: I think you need to pay more attention to your evidence, Varderan, because it states in Chronicler’s testimony that…

Kahi: The knife was actually found in MT’s room!

Var: Ergh… Ugh…

#chronicler! YOU’RE FIIIIIIIIIRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

Venom: Well then! Looks like this bootleg police work has helped you make your point, Kahi! It looks like the knife could have been moved to the scene!

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Var: THAT STILL DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT THE KNIFE HAS MT’S FINGERPRINTS! And we still do NOT know the identity of the man in the costume!

Venom: Var is right. We still don’t know if the man in the costume is MT or not. Even if he got the planning book, it doesn’t mean that it cannot be his. Nor does the costume mean that he cannot be MT in there.

Kahi: Your honor, I’d like the Prosecution to take the police force and investigate two items: The height of the costumed man compared to MT and if the fingerprints on the mask match the ones on the knife!

Venom: Alright, we’ll continue the trial tomorrow.

Kahi: We-we can’t do it tomorrow. This has to be done TODAY!

Var: There can be no other way to do this trial without going on for another day! We need to investigate these two things, like you wanted, and it’s already getting late for the court.

Venom: Agreed. Court is now dismissed for the Prosecution to investigate.

Kahi: No… Eljay… I’m sorry I failed you… Now you’re gonna have to eat pufferfish… Oh gosh, I am sorry…

District Courthouse
August 10th
10:34 PM

Chronicler: …

Kahi: Go away, Chronicler. Seeing you just reminds me of how much I failed today.

Chronicler: I didn’t exactly do too good today either. In fact, my investigation kinda sucked, but hey, I didn’t get much time.

Kahi: Aren’t you supposed to be investigating or something?

Chronicler: No, Var decided that Waj should do the rest. It’s better that way.

MT: Hey, at least I wasn’t found guilty yet.

Kahi: I don’t care about that right now. I’m worried about Eljay.

MT: Oh, he’s gonna be just fine, Kahi.

Kahi: What do you mean? How do you know?

MT: Well… I was watching the show when you were doing your yelling and stuff. Turns out he won’t have to eat it until tomorrow.

Kahi: …

MT: Well, are you happy or what?

Kahi: I’m just happy that it’s over for today. Looks like I won’t get any sleep tonight.

MT: Right. You should go home how.

Chronicler: Meanwhile, I gotta take MT back to the slammer.

Kahi: Goodnight, guys…

---

I couldn’t sleep very well that night. But after a few cups of coffee in the morning, I knew I had to be more prepared. Besides, Varderan had a much better investigative team working on it now. All I needed to do was organize some things and visit MT in the detention center.

[Chronicler]

@Xeros610

Or maybe try going to MT’s room…

Detention Center
August 11th
9:56 AM

MT: Hello, Kahi. I would think you have questions for me.

Kahi: Yeah, a lot of them. And I expect you to answer. You’ve been keeping secrets from me, haven’t you?

MT: Of course I have. I don’t want you to lose the case because I gave you some out-of-place ideas. You gotta figure it out yourself.

Kahi: That’s not how it works, MT. As a lawyer, I need to trust my client, however, I find myself more suspicious of you more than anything.

MT: Fine, then. Ask all the questions you want. It may be difficult though.

Kahi: Why?

MT: Because I’m not going to be easy with telling the truth.

Kahi: (What the-? Psyche Locks? Why haven’t I seen these in this game before? Do I even have the Magatama with me?)

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Kahi: (Huh. I guess I do. Dunno why this hasn’t appeared beforehand. Looks like something that was just shoe-horned into the plot.)

MT: Well? Ask away.

Kahi: (I remember this… I have to present EVIDENCE for this in order to get him to speak up.)

Just remember, this has to be a sequence of things, alright? I’ll start off.

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MT: So what is your first question?

@Triple

Why does YOUR planner say “Revenge” for 7:20?

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MT: I have no idea of what you are talking about. I’ve never seen a planner like that.

Kahi: Yes you do.

MT: Oh yeah? Then show it to me!

@PekekoaOfJungle

Show him the planner, and ask him why he decided not to have tea today.

Kahi: You know very well what this book is, especially when it says your NAME on it!

MT: So what does it say?

Kahi: It says “7:20 PM - Revenge.” What was this revenge about?

MT: Pff. Why would I need revenge? I already have everything. And I certainly would not kill Indi over anything.

Kahi: You certainly did have dinner with him though.

MT: So what? What makes you so certain I even entered Indi’s room anyways? Who is to say that it didn’t happen in mine?

Kahi: What are you suggesting?

MT: What I’m suggesting is what you suggested: the murder took place in my room. Now, then, next question.

@Artakha

Chatroom. Ask why he left when he did

Kahi: Why did you leave the chatroom.

MT: I had business to do according to my planner.

Kahi: You don’t mean…

MT: Yep.

Kahi: So wait, then. You DID murder Indigo?

MT: Didn’t say I did. I just had to take revenge on something. You know what that would be?

@PekekoaOfJungle

The knife, and ask about who killed Indi.

MT: The knife? Take revenge on the knife? Hah! I wasn’t being sarcastic that time you know.

Kahi: So who did kill Indi?

MT: Seriously, Kahi. You are being sarcastic, right? I told you I won’t budge. So what would I want revenge on?

@Triple

Well you seem to have a some issues with Cronk (show gossip column) and in the chat room things got a bit heated (show chat room).

MT: Hmm… So you finally figured it out. As you would imagine, me and Chronicler didn’t exactly get off on the right footing. So I decided we should take it outside of the chatroom right after a meeting in the chat. That’s what “Revenge” was for.

Kahi: Hmm… So then how does Indi play into all of this?

MT: You’ll figure it out in the trial when I witness. However, that doesn’t mean much for now. Now then, any more questions?

@Artakha

Did indigo help with the “revenge”?

MT: Well, he was supposed to, but he didn’t. However, he wouldn’t shut up about it whatsoever.

Kahi: So what you’re saying is that someone killed him over that?

MT: He must’ve blabbed to Chronicler or something, but as if Chronicler killed Indi I do not know. However, I do feel that a motive of “spiting Indi to get revenge on me” is a good motive, wouldn’t you say?

Kahi: No. Chronicler could not have done it.

MT: You sure? After all, me and Chronicler had been gone at the same times. Either one of us is open to being the murderer. The biggest question is: who? Who is the one who did it?

Kahi: It had to be the assassin. But then, why the costume?

MT: Heh. I didn’t want anyone catching me talking with him.

Kahi: So you… You hired him?

MT: Well, I guess the surprise is out now. Of course I did.

MT: I guess I’ll have to show you who I really am, huh? Here we go.

MT: It’s time to take off this stupid wig!

MT: Say hello to the REAL me. The real MT Zehvor. A man of no mercy and sarcasm. How do you like it? The scar really helps show the evil. Now, let’s have some real talk.

Kahi: So you really DIDN’T kill Indi?

MT: Of course not. I’m not going to be stupid and get my hands dirty. Oh, but Pekekoa… Such a fool he is. He got my name all over the evidence. Now he’s trying to fix it. But it’s too late.

