Not-Serious Haiku

Ah.
Best of luck to you.

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I believe that I
Shall make a haiku that does
Actually (yes) rhyme.

Or should I, mister?
I don’t know. perhaps later
I shall start rhyming.

Anywho. I’ll go,
And come back later, you see.
Now I’ll leave. Good bye.

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Make it better then.
Otherwise don’t post it here.
Filthy casual.

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Yo, yo, Piraka
Yo, the gang is on the loose
Yo, yo, Piraka

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stolen joke alert

/s

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I didn’t realize that, sorry!

I stole a haiku
without meaning to, Oops sorry
I’ll sit in time-out

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Haiku thievery
A rare but serious crime
Only to the nerds.

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Dead dead dead dead dead
Ha Lolrip Bionicle
Hahaha dead dead

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apology accepted lol

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accepted, good sir?
will that be all which you say?
it feels too short, meh.

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5 syllables here
7 syllables right here
5 syllables here

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You, sir, are genius.
Your existential haiku
Stimulates my mind.

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I wrote a haiku
I think I will go eat cheese
Bananas are cool

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'Really like this show
Reviving Bionicle
Now to hail denmark

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Haikus are all dumb
I would not ever make one
Wait, hold on a sec :stuck_out_tongue:

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See, it does not work
Because you added the face
It throws off the count

Oh, I guess you’re right
How many syllables, though?
How do you pronounce :stuck_out_tongue: ?

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It is stuck out tongue
It is a lame emoji
But I use it much

It is decided
Stuck out tongue: Three syllables
I’ll keep that in mind

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:stuck_out_tongue:”, they said,
“A three syllable symbol
For haiku rhyme schemes.”

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