I literally made this as a joke for an even Jokier Moc.
Enjoy the cringe.
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This is hilarious.
I love it.
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Hey, I’d read it.
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I’d buy this
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I approve.
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I’d read it kultas diet that’ll help me get in shape/s
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The diet consists of sitting around in a casket for upwards of a thousand years letting bottom feeders eat away at your rotting tissues.
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Oooh I’m looking for a less disgusting route.
Olympic Sauna.
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Lol 
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I’m curious. Where are the Piraka now?
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They sold their likenesses to a record Label. They’re sitting back on a golden parachute of 19.34 billion widgets in net worth.
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I expected you to say jail, at least for Zaktan
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So, was there greatest hit the Piraka Rap?
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Actually, yes. Not the original. A bunch of other artists got together to form a group called Pirakaz (using their likenesses) with a best selling album in 2010 called Protodermis Shore which had a hit single in the form of a hip-hop remix of the Piraka Rap called Funko.
The single peaked at 24 on the Le-Metru Charts. While the album debuted at 2 on the Le-Metru 200.
(Citation here)
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Do you actually just find a random band’s Wikipedia page? That is hilarious!
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shhhhhhh
(No. It was intentional, the Piraka make a great analogue to the Gorillaz.)
Ok, I understand. That was a pretty cool reference!
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I love it
The clickbaity titles
ITS AMAZING
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(He got bailed out, trial was kept on the down-low. A certain fan managed to save him from a 14 months sentence.)
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