Thank you very much sir
I went to haiku college
This line is hidden
Well, at least you tried
But, it is not good enough
Begin sacrifice
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You dare defy me!!!
My haiku is the greatest!!!
Bow down before me!!!
The error you made
Was six syllables placed in
A line meant for five.
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Resting in my bed
Can’t help but think to myself
‘I left the stove on’.
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This is a story all
'bout how my life got flipped
turned upside-down
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That was so stupid
The line with six syllables
Requires seven.
Although I don’t know
If such a statement could be
Expressed in haiku.
I could have written,
“…was six syllables placed where
Seven out to go.”
But the deed is done
And I must live my life now
Knowing my mistake.
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Somebody once told me
The world was gonna roll me I
Ain’t the sharpest tool
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She was lookin kind
Of dumb with her finger and
Her thumb and they don’t
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Well, the years start coming
And they don’t stop coming, fed to
rules, I hit the ground running
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5, 7, 5, 7, 6, 7, 5, 7…
…nope. Not a haiku.
definitely not the wrong topic no not at all
I don’t like haikus
They are really annoying
This topic is dumb
Insult my topic?
I am going to roast you.
lol get pranked you nerd
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Four syllables, eh?
Try the roast of @YEE again
Do it right this time.
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I fixed that for you
Don’t get your panties twisted
Okay, Ms. Hawkflight?
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Spanish is bizarre
Mis clases no son bien
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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DARE TO BE STUPID
COME ON, DARE TO BE STUPID
ITS EASY TO DO
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For freedom we rise
Learn to fly reach the sky, let
Your will carry you
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Some say I’m crazy.
They are actually right,
The mustache told me.
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