Kahi: You know hiring an assassin is HIGHLY illegal?!

MT: Of course I know, which is why I need you to pin the blame on that idiot Chronicler. If he can’t even understand my deep sarcasm he doesn’t deserve to be a Moderator. Now I want you to take that from him.

Kahi: But I… I can’t do that.

MT: Do you want Eljay to die? No? Then do it.

[quote=“Triple, post:878, topic:13016, full:true”]
Why’d you hire the assassin to kill your friend? [/quote]
MT: He blabbed to Chronicler about me making a fool of him with a practical joke. So I changed the plans of the prank, but he knew about the changes. As such, I had to get him killed by someone other than me. Someone disposable. Someone like Pekekoa.

@Triple

You’re going to sell him out?

MT: Nope. Once the job is done, I won’t need him anymore, and he’ll get his money. All I need YOU to do is get Chronicler guilty. Fortunately, Pekekoa got all the right evidence for that. If I did get caught, however, Pekekoa is going down WITH me.

@TBT_Emerald

Is there a way to get the assassin on the stand?

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MT: Of course. I asked him personally to witness tomorrow. He’s gonna be the one that proves my innocence. Of course, he won’t be there in PERSON.

Kahi: Then how will he be there?

MT: You’ll see.

@PekekoaOfJungle

Where did you pull that drink from?

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MT: …

…Shut up.

Guard: Alright, your time is up, Mr. Kahi.

Kahi: (Drat… How will I ever get out of this pickle? I have no idea… Where shall I go now? To the courthouse? They probably have the evidence there now.)

Starbucks
August 11th
10:24 AM

Kahi: What the heck am I doing here for? I’m getting out of here.

---

TTV Law Offices
August 11th
10:26 PM

Kahi: Well, I’m back here. I gotta think about what I need. Hmm… Something seems off in here. What is it?

Kahi: What is this?

*Kahi opens up the folder. *

Kahi: Why… This is the recording of me and MT’s chat in the Detention Center! Who gave this to me?

---

District Courthouse
August 11th
10:31 PM

MT: Well, Kahi, the prosecution had 12 hours to find more evidence, so let’s see how they did. Are you ready to go inside or are you gonna be a crybaby?

Kahi: I am ready to do what I have to do.

MT: Good. Now let’s go inside. I need to put the wig back on.

---

#BANG BANG

Venom: Alright, let’s not waste time. Varderan, if you may.

Var: We have a lot of new evidence we found at the scene. I’ll just dump it all out here.

Var: Firstly, I have this card. The police have seen this before. It shows involvement of Pekekoa De Killer, an assassin who has managed to escape our grasp. We know that the butler in the pictures provided by Ghosty is actually him now.

Var: Looks like Mr. Kahi got more than what he asked for: it appears that our very own Chronicler’s prints were ALSO on the murder weapon. Why? We believe this testimony explains why.

Testimony: “I arrived at the scene before anyone else had, mostly because I grew suspicious of MT’s room. When I arrived in there, I found a pool of blood. I then investigated Indi’s room, and found the murder weapon. I picked it up with my bare hands.”

Var: The costume, on the other hand, could probably fit both the suspects of the scene.

Var: Any questions?

@Looch

Does the mask have prints

Var: Heheheh. The mask DOES have prints. Both MT and Chronicler’s. Looks like there is no strait-forward answer, huh?

Var: And now we bring up our next witness, who requested only to be cross-examined via the radio: Pekekoa De Killer.

Venom: The assassin!? Why are we having him witness.

Var: Maybe you should ask the defense that question. Why would he be interviewed?

@Triple

Because he is a suspect, and by Ghosty’s pictures not only was he there but he also handled some evidence.

Venom: Hmm… Very well then. Contact him.

Pekekoa: Stchchchch Hello, Kahi. I trust you have been defending Mr. Zehvor quite well.

Var: His work is questionable, but if you say so.

Pekekoa: It was just yesterday when I decided I needed to disguise as a butler to assist the real murderer of the case. It wasn’t that hard. First I provided him with the costume, and then I took the murder weapon and gave him a glass of juice before he went in.
He killed the man, and then I helped him get away with him. He went out of the room and got rid of the costume, and then I kept it away in a secret area! Then I left my card so the cops thought it was me who did it.

Kahi: (Hmm… Maybe I should press these statements first)

Kahi: Who is “he?”

Pekekoa: My employer, obviously. You want me to give a name or something?

Kahi: Oh, you mean MT?

Pekekoa: My REAL employer would be Chronicler. He was the one that requested that I kill IndigoGeek, in order to spite MT. The rivalry between those two is a bitter one! Chronicler went to extreme measures to kill him!

@JMP

SO to cover your tracks you framed MT?

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Pekekoa: It was Chronicler that set him up! I left my card to cover Chronicler’s tracks, but he needed to do more of it, and unfortunately now he’s about to be caught. Incompetent is he.

@Triple

Then why did the juice glass also have MT’s fingerprints?

Pekekoa: Um, well, obviously the cup was used beforehand by MT. I just never bothered to wash it…

Pekekoa: Well, um, you see, MT was going to use that for a halloween party the next day…

@PekekoaOfJungle

Also, sharing cups? That’s really yucky…

Pekekoa: Chronicler does not deserve a well-washed cup.

@PekekoaOfJungle

IN AUGUST?

Kahi: Stop being ridiculous, Pekekoa. Everybody knows that Halloween happens…

##…In OCTOBER!

Pekekoa: Well in my point of view this August was so cold it felt like October, alright?

@JMP

Sure. Anyway, you used the sword?

Pekekoa: Me? I used nothing. Chronicler was the murderer! He even handled the knife!

@PekekoaOfJungle

What about the book?

Pekekoa: Book? What do you mean by “book?” Oh, that one. Whoops. Forgot about that.

@Triple

Yes, MT’s planning book. Why would you give your employer the book after the task was already done?

Pekekoa: Er… This was before the task was done, right before he went into the room…

Kahi: Really? You don’t sound confident.

Pekekoa: You WANT me to sound confident?! Fine. I did give Chronicler the book before he went in.

@JMP

So Chronicler was using MT’s book to frame him?

Pekekoa: Yep. He was trying to frame MT. After all, they DO not have good standings with eachother!

@PekekoaOfJungle

What about this secret area?

Pekekoa: The secret area was the dressing room for the butlers, and how I switched my disguise originally.

@Triple

What did you do with the murder weapon afterword? It doesn’t show up in the pictures.

Var: Chronicler stated that he picked up the murder weapon but put it down where he found it, therefore the murder weapon was found in Indigo’s room, at least according to Chronicler. However, as the defense stated, it’s possible that the body was moved. And now I have evidence for this:

Var: It’s a picture of MT’s room. We raided it and found this pool of blood on the floor. We tested it. It is definitely Indigo’s blood. Therefore the body was probably moved.

[Chronicler]

@Triple

Did we ever confirm that the pictures taken of Pek and MT his client were taken in front of Indi’s room?

Var: I believe so, yes.

@Artakha

Did Chronicler express a reason why he specifically targeted Indi?

