Kahi: Because you’re insane!
Alena: …
Alena: How dare you.
Var: I… Have arrived…
Slime: VARPONOK! But you… You!
Var: Yeah, I know. Thankfully I outran all the nurses like a boss. Total MLG style. Anyways, I wasn’t able to get Kahi all of my evidence, because the nurses kicked him out. Now… What do you want for evidence?
Var: Unfortunately for you, she WAS at work. However, she was alone in the 5th floor, along with Mr. Pot8o. I would know because both of their clock-in stations are upstairs.
Pot8o’s Clock-In:
-3:20 pm
Var: Unfortunately, he never checked back in. Alena did, though:
Clock-in Time (Alena):
July 14th, 3:26-3:59 pm
Var: I also happen to have a newspaper article that stated that on July 12th, the BZP diamond was stolen. The thief was never caught.
Var: That’s what made me grow suspicious. Since I am the head of the TTV Podcast, I was allowed my own search, and found this:
Var: The BZP diamond, the same one stolen only July 12th.
Var: Technicalities…
Kahi: (This case can only be one thing… A cover up for a greater crime at hand: a murder for a precious diamond.)
Kahi: Thank you, Varponok. That is all I need from you.
Var: No way. This was my case. I’m gonna help you finish it!
Kahi: Alright… Then shall we start questioning Alena again?
Var: Go for it.
Alena: You’ll… You’ll get nothing out of me! I did nothing wrong! I’m being framed by… By… BY ELJAY!
Eljay: WHAT!? Alena! How… How could you!? I would never frame you for such a heinous crime such as that!
Alena: Then admit your guilt, you red-pin hating imbecile. Sacrifice yourself to save the woman you love!
Kahi: The only guilty one here is YOU, Alena!
Kahi: YOU KILLED POT8O BECAUSE YOU KNEW ABOUT HIS HIDDEN TREASURE, AND SO THE ONLY DAY YOU WERE ALONE, YOU MURDERED HIM IN COLD BLOOD!
Alena: I… I can’t believe you’d say such mean things! Your honor!
Venom: Wha- WHAt? I was eating my Popcorn! I haven’t had drama in this courtroom for such a long time!
Alena: This court… It’s rigged… And I’m being persecuted for such corrupt actions!
Var: Well, Kahi? Ready to shove evidence down little-bo-peep’s face?
Kahi: Gladly.
Kahi: Here’s the facts, Ms. Alena, that you CANNOT deny!
Var: It was July 12th when Mr. Pot8o had stolen the BZP Diamond. It was missing for a few days, but some of the co-workers of Mr. Pot8o were mysterious of his actions. He was mysteriously around the storage room constantly.
Kahi: It must have occurred to you that Mr. Pot8o was hiding something. Something that he didn’t want anyone to find. So you decided you needed to confront him when nobody was looking.
Var: You decided that you’d do it July 14th when only you and Pot8o would be around, while the rest of the TTV cast would be busy in the Recording room with the TTV Podcast.
Kahi: However, you needed to cover up whatever it was you were about to do, so you gave Eljay your phone, and he gave his to you. That was when your plan could begin. However, Var wondered where you were at, and asked if you were still gonna do the podcast with them around 3:30 p.m.
Kahi: You cornered Pot8o around 3:26-3:36 when he was snooping around the storage facility. You decided to follow him in there. However, as you confronted him, he told you that he didn’t have the diamond on him, in which you thought he was lying!
Kahi: A struggle ensued, where you finally got the upper-hand with Mr. Pot8o and began to smash him into halves to get the diamond off of him. However, all you found was pure salt in his body.
Var: Realizing your crime, you knew you’d get busted once we finished our podcast. You checked out 40 minutes early and decided to throw Mr. Pot8o’s remains out of the window, causing a massive amount of force on his body.
Kahi: That was when you knew that it would be able to be traced back to you, so you knew you had to do something. Eljay fails to notice the body because he is too busy playing Cookie Clicker once he’s parked. He clocks in, Alena clocks out later. She then takes Eljay’s truck and plants the marks on the road and evidence on the car and takes off.
Var: Later, Eljay is arrested at the scene of the crime, framed with a hit and run. You completely forgot about the diamond, which is how I found it later on, and I felt that Pot8o had stolen it. Now notice when Eljay gets there it becomes ridiculous. There’s no way that he couldn’t have known about the death. The only plausible explanation is that Alena forced him to play dumb and cover up her act.
Kahi: Thus, YOU Alena manipulated him to accepting the guilt of the crime, didn’t you?
Var and Kahi: Admit your crime! Eljay is the one who’s been framed, you witch!
Alena: …
Kahi: Confess, Alena! There is no escaping this now! The proof only adds up against you!
Alena: …
#Ugh… AGHHHH!!!
#VARPONOK. KAHI. DO. YOU. THINK. YOU’VE. WON?! DO YOU?
Kahi: No. We didn’t win. The only thing that will win, the only thing that must be brought to light, is the truth. Lies may hide it for a time, but they can never stop it forever! And today the truth has prevailed Alena!
Eljay: Alena… Why? Why did you do this to me?
Alena: Because you were the easiest I could blame. And you fell for it. All of it.
Eljay: I… I feel so ashamed… I trusted you… I was gonna sacrifice myself.
Kahi: Eljay, don’t feel bad. We’ve won. YOU have won.
Venom: Well, that was quite the accomplishment, Var and Kahi. In fact, I think I’m ready to give my verdict!
Slime: But… Your honor, I wanted to give a rebuttal…
Venom: Rebuttals are bootleg in this situation, Slime. I’m ready to give my verdict. I find Mr. Lewa “Eljay” Johnson…
Venom: I also find Ms. Alena to be of the guilty party in this situation. Bailiff! Arrest her!
Alena: This won’t be the last time any of you see me… I will get my revenge!
District Court #2, Defense Lobby.
3:36 pm
Cronk: Man, both you and Var totally wrecked Alena in there!
Kahi: Well, we were just doing our job.
Cronk: Well, that was some good entertainment.
Var: Right. Well, Kahi, I guess this is farewell.
Kahi: What!? Why?
Var: Because… I need to go back to the hospital.
Kahi: Oh. Right.
Var: But I also am making a decision that you may not like… At my time in the hospital… I’ve decided that I didn’t want to be a lawyer anymore.
Kahi: WHAT?!
Var: Yes… I’m gonna give up the badge. That’s why I decided to come here. You needed my assistance, and I wanted it to be my last case. Helping my apprentice, and overall letting you get victory. You’ve won, Kahi. I hope you continue to win.
Kahi: Then what will you be doing?
Var: Something… A bit different for a change, besides Autopsies and Podcasts. You’ll see, Ace Attorney.
Cronk: He… Left…
Kahi: Yeah… He did. He did leave, didn’t he? That doesn’t matter, though. He’s gonna be doing better things.
Cronk: Like what?
Kahi: We’ll just have to see.
Eljay: Hey, um… Kahi.
Kahi: Yes?
Eljay: Thanks for letting me know the truth back there. I didn’t know what I was doing, lying in court and trying to protect Alena. In truth, I’m happy I’m single again. At least I don’t have to send her a bunch of texts.
Kahi: That’s good for you, Eljay. That’s good for you.
Kahi: I did end up seeing Varderan again in the future… Very recently, anyways. He was a prosecutor, in which I beat in order to clear Eljay’s name once again. What the future has in store for me now? I have no idea.
#The End (of The Traitorous Turnabout)