
One million, But you lose your finger tips.

One million, But you lose your finger tips.
Nope. need those.
Money, but you become darth vader. (Minus force powers)
No thanks.
$1,000,000 but you are now a Yoda sized person who looks like Voldemort.
nahhh.
holds pinky to the corner of my mouth
ONE MILLION DOLLARS…
buuuut…You have to pay a ridiculous markup for any LEGO set you purchase, new or old.
Sure, my walmarts aren’t stocking what I want and I can just use bricklink to buy parts.
5 monie (I swear if anybody gets that reference…) but you must wrestle a kangaroo.
Screw t, only 5k will go to med bills
! million, but all the MOCs you make are made at conventions, no take-homes.
You DO have a camera.
No, mocs and animation are the main reason I’m into lego, and they usually take a LONG time to make despite not being that great. I’ll decline.
Money sign but you have to burn down your house without anything or anyone inside. (That escalated quickly) That or you become edgy. Either way.
May I add, you ARE able to get into the convention when it opens.
I would wrestle a Kangaroo for that.
1 million dollars, but every set or MOC you build has a chance of spontaneously transforming into Hewkii Mahri or Solek.
Nah, I will have to pass, unless we could work out a way to calculate which ones and in what order.
A million bucks, but every time you dry yourself you have to use a huge sheet of sandpaper.
I’ll pay for an excellent air dryer. Didn’t see that one coming did you?
I’ll take it.
A million moolah but you have to assassinate your neighbor’s chicken. If they don’t have a chicken you have to get one and then assassinate it.
Nobody can ever know 
DONE.
A million dollars, but you do not get it all at once. You get one hundred bucks everytime you use the toilet…but you have to fish it out of your waste…
(you’re welcome)
No, that’s disgusting.
Lots of money but the price of anything you try to buy is 150 times the normal amount.
Nah, That ruins the entire point.
MONIEZ. But you lose a arm and a leg.
I’d take it. I would just buy a robotics company and do some untested experiments on rats and badda-bing-badda-boong. I have a new arm and a new leg.
Million dollars but TTV and RT switch places.
Switch as in?
As in TTV is a multimillion dollar gaming channel but they still retain all their old jokes.
And Rooster Teeth is a small channel making Lego news.
Both channels retain their personalities and humor it’s just RTV would be a couple dudes swearing about Bionicle, and TTV would be this massive gaming channel.
Wow this is harder then I thought…
I would watch anything from TTV, but RT worked hard to get to where they are…so taking that away for my own benefit would be cruel… but I also don’t care for RT as I do not enjoy their humor…
I will pass.
A MILLION BUCKS…But the internet is totally wiped and everything is lost.
Sure.
1 million bucks, but you get free Lego sets for life, everyone else is jealous, and they treat you like dirt.
~W12~
Well…I kinda want to keep family relations, and friendships intact…so if they never know, how can they be jealous?
I’l do it.
One million heaps of cashola, but you must eat beanboozled beans, all day every day…