Pekekoa: He said he wanted to spite MT. Indi was MT’s friend, and Chronicler felt he could get revenge on MT by killing Indi.

@Triple

Then Pek’s testimony is incorrect according to the evidence. He states that he gave the juice before the client went inside the room to do the crime. However the crime was done in MTs room and not Indi’s room, which is the room they are standing in front of according to the picture.

Kahi: Pekekoa, you are lying to the court. I think this was obvious since the minute you spoke here.

Pekekoa: How am I lying?

Kahi: Well, you must be a magician then.

Kahi: Because you can’t give your client the juice if he’s entering MT’s room! He clearly took it AFTER the murder took place! Right in front of Indi’s room!

Var: But that contradicts what you said earlier, Kahi! You said he took the juice before he entered the room when Your Honor asked the sequence of the photos!

Kahi: Well then, past me is wrong. Pek’s client killed Indigo BEFORE he took the juice.

Var: Aha! Then how do you explain this picture!

@Triple

Considering that the book was not found in Indigo’s or any other room, I think the client is giving Pek the book rather than the other way around. If they are at Indigo’s room the murder has already happened so they no longer need it to get a sense of MT’s whereabouts. The only other practical thing they would do with it would be to plant it as evidence, but as I stated earlier it wasn’t at either scene.

Kahi: There is a simple solution for this, Var. Take a look at the picture.

Kahi: At first we were lead to believe that the book was being GIVEN to Pek’s client, however, as it turns out, it’s the other way around. Pek’s client stole the book from MT’s room and gave it to Pekekoa.

Var: But I thought those images were of Indigo’s room!

Kahi: Only ONE of them was, which is why we have different perspectives of the pictures!

Kahi: One from MT’s room…

Kahi: And the other from Indigo’s!

Venom: My goodness! That explains everything!

Kahi: Yes it does, your honor. Now the question is…

Kahi: Who really is the murderer?

Pekekoa: Kahi… do you want Eljay to die or something? I’m ready to feed him his fugu… And once he does, I’m sure he’ll die because he did not cut it right.

Kahi: Pekekoa, my only goal is that justice is brought upon the true culprit.

Var: Then who is it? You should present evidence to suggest who did it.

@PekekoaOfJungle

Well, I mean, that would be the recording of the MT conversation, 'cuz he literally did tell-all.

Kahi: Alright, your honor. I’d like to show the court this recording I had with my client, Mr. MT Zehvor.

Pekekoa: That’s it! I’m going to make Eljay eat it! Eljay, come here!

Eljay: NO! PLEASE! I know I didn’t cut it right!

Kahi: NOT SO FAST, Pek! I think you you’d want to listen to this too.

Pekekoa: It better be good, then.

“Of course not. I’m not going to be stupid and get my hands dirty. Oh, but Pekekoa… Such a fool he is. He got my name all over the evidence. Now he’s trying to fix it. But it’s too late.”
“If I did get caught, however, Pekekoa is going down WITH me.”
“As such, I had to get him killed by someone other than me. Someone disposable. Someone like Pekekoa.”

Pekekoa: He… He viewed me as… Disposable? A-and he wanted to take me down down with him?

Pekekoa: Hurghurghurghhurghhurgh! AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! IT CANNOT BE TRUE!

Kahi: Face it, Pekekoa. My client and yours is the guilty one here. He even admitted it on tape! He hired you to kill Indigo!

Kahi: Which is why you left this calling card! You didn’t leave it to cover up your client, you did it because YOU murdered him!

Pekekoa: Then… Then how do you explain the murder weapon? It had MT’s and Chronicler’s prints on it!

Kahi: The biggest thing here is the autopsy report. Indigo was apparently killed in a struggle and stabbed multiple times, with the killing blow in the heart. The amount of precision to stab a person strait through the rib cage in the open area in a struggle is quite amazing. Plus, this picture shows you wearing gloves, so you could have handled the knife!

Kahi: Add the calling card, and we find that only a trained assassin could have done this.

Kahi: And that trained assassin was YOU, Pekekoa!

Pekekoa: Hurghurghurghhurghhurgh!

Kahi: Now do you see the truth, Pekekoa? You are the murderer, and MT used you to get away with killing Indi all over trying to embarrass Chronicler in a practical joke that turned out to never happen.

Pekekoa: The-the nerve of MT… Heh. Hey, could you bring MT forward for me?

MT: Hello, Pekekoa! How do you do!

Pekekoa: You can remove the wig, skrub. Your stupid secret is out.

MT: Okay then.

MT: What’s the big deal?

Pekekoa: Oh, you traitorous slime… Once your declared Not Guilty, I WILL find you… And I will kill you…

MT: Heheh… What?

Pekekoa: You heard me… Once you’re declared Not Guilty, I will find you… And I will kill you…

Var: Is that a threat? Quickly! Someone trace his signal!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

MT: He… He left… Oh no…

Kahi: Well, then… Looks like the next thing that’s gonna explode his his excitement for a not-guilty verdict.

Venom: Well, I think that ends our proceedings for today. I’m ready to give my verdict. Any objections?

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MT: Wait… If I get a not-guilty verdict then… Then I’ll be killed. Please! I cannot afford to be killed! I’m… I’m…

GUILTY guiLTY guiltyGuilty guilty GuiLtY guieeeelty GUILTY guilty… GUILTY guilty!!!

MT collapses

Var: Well then… Defense? What shall we do? Guilty or not guilty?

Kahi: Your honor, I say we declare him to be guilty!

Venom: But Kahi! Then you’ll lose the case!

Kahi: It doesn’t matter. We know he hired an assassin to kill Indigo, so justice will be served to him.

Venom: Alright then. I find the defendant, MT Zehvor…

Venom: The court is now dismissed.

District Courthouse
August 11th
10:59 AM

Eljay: Kahi, thank goodness. You saved my skin back there!

Kahi: How did you get all the way over here so fast?

Eljay: Once the assassin heard the recording, he let me go.

Kahi: Right. Anyways, I’m just glad you are alive.

Eljay: But I guess your record is now destroyed.

Kahi: Meh. Doesn’t matter. I’m still better than you in every way.

Chronicler: Hey guys.

Kahi: Chronicler…

Chronicler: If you want to apologize, no need to. I need to stop doing such cruddy work.

Kahi: No, I wasn’t going to apologize, I was gonna ask… Were you the one who gave me the tape?

Chronicler: … Maybe.

Kahi: Of course it was you.

Chronicler: I knew that MT was guilty… So I needed to make sure that he didn’t get away with killing Eljay. So yeah.

Kahi: …

Eljay: Waj is still the better Mod.

Chronicler: Oh of course he is. That’s undeniable fact.

---

And so ended the story of MT and him trying to get away with murdering Indi. Not like it mattered, since Indi is barely on the boards anyways. Oh well. Still, RIP in peace Indi.

Regardless, this would spark up other cases, mostly because of the sloppy police work. It would only be time until everything would go downhill from here. We would enter the darker age of the Message Boards…

#The End (Of Part 2 of Episode 4!)

I’d like to thank Pekekoa for all the work he did to help me with the case. It was a blast.

[Chronicler]

#Nightmare in Turnabout (Part 1)

“IT IS 3:38. Would you like me to alter that fact?”

