There was once a mod, so great and strong,
His name: The Grand Lord Cronk.
Cronk was mighty, Banhammer he held,
The weapon forged in the pits of hell.
As mighty and strong, Cronk was kind,
Tho the ones that wronged him ended twined.
And such is the story of Chronicler, the great, the wise,
Call for him, for he will hear our cries.
No questions asked.