Minions: The Rise of Gru

I. Hate. These. Little. Yellow. Fcking. Tic Taks. That. Just. Won’t. Fcking. Die.

If they ever existed in real world, I would go to Universal Studios JUST to LARP Doomslayer, but instead of Demons I kill Minions.

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Why can I see this happening. /s

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I’m surprised no one has reskined some nazis or some other shooter game enemies as minions.

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Only one post in a DooM modding comunity and you’d have it in less than a day

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Rise of Gru debuts a week from today. Will the movie be worth the two year wait?

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No. It is worth commiting arson on Illumination Entertaiment tho.

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You know what will be worth the 2 year wait?

Summary

Nothing what did you expect

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Started reading this topic like “oh yeah I forgot this movie came out” and here I am at the end realizing it was just hovering over us all the whole time like that Yoda hot air balloon

I think there is a newly present, healthy disinterest in Minions that is finally balancing out the overhype, and as long as I can take a stroll through the day without seeing them now and then I’ll be fine with it all

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Honestly I really hope this movie can impress me; my expectations for it are Already in hight negatives so hopefully it’ll be at least 0/10

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Last year when bricks and pieces existed, I got the tan boomerangs, red bananas, and pink 1x1 technic bushings that are minions exclusive. Still have no idea why they did pink bushings for the airplane bathroom. I’m guessing it’s meant to be a roll of toilet paper.

This odd detail is one of the great lego mysteries that has stumped me for the past year and maybe the movie will provide an answer as to how a pink roll of toilet paper got there in the first place.

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I think I saw pink toilet paper in the trailer.

It’s probably plot critical toilet paper!

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I just did some research into colored tp and apparently people in France still use it. Maybe it’s a French plane. Wow, who would have thought Minions would have such rich cultural details in it!

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Also keep in mind it’s a prequel movie, it’s set in the 70s so Coloured TP would have been more widespread still.

Who would have thought minions would have such rich historical accuracy in it!

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Who would have thought the minions were in france during 52 BC at Avaricum!

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Oh, apparently the Minions have pink tp in present day USA in Despicable Me 3. Ha ha, I never saw that one. And no, you cannot actually get pink tp in North America, only white. Clearly they imported it or Gru just kept some for decades.

Humorously, pink tp was discontinued in the USA because the dye caused allergic reactions to occur on some people’s private parts. Gru is a sick, twisted mastermind.

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Or maybe they colored it themselves.