“It is now 4:38.”

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

…

Venom: I find the defendant… GUILTY!

“Me, guilty? No… Not possible… I didn’t do anything wrong! Please!”

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

You have met a terrible fate, haven’t you?

Febuary 3rd, 11:39 AM. District Courthouse.
Lobby #5.

Kahi: Gah that was a weird dream. I shouldn’t have gotten here early. What times is it?

…

Kahi: Oh good. 10 minutes early. This should be easy!

???: It won’t be so easy when I finally take care of YOU…

Kahi: What? Who said that?

##BONK!

Febuary 3rd, 11:45 AM. District Courthouse.
Lobby #5

???: Yo Kahi, are you okay?

Kahi: Ugh… Who are you again? My head is killing me.

???: Kahi, what kind of game are you playing?

Kahi: It was a simple question, dude.

???: Name’s Mesonak. You seriously don’t remember me? Oh, does that mean you forgot your own name? Well, your name is Scrub, then! No… xxx_MLG_Skrub_Noscope_XxX!

Kahi: (How do I get this guy to shut up?)

(Remember, guys! We need to vote on a certain answer and pick it!)

@SwagMeister

Hit him over the head.

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/3/c/3cb4a4a58b1e28c5087eaf20649ee27b3be923a0.jpg

Meso: Woah woah. No need to get hostile. It’s just a prank, bro.

Kahi: I’m serious, “Mesonak.” Where am I? The last thing I remember was being in my office.

Meso: You don’t mean you forgot the whole case?

Kahi: I may have… Wait, this is a court case correct?

Meso: What else would it be?

Kahi: Then who am I defending.

Meso: Me, silly. That’s why I woke you up. So, are you ready for the case because we gotta go in soon!

@SwagMeister

Can you at least give me some details pl0x Meso?

Meso: No problem, Kahi!

Meso: So basically there was this problem with some leaks and stuff, alright? And when I was trying to get rid of a leak off of a board on the TTV building, people thought I did it. So you gotta defend me for it! Anything else?

@Lord_Tuma

The man… Who knocked me out?

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/8/7/87a5e253962d768f9bf9ac1867e0e1dacb989295.jpg
Mesonak: I didn’t see anyone. I just got here from the detention center. I found you unconscious on the floor, next to the couch!

@Triple

Alright then, I say we go into the court room.

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/4/c/4c1d5aa6b10ffe87fa7730c8cabb7b8e3b47775b.jpg

Mesonak: I trust in you, Kahi! You can do this!

~~
Febuary 3rd, 11:49 AM.
District Courtroom #5

##BANG BANG!

Venom: Alright, everyone. Order in the court. Today we face the trial of Mr. Mesonak of posting Fake Leaks onto the 2016 Board for the TTV Building. Is the defense ready?

Kahi: Ergh… I’m not so sure if I am ready…

???: Please, Mr. Kahi. We need to get this trial started! Are you ready or not?

@Triple

The Defense is ready (as we’ll ever be anyway).

Kahi: I guess I would be considered “ready” even though I don’t feel that way.

Venom: Kahi, please. No need for jokes today. This is a serious crime we are talking about! Worthy of a firing! Please, just take this a little more seriously. Kapeesh?

@Lord_Tuma

Yes, your Honor!

Venom: Good, then. Mr. Slime, please open with the opening statement.

Slime: Of course. Er, heh. It was on January 4th when Mr. Mesonak was seen distributing leaks on the 2016 topic. He was seen by two witnesses: Mr. Plural Ogel, and Mr. Nekchir.
Mesonak was shortly “arrested” later and is now being tried for illegal distribution of leaks.

Kahi: (Hmmm… That statement thing sounds fishy… Should I object?)

@Triple

Ask the question on why was Meso arrested if he was upholding the leak policy?

Kahi: Er… Why was Meso arrested if he was upholding the law?

Slime: Well OBVIOUSLY he was caught pasting the image of a leak on the board outside of the TTV building and offices. Our next witness should be able to tell us more. Are you done?

@Winterstorm345

ask him why he wasn’t confident in his statement?

Slime: N-no reason! No reason at all! It’s just kinda hot in here!

Venom: Shall we bring up the witness?

@Winterstorm345

Yes your honour I am ready to speak with the witness

Slime: As you wish, Kahi.

???: Ugh.

Slime: Alright, let’s get down to business.

Cronk: Chronicler ModSquad, but my frien-

Slime: Yeah yeah, we know. You’re a Moderator.

Cronk: Gee thanks. I can’t even finish sentences in this court.

Slime: Just hurry up with the testimony.

Cronk: On the 24th of December, the new “Leak Laws” were set in place by the TTV Cast. This banned ANY leaks from being spread. Of course, Mr. Mesonak himself posted the leaks hoping he could spread the news.
It was on the BIONICLE 2016 topic on January 4th he posted the leaks. They featured a green monster thing. They also had the word “confidential” written on them. Pretty suspicious if you ask me.
The leaks? Leaks for a Jungle Beast and a bunch of other creatures, and a new Umarak. Unfortunately, the Moderators could only get one of the leaks, the Jungle Beast one.
Of course, Mr. Mesonak tried to cover it up by deleting the post. However, Plural and a Mr. Nekchir managed to get a quick glimpse and flagged Mr. Mesonak’s post.

Kahi: (Time to pick apart his statement!)

Court Record

- My attorny’s badge. Tells people that I’m an attorney.

@Winterstorm345

this is not either of these people

Slime: Well, he didn’t SEE it happen, but he’s a detective. He investigates the scene after it happened, which is why he’s a witness.

@Chronicler

Cronk: On the 24th of December, the new “Leak Laws” were set in place by the TTV Cast. This banned ANY leaks from being spread. Of course, Mr. Mesonak himself posted the leaks hoping he could spread the news.It was on the BIONICLE 2016 topic on January 4th he posted the leaks. They featured a green monster thing. They also had the word “confidential” written on them. Pretty suspicious if you ask me.The leaks? Leaks for a Jungle Beast and a bunch of other creatures, and a new Umarak. Unfortunately, the Moderators could only get one of the leaks, the Jungle Beast one.Of course, Mr. Mesonak tried to cover it up by deleting the post. However, Plural and a Mr. Nekchir managed to get a quick glimpse and flagged Mr. Mesonak’s post.

@Triple

Spread the news of the new policy by posting leaks? That makes no sense. Did you mean something else?

Slime: Something is terribly wrong with your head, Kahi. Did you not listen to what he said?

@Triple

Of course, Mr. Mesonak himself posted the leaks hoping he could spread the news.

Slime: He obviously stated that Mesonak posted the leaks hoping to spread the news of them.

@Winterstorm345

if Mesonak had indeed posted these lets see the post

Cronk: Er, here. It was a listing along with a picture.

List of Leaks:
Quake Beast, Storm Beast, Lava Beast, Ekimu, Umarak the Destroyer. Posted in the summer of 2015. The complete list.

Cronk: Here is the leak itself. It contains the image of a “Jungle Beast” for the summer of 2016. Pretty neat but also very illegal.

