No. Not happening.
$1million but each time you turn a corner in your hallway, the hallway continues for an extra mile. Then it ends in @Ghid ’s basement.
Just live in a house without hallways
1 Million Dollars but you’re in the Cars Universe
Hey, I’ll take it. Ever see the headlight seller in Cars 2?
One million, but each time you blink, you are teleported somewhere where you can’t withdraw it without paying fees.
hard pass. Since sleeping is basically blinking for a long time, it’d be like a teleport roulette.
1 million dollars but you’re in Diary of a Wimpy kid
No way.
One million, but you begin aging in reverse and will disintegrate after you become a child.
as much as disintegrating into nothingness is appealing, i am not nearly old enough to fully enjoy this offer, maybe in five decades or so i would accept
1 million dollars but everything you type becomes UwU language
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Excuse me?
UwU wanguage, the owne fuwwies use. pwetty mwch lik this >w<. Vewy simpwle
now i feel sick
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since nobody responded to the offer:
I would rather be tied to the bed of a dump truck and driven over the edge of the grand canyon with kp*oop playing at full blast all the way down so it ends up being the last thing I hear
1 million dollars, but you have to spend it all on the speculative beanie baby market
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Yes! My sisters love those.
$1000000, but you immediately begin experiencing a vision that can never be confirmed, leaving you trapped in a conspiracy theory.
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Implying I don’t already do that.
1 million dollars but every video you watch has a 30-second ad that Ad-blockers cannot block.
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Well with the money I can buy YouTube premium 
1 million dollars but it’s all in pennies
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Eh, money is money.
$1,000,000, but you have to watch the Fred movies… without Ibuprofen.
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One million dollars but you have to partake in dashcon and experience every event firsthand
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I can just sleep through it.
1 mil dol but you are now completely colour blind. You only see grey-scale.
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It’s just the ‘50s.
$1m but you have to choose between drinking the contents of sealed lead canister A or a severely cracked vial of sulfuric acid and consume your choice before claiming your winnings.
One million dollars but you have to unironically like labubu and be super into it for the rest of your life
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I’d skip the million dollars.
One million dollars, but you have to watch the entire LEGO Dreamzzz show in one go (with your full attention on the show).
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