Yeah sure
I’ll just pick out the gross ones
One meeellion dollars, but you’ll have to spend all of said money on the creation of a new Waffle House headquarters.
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Do I get to own the waffle house?
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Of course. You don’t own the business itself, though.
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But I will get payed money for royalty and rent or whatever…akay.
Sure.
One million, but you have to make a MOC every day for the rest of your life.
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How is that bad? Take it.
A million dollars but you have to watch Elf Man every day of the year except for the few days between Christmas and New Years.
Not gonna do that because I wouldn’t want any watch any movie for almost every day.
One million dollars but every year you’re BIONICLE/Lego collection is stolen and you have to start over with nothing.
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That’s not much of a punishment for me, so I’d take it.
1 Million Dollars, but you lose your ability to handle LEGO (Building Sets, MOCing, everything).
I would not take the million for that. That is asking me to lose part of who I am.
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y’know, you’re not supposed to answer yourself.
also, you missed @ThatchMac’s suggestion
Simple as soon as you get your money invest it, then at the end of the year sell your lego collection to a friend. Then when your investments cash in buy it back for three times as much as your friend payed for it. Repeat cycle.
You get a million but the government makes our economy like the German’s economy after WW1.
Nope - i don’t want to wait 5 years and end up not being able to buy a loaf of bread for 1 million. (But at the rate the british economy is going, that may be inevitable…)
Top Dollah, but bionicle doesn’t exist, and only you know anything about this made-up toy idea known as Bionicle.
Yes. Hands down. Now to get hired by Lego with an awesome proposal.
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A million dollars but, every response you give is as amazing a pun as mine.
Sounds fine.
You get the money, but every day you lose a penny redoubled.
Eh, that wouldn’t last long. Money’d be gone before you knew it.
The money, but every time you used it for something, a memory of yours would disappear.
Depends on the memories, but sounds fine.
A million dollars, but for everytime you spend the percentage chance of you dying instantly after it is spent increases
E.g.
If you spend $10000 then that would be a 1% chance and so on… if you spend it all, there is a 100% chance you would instantly die.
Nah, no deal
a million dollars but instead of sleeping, you completely stop existing from 10pm to 6am every night.
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you failed to acknowledge willess and have forfeited your knees
honestly that’d free up space in my house, wouldn’t need a bed if I’m not real at night
a million dollars but you become ghid.
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Definitely would not take this. For one thing, becoming Ghid would potentially eliminate the existing one, stripping away my capability to enjoy his work. For a second thing, Ghid simply has a position on these boards I do not envy.
A million dollars, but you have an unclotting wound somewhere on your body for a month. (You will not die)
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That’s a steal. I’d keep it covered up for sanitation, though.
A million dollars, but you give up all of your lego collection.
buy it back with the million dollars
A Million Dollars but you’re in prison for 12 months