@Chronicler

Cronk: On the 24th of December, the new “Leak Laws” were set in place by the TTV Cast. This banned ANY leaks from being spread. Of course, Mr. Mesonak himself posted the leaks hoping he could spread the news.It was on the BIONICLE 2016 topic on January 4th he posted the leaks. They featured a green monster thing. They also had the word “confidential” written on them. Pretty suspicious if you ask me.The leaks? Leaks for a Jungle Beast and a bunch of other creatures, and a new Umarak. Unfortunately, the Moderators could only get one of the leaks, the Jungle Beast one.Of course, Mr. Mesonak tried to cover it up by deleting the post. However, Plural and a Mr. Nekchir managed to get a quick glimpse and flagged Mr. Mesonak’s post.

Court Record

- My attorney’s badge. Tells people that I’m an attorney.
It contains the image of a “Jungle Beast” for the summer of 2016.
List of Leaks: Quake Beast, Storm Beast, Lava Beast, Ekimu, Umarak the Destroyer. Posted in the summer of 2015. The complete list.

@Winterstorm345

Mr. Cronk we did not ask for the picture we asked for a specific post provide the complete post or we will be forced to assume you fabricated this

Slime: Your gonna get what you’re gonna get, sonny jim. Now use the evidence fairly otherwise you’ll get in trouble! Besides, you have no PROOF of fabrication!

@Triple

How exactly did you even obtain that picture if the post was taken down?

Cronk: I’m a Moderator, remember?

@Triple

“Jungle Beast” isn’t included on the provided list of leaks that the post had.

Kahi: There is one problem with this, Mr. ModSquad. This proposed “leak” is not even found on this list!

Slime: Er… What!? But, it was posted on the board…

Kahi: This evidence contradicts the other piece of evidence! We need to know why! Chronicler, I’d like to ask you about…

Which piece of evidence do we ask Chronicler about?

@Xeros610

The leaks list

Cronk: THAT is an official list pulled out of the BIONICLE website’s coding. Which means it’s real.

@Triple

Then why could you not get any other pictures?

Cronk: I’m not permitted to show them. Var does NOT want me showing any more leaks besides this one.

@Triple

Sure, but if anyone else has another idea please share.

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Cronk: This was found on the board, as well. Except it lacks any fingerprints whatsoever.

@Triple

Since it has no fingerprints do you have any evidence suggesting it was Meso who posted the leak and not somwone else?

Kahi: I hate to say it, but since Mesonak lacks his prints on this photo, what even suggests that he even did it in the first place?

Slime: I have my witnesses, who saw it all. Just trust me on this.

Kahi: I have a hard time trusting you when you don’t even provide the evidence that made it so Meso was even convicted. Even now you have a flaw in your evidence! Who could have put it on there!?

Slime: Er… Maybe he had gloves?

Kahi: You have no PROOF of that! Just get a witness already! Please!

Slime: Fine, then. If you’re so smart, pick your own witness!

-Mesonak
-Plural Ogel
-Nekchir

@Triple

I cast my vote for Mesonak.

Kahi: I say we go with Mesonak. I need my witness to speak up for himself!

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/a/f/af0e0ab656c23aaffe4cc90951c40ba0bd9f74bf.jpg
Slime: I was hoping you’d pick him.

Meso: Yeah. Let’s do this thing!

Mesonak: It was January 4th when I came across some guy named Nekchir. He came from Eurobricks, some foreign country, and wanted to show me some leaks. However, I advised against it. I know this with absolute certainty.
Soon he posted the leaks on the boards. I had to delete them but it was too late. For some odd reason people thought I posted them because I was caught taking them down from the board in front of the TTV building! I was framed!

@Triple

Did you happen to see Nekchir post the leaks or was there another way you knew? Do you have any evidence of Nekchir offering the leaks

Mesonak: You won’t believe this. I was in a PM with Nekchir at around 3:37 PM. You wanna know what it said?

@Triple

Goodness Meso, always with the drama

Yes, I would.

Meso: Alright! Here we go! I’m so excited!!!

3:37 PM
Nekchir: “Well, I guess since YOU can’t approve of this, I’ll just post it elsewhere.”

@Winterstorm345

and then what happened?

Meso: Lol that’s it.

Kahi: You-you mean… THIS is your only alibi!?

Slime: Heheh. Looks like Meso doesn’t have a lot of stuff to defend him.

@Triple

This evidence shows that Mesonak did not approve of the leaks and they were known by Nekchir, which means that he could have posted them.

Kahi: This is it, Slime! Meso’s alibi! And it’s an alibi alright!

Kahi: NOW we have a statement from Nekchir admitting his guilt! HE was the one who posted them!

Slime: WHAT! YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS! This is your evidence!?

##BANG BANG

Venom: Mr. Kahi, are you suggesting that a witness we haven’t even seen COME UP YET is already guilty of the leaks?

Kahi: I am saying we do have evidence that suggests Mr. Nekchir could have done it, making him a suspect. We must consider all possibilities here. On the other hand Mesonak doesn’t have any evidence condemning him.

Venom: Regardless, it seems now that you are trying to move the case over to Mr. Nekchir? What does the Prosecution think of this?

Slime: I think Kahi is a scrub and that he is-

Venom: Slime! Let’s be serious here! I need a real answer. What do you think? Do you WANT to bring out Nekchir?

Slime: I think it would be better to bring out Plural, personally.

Venom: Hm. What does the defense say?

@Triple

I think Plural is the better option here. He might be able to give us some evidence we can use.

Kahi: Your honor, the defense agrees. We need an actual eye-witness to confirm.

Venom: Alright! Bring him up!

Plural: Hiya scrubs! Are you interested in some Eggo Waffles?

@Triple

Er, not right now. What I am interested in is to hear is your testimony.

Plural: Aw, but I can give you a SPECIAL offer. Buy 1 Eggo Waffle and get 2 free! How does that sound?

@Triple

If you give me your testimony I’ll buy an Eggo Waffle after this case.

Plural: Quite frankly, I don’t believe ya. HOWEVER, I can give you special coupons that expire by tomorrow. Please? I need business.

[Chronicler]

@Baldric

Sure, good waffles are hard to come by. But only after your testimony please

Plural: Sigh You’re driving a hard bargain.

Slime: Just state your name and occupation, scrub.

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/3/2/3263b46c55b9af172e5e2cfdaf70e2abe02a0d63.jpg
Plural: Name’s Plural Ogel. I’m a Lego System enthusiast and seller of Eggo Waffles.

Plural: Yeah I saw that scrub post those leaks. He was busy trying to remove him once I came into his sight. He successfully took them off but then ran away once I called out on him. This was at 3:39.
He also dropped another item, which was this salt shaker. It was SALTY alright. I chased after him and he dropped another piece of paper: a note he got from someone. I also dropped some of my eggo waffles at the scene.

Court Record

My attorney’s badge. Tells people that I’m an attorney.

It contains the image of a “Jungle Beast” for the summer of 2016. Has no fingerprints on it whatsoever.

List of Leaks: Quake Beast, Storm Beast, Lava Beast, Ekimu, Umarak the Destroyer. Posted in the summer of 2015. Taken from Lego’s inner coding. Unsure of date when that happened.

PM from Nekchir:
3:37 PM
Nekchir: “Well, I guess since YOU can’t approve of this, I’ll just post it elsewhere.”

@Xeros610

I’d like to look at the note

Plural: You’re gonna have to buy some waffles, m8.

@Triple

However with your cooperation we can make this case go quick.

Plural: You’re missing out, kid.

The Note:
The Jungle Leak? I just made that one up. I could fool the cast, the members of TTV because I will be seen like a giver of good to them. These people will eat up these leaks.

@Triple

This note’s motives doesn’t line up with Meso’s actions. The author of the note is willing to take responsibility of the leakage but Meso took them down before anyone else could see.

Slime: Yeah. I wonder WHY he would take down the leaks… Unless they were HIS!

@Triple

It seems pretty obvious to me. He’s upholding the policy by taking down those leaks he was alerted to.

Kahi: Seems pretty obvious to me! Meso was trying to serve justice to the leaker! So he kept the note as evidence!

Slime: What if I told you the NOTE has Meso’s fingerprints on it?

@Xeros610

He kept the note. Why wouldn’t there be fingerprints?

Kahi: He obviously kept the note. Duh. That’s why his fingerprints where on it.

Slime: Heh. Right.

@SwagMeister

Slime, give me some evidence or my client will stand innocent.

Slime: Ah alright! Fine! I’ll give the counter claim: Your seeming to forget ONE thing: if the note was from Nekchir, why would there be no fingerprints on it from him? Would he have written it?

@JMP

Gloves man, maybe he had gloves on or something just to frame Meso

Slime: I finally got ya, Kahi. You have no evidence of any type of gloves whatsoever!

@Triple

Is the note typed? If not we can just compare the handwriting to Meso’s handwriting.

Plural: It’s typed all right! I’m still wondering why you didn’t ask for the salt!

@Triple

Alright, let’s see the salt.

http://www.court-records.net/evidence/poison%20bottle.png

Plural: It’s pretty fine salt, but I personally would not use it for waffles.

@Xeros610

Unless there are fingerprints on it

Plural: Yeah there are. They belong to Mesonak as well. Why he had salt on them? Beats me.

@Baldric

That’s restating the obvious guys.

Kahi: Just shut up already! You’re leading my line into a loop! What is this, some type of trickery to make me buy waffles?

Plural: …

Plural: No.

@Triple

Ask about the waffles.

Kahi: What about 'em waffles?

Plural: Oh hey! You interested now? I’ll give you some. Here’s the secret, though: there from a very special person.

@JMP

can you reveal this person’s identity or are you just gonna give the waffles?

Plural: The waffles I would be proud to give ya! You wanna know the secret person? Hehehe. I stole them from this guy named Looch. Yeah, he’s pretty neat. He hates everything. He stole these waffles from me and I got them back. Funny thing is, he had a connection to an infamous leaker. His name is on the box.

@Triple

It’s actually a N, the last line is written in a different color.

Slime: No proof, no pictures, no verdict! For all you know this “Looch” guy could have run out of ink on the other pen and used a different one!

@JMP

Alright… was it an M there before or after it got stolen?

Plural: Well I don’t put a big fat “M” on my special edition Eggo Waffles box, so no, the M was not there, but neither was anything else. That stupid Looch guy has no consideration for novelty items!

@Triple

Plural, do you know where this Looch guy is so we can ask him some questions?

Plural: Hehehe… Um, I would not like to discuss him further. What about that salt, though? Any questions for it?

@Triple

what is actually inside it?

Plural: You’re not gonna believe this! It… Is Sodium Chloride! Hah! You see! It’s just pure salt! I think… Actually, I never actually checked the contents. It LOOKS like salt.

@Xeros610

Does it taste like it?

Plural: Well, I actually stole it from Looch, so yeah. Don’t trust it.

@Baldric

You said it was Meso’s salt shaker in your testimony, your honor, could we see what the contents of the shaker are?

Plural: I bet I know what it is! I think it’s poison!

Kahi: SHUT UP WILL YOU? You’ve just LIED to the court? How am I supposed to believe your testimony?

Plural: You see, that Nekchir guy? He threatened me. So I’m just trying to do my best to not die, okay?

@JMP

You were just playing it for Nekchir? Suspicious and supporting of us bringing up Nekchir to the stand

Kahi: [You know you are in the court of LAW?][1] Just because you’re threatened doesn’t mean squat! Plural, what is the TRUTH?

Plural: Maybe you should ask Nekchir yourself. I’ve said enough.

Pop Gulp

Slime: Ugh… Did he just eat the CONTENTS of that bottle!? Quick, someone get a medic!

Kahi: You’d better get Nekchir right now, Slime. This case isn’t over until it’s over!

Venom: But don’t you think we should take a break?

@JMP

Alright then deny the break and get Nekchir up

Kahi: I refuse to take a break! We can convict Nekchir NOW!

Venom: Alright then. Get 'em up!

Nekchir: Hello, everyone! How are you doing?

@JMP

State your name and occupation

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/f/5/f5a5b63df93cd6405fc38f1ec892731a1fa33ba9.jpg
Nekchir: Name’s Nekchir. I’m a user at Eurobricks.

Nekchir: [Nope.][2] I never said that! I’m an honest man with honest ideals. I was walking my way to get some things from Looch when I noticed Mesonak posting some leaks. I told him to stop it! But he posted them. Then that Plural fool came along and scared him away. I gave chase, and he dropped something in which Plural picked up.
I tell you, though! Meso did it all!

Court Record

My attorney’s badge. Tells people that I’m an attorney.

It contains the image of a “Jungle Beast” for the summer of 2016. Has no fingerprints on it whatsoever.

List of Leaks: Quake Beast, Storm Beast, Lava Beast, Ekimu, Umarak the Destroyer. Posted in the summer of 2015. Taken from Lego’s inner coding. Unsure of date when that happened.

PM from Nekchir:
3:37 PM
Nekchir: “Well, I guess since YOU can’t approve of this, I’ll just post it elsewhere.”
The Note:
“The Jungle Leak? I just made that one up. I could fool the cast, the members of TTV because I will be seen like a giver of good to them. These people will eat up these leaks.” Has Meso’s prints.
Waffles: Contains an M?

@Baldric

So you say you were confronting Meso about posting leaks on the board, but this private message states that Meso would not approve a post you were going to make, so it sounds like Meso was trying to stop you from from doing something against a policy.

Kahi: Honestly, Nekchir, I’m tired of this. I already have evidence against you.

Nekchir: Really? Prove it.

Kahi: The private message states Meso would not approve of the post you would make!

Nekchir: Doesn’t mean I actually DID it.

Kahi: What about the note Meso dropped?

Nekchir: Had his fingerprints. Yawn Are we done yet?

Kahi: He sounds like he was trying to stop you!

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/f/5/f5a5b63df93cd6405fc38f1ec892731a1fa33ba9.jpg
Nekchir: So basically you have no hard proof? Well, I guess I’m done here.

@JMP

Oh right yeah the leaked image, which doesn’t seem like something Meso would post or create…

Kahi: Now I know Meso personally, and if there is ONE thing Meso would never create, [it would be a fake leak.][3]

Nekchir: Uh, what? What do you mean? My fingerprints would not be on it!

Kahi: You’re right. There are none. Now why would THAT be?

Nekchir: Ergh… Because nobody touched it? That must be why!

Kahi: Someone HAD to have touched it. Meso didn’t have his prints on it, and this contradicts the list. It’s a fake leak. And I think it was made by YOU! Plural or Meso could not have done it!

Nekchir: What is this? These accusations have no standing!

Kahi: You also THREATENED Plural, which led him to eat the salt! He claims you did so! Why would you need to threaten him if you were not guilty?

Kahi: Also, the note Mesonak got a note for you saying you were gonna post them without your permission. Did we ever get fingerprints for that.

Venom: No, I don’t believe we have. Shall we get the prints on them?

@Xeros610

Yes we should

Cronk: Even though Nekchir sent Meso this note, we can confirm it as his. What we can ALSO confirm is that the salt shaker actually belonged to Nekchir, confirming his presence at the scene!

Kahi: (This is it, Kahi! The final straw to take down this madman! I got the proof now!)

Kahi: So many contradictions, Nekchir! The lack of fingerprints on the jungle beast yet the note having Meso’s prints, admitting to using the Jungle Beast? Obviously the note was forged.

Nekchir: NO!

Kahi: The salt shaker, though. It confirms that YOU were at the scene of the crime! You even admitted to posting the leaks.

Nekchir: NOOOO!

Kahi: And finally, the leak itself is an obvious phony. It just looks terrible! Meso could do better than that!

Nekchir: AAAAAAAAUGHK- Aughk… Augh…

Venom: Yeah, that’s true. Honestly, this is such an easy verdict I’m just gonna pass it right now.

Slime: I didn’t even get a counter argument but okay.

Nekchir: i cri everytim.

~~

Meso: You did it, Kahi! You defeat the bad guy!

Kahi: Yeah, but I will admit, this whole case? VERY sloppy.

Meso: Meh, you’ll be okay. I guess.

???: No it will NOT be okay.

Eljay: [That][4] back there was the WORST trial I had ever seen. Like, there was NO effort put into it AT ALL.

Kahi: Eljay? What are you doing in that rediculous get-up?

Eljay: Never mind it. I’ve had it with this cruddy system and how sloppy the cases are created. Half of those contradictions didn’t even work and you kept falling for that dumb Plural guy’s tricks. He’s not even dead. He’s alive and well, actually. But man that was sloppy. Like, you should not have even WON this case sloppy. I’m sorry, but the writing was like it didn’t even care about the fa-

Kahi: I’d like to see YOU do better!

Eljay: Oh I can, and I will. I’m gonna fix this dumb legal system, and I’m gonna get a better detective and better witnesses. You’d better believe it. The PAIN is going to come. You’d better get on your Adaptive Armor, Kahi. Otherwise you will NOT survive this legal system.

Kahi: Gee, that’s a lot of threats isn’t it? Well good luck with that, Miru guy.

Eljay: You will regret taking me for granted!

Kahi: Oh come on, I’ve had to defend you like two times already. You won’t even stand a chance.

Eljay: You’ll see.

(Eljay slams the door behind him as he exits.)

#end of Part 1
[4]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyMj8Z5d1ek
[3]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pBWGp7vDKI
[2]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAZAV2tmeS8
[1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_qjs_mF51I

[Chronicler]

##Nightmare in Turnabout, Part 2

February 3rd, 2016
Outside the Courthouse.
12:00 PM.

Kahi: (Well that was a mess. Oh well. Finally I get to go home and get some rest.)

Kahi walks out of the courtroom and begins to walk down the street when he notices a yellow waffle truck. Kahi tries to turn around but the owner catches up to him.

Plural: Hello, random pedestrian! Would you take some interest in some WAFFLES?

@Plural

“Heck yeah! Your Waffles are the best Waffles.”

Kahi: Might as well.

Plural: Ah! You picked the right place for fresh waffles! It’s guaranteed fresh!

Kahi: …

Plural: ?

Kahi: You know these are packaged, right?

Plural: Maybe.

Kahi: You know what? I’ve had enough of your crud today! You embarrassed me in court and now you’re trying to sell me cheap waffles! What kind of a sick man are you?

Plural: I’m a Lego System enthusiast and seller of waffles! What else would I do?

Kahi: I dunno, get a life? Now I need to go. I can’t be out in the sun too long without my sun glasses.

Plural: WAIT! Actually, I need your help with something.

@Plural

If it has anything to do with your stupid waffles, I’m out.

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Plural: You know how I lied today in court? Heheheh… Well, I’m gonna need some proper defense, AND I’m gonna need protection from the Okoto Mafia.

Kahi: You know I’m not a body guard, right?

Plural: Right right, but still. I don’t feel safe around these parts. Especially now that the Looch guy knows I strait-up got rid of one of his men.

@GIF.Man.Ben

Would you be consider homeless by any chance? Why I’m asking this is not important.

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Plural: Do I LOOK like some homeless bum to you?

Kahi: … Yes?

Plural: Augh whatever. Well, what else do ya wanna know? I’m in a crisis here!

@Triple

Alright, if you feel in danger I’m sure Cronk can help.

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Plural: Bah! You don’t get it! These guys are gonna get me into legal trouble! Those scrubs are the reason I need your help! Please promise me you’ll help! I can tell you the details!

@Triple

Legal trouble? Care to explain?

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Plural: You know how the Mafia is. They track down your secrets. Recently I’ve been stealing some of their precious items to make sure they try to track them down. I’ve been in touch with the police department VERY recently. Giving 'em invisible messages on the inner doings on the mafia. The thing is, though, Looch knew about these invisible messages, and is trying to find a way to decode them!
That’s why I need help! I’m sure he’s gonna find a way soon! And once he does he’s going after me.

@PekekoaOfJungle

It’s easy, just use the “Quote all” button.

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Plural: Yeah, well, that scrub doesn’t know a thing about the sight’s coding. I do. Which is why he’s trying to get me! I’m in trouble! Please, do something!

@GIF.Man.Ben

I’ll help ya out, for the right price that is.

Plural: Bah you sound like one of them. But whatever. I’ll see you at your office. Anything else you wanna ask before I go back into the truck?

Plural: Well if you don’t have anymore questions, I guess I’ll be getting back inside the truck. Remember kids, keep your receipts! You never know when the government is gonna get after ya!

Plural enters his truck.

Where to now?

@PekekoaOfJungle

Starbucks.

Kahi: Well, it’s always nice to get a nice warm coffee at times. I’m gonna need it for today. Plus I’m really thirsty.

Kahi drinks his coffee.

Where to now?

@SwagMeister

Office please.

February 3rd.
TTV Law Offices.
12:15 PM.

Kahi: Home sweet office. Now to go back into leisure mode. Hopefully I don’t get another case.

Kahi: What? What is this? A Note?

Note from Var:
Dear Kahi,
I’ve been needing to introduce you to this young lady for a while. She was recently hired into the TTV Podcast for her amazing art. However, she has quickly begun to annoy me. Like, SO MUCH I CAN’T EVEN STAND IT ANYMORE. I AM LOOSING SLEEP, KAHI. SLEEP. Please, take her off my hands a bit. You may benefit from it.

~Varderan.
P.S. You’re not allowed to refuse this offer or you’re fired.

Shall we take it? Yes or yes?

Kahi: Well that’s just lovely. Who could this young lady be then? Hopefully she isn’t TOO bad.

MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

Kahi: What the-? Who are you supposed to be?

???: Just a second. Crunch Let me finish my snack.

GULP

???: Alright, I’m finished. I hope you don’t mind but I raided your food when you were not here.

Kahi: HOW did you even get in here?

???: Varderan still has the key to this place you know.

Kahi: Oh right. So you must be?

Prpl: I’m Prpl Dragon. I’m an artist.

Kahi: Then why in the world are you dressed up like a scientist?

Prpl: Well I mean, I guess I could do that too. Honestly I’m just too lazy to do that.

@GIF.Man.Ben

Oh well that just the type of person i what working with me.

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Kahi: Well usually I just lie around these parts anyways. People call me the “Lawyer at Leisure.”

Prpl: So basically you’re just lazy?

Kahi: I mean-

Prpl: Welp, looks like I’m crashing here for a couple of nights. Mind if I continue to eat these chips?

@GIF.Man.Ben

No those are my Coffee favored chips stay away from them.

##MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

Prpl: Sorry, can’t hear you over the sound of these chips!

@SwagMeister

I’ll give you a coupon for In and Out if you can leave.

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Prpl: Personally, I like these chips better.

Kahi: UGH.
~~
6:35 PM

“IT IS 3:38. Would you like me to alter that fact?”

“It is now 4:38.”

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

…

Venom: I find the defendant… GUILTY!

“Me, guilty? No… Not possible… I didn’t do anything wrong! Please!”

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

You have met a terrible fate, haven’t you?

Kahi: Ugh… It was that same dream… The one I had before the last case. What is up with that?

Kahi: Time to get out that old Muaka again from that case back in September.

Kahi: This little guy. Are you the source of my bad dreams? I really hope not. Maybe I should not have kept you after that case.

Kahi: I can’t help but think something is up with that case… Like it was never finished. Bah, maybe it’s just nothing.

@Lord_Tuma

Look through the records from the case!

Kahi: I need to go to the court and see the files. Something is very, very wrong.

Kahi drives to the court to see the records for the Solek incident. However, he doesn’t see anything wrong with it yet.

Kahi: Just the same stuff I already knew.

However, Kahi comes upon a newspaper.

Kahi: What is this?

Newspaper: COMMON BURGLAR ESCAPES! Former Mod Squad member John Smith escaped from a police car in September 7th of 2015 when he was being transferred from the detention center to actual prison.
The police tried to find him, but to no avail. He is currently missing.

It’s never too late, Diamondking.

~~
February 3rd
TTV Law Offices
8:23 PM.

BEEP BEEP

Click

???: Hello? HELLO? Somebody help!

Kahi: Wh-who is this?

???: No time. Just please, open your door! He’s onto me?

Kahi: WHO? Who’s onto you?

???: Looch. He’s finally compromised me. This is bad news, Kahi. NOW PLEASE OPEN YOUR DOOR!!

@GIF.Man.Ben

It’s @Plural let him in we said we help him.

Plural stumbles onto the floor and locks the door.

Plural: Oh gosh, he’s done it. He cracked my code. Now I’m gonna be in a world of PAIN!

Kahi: Just calm down, Plural. Now, I’ll call the police.

Plural: No time! Hide me, please!

Kahi: Alright! Stay behind that counter! I’ll go confront him… With whatever I have.

Kahi closes the door behind him and goes down the hallway. He doesn’t see Looch.

Kahi: Hello? HELLO? Is anyone down here?

Kahi looks outside of a window. The Eggo truck is down in the parking lot, but no other cars besides Kahi’s are. Kahi turns around to go back to his room. His door is opened.

Kahi: Oh no… No no no no no…

@GIF.Man.Ben

I go back to the door.

Kahi: Oh no… Oh please no…

Kahi: PLURAL! Are you alright?

Plural: Hmm, well does it look like that to you? Kahi, please. I need paper to write my will… My system collection… Cannot be left to anyone but my family… If I even have one…

Kahi hands him paper and a pen.

Plural: No, to the body, stupid.

Kahi hands the body paper and pen. However, it proves to be impossible to write.

Plural: Oh no, he’s gonna take my system sets too.

Kahi: Please, Plural. Don’t panic. I’m gonna call 911. You can live.

Plural: No I won’t. I really, really will not.

Kahi: … Okay you’re right on that.

Plural: Kahi…

Kahi: Yes?

Plural: Cronk…

Kahi: WHAT IS IT?

Plural: Cronk is a… A… Scruuuub.

Plural dies that instant. Kahi begins to panic. However, as he turns toward the phone, Prpl has blood on her hands.

Kahi: !

Prpl: How did this even happen? One moment I’m eating snacks, and the next I have this… Blood on my hands… Or whatever the heck it is. I think it’s blood? I should probably taste it to figure it out.

Kahi: Please don’t.

February 4th, 2016
Detention Center
3:30 PM

Kahi: …

Prpl: Well that was a fun first night. You really know how to give a welcoming ritual.

Kahi: I swear I didn’t plan any of this.

Prpl: Whatever. (Munches on snacks.)

Kahi: Look, I have absolutely no idea what happened last night. At first some waffle guy comes knocking at my door, and then suddenly I run down the hall, but when I come back the waffle guy is decapitated and you have BLOOD on your hands! What’s the deal there?

Prpl: Honestly I’m as confused as you.

@Triple

Did you see what happened that night?

Prpl: Yeah I did! It was like out of those horror movies mixed with japanese stuff! You know what I mean, right?

@SwagMeister

No, I’m not a weeb, but explain anyway.

Prpl: I was awakened by that Plural guy yelling. I came into the room he was in and suddenly this guy with goofy glasses was standing over Plural’s body! On the floor is a Muaka and Plural’s head. Looch tries to attack me but I grab the sword. He pulls it out of my hands and he flees. On my hands are Plural’s blood! He looks at me and tells me to run, but you suddenly come into the room.

Kahi: This… This is terrible…

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Prpl: That’s an accurate piece of analysis.

@Triple

How do you know who Looch is?

Prpl: The guy literally yelled “I AM LOOCH, DESTROYER OF EEEEEEEVIL!”

@Plural

Welp

At least we know it’s Looch.

Kahi: And then the police arrested you, and now you’re here.

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Prpl: Yep.

Kahi: So then… How would you like me to be your defense attorney? I bet nobody else is gonna help out.

Prpl: I guess. So then, er… What do you even do?

Kahi: I investigate.

Prpl: Right. Go do that!

@Triple

Wait, where is the Muaka now? Did Looch take it?

Prpl: No idea. I honestly am forgetting a lot of the small details. Again, it was like one of those Japanese horror flicks. Now hurry and go investigate!