Imagine that you died. But you come back as a ghost. No one can see or hear you, but you can see them, see your friends. And you watch as they don’t notice you’re gone. It’s as if you were never there. No one wonders what happened to you, no one says “man, i miss [person]”. You are already forgotten, because you’re not there. And you have to watch. You have to watch as your fears are confirmed, that your presence didn’t matter. And you can’t go back, back to existing again, not as a person, but as a presence, an impact, a meaning.
Maybe i’m wrong. Maybe that wouldn’t be the case if i left. It’s not worth a million dollars to find out.
Also where would i post my silly mocs and dumb thoughts?
1 million dollars, but you cannot spend it, you cannot invest it, you cannot donate it, you cannot give it away. All you can do is brag about being a millionare.
oh this is so true the boards would become too abracieve without you
Easy yes
As long as I don’t have to pay taxes on it, sign me up so I can flaunt my $1 mil status which will have the same exact worth as being the most faved person on a dying internet forum about a children’s toy
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1 million dollars but it’s entirely in pennies. They don’t make US pennies anymore which means they’re technically rarer now, technically, except it’ll be a really long time before their value actually accrues. You can’t get them exchanged for larger denominations and will have to spend it entirely as is. If you invest them, you can only gain money in the form of pennies.
Oh absolutely, I’ll take that many pennies because no one said you couldn’t physically change them into a different form of matter that has more value as raw material than coins.
$1 million in pennies but you have extract all of the copper from the pennies (which is a federal crime). Anyone willing?
1 million dollars but you have to personally bring back Bionicle (write the story, design the sets, animate the series if there is one) and you get blamed for everything that doesn’t sell or goes wrong.
I’ll take the million. I can just discontinue the series after a month because I’m lazy.
what an idea, anyways
1 million dollars but Lego transitions to making only expensive adult-targeted collectors’ sets. You are not allowed to buy the sets, and everyone will know you are the reason they changed. Additionally, BrickLink is discontinued so you can’t buy old Lego from trustworthy sellers.
1 million dollars, but every post made by a TTV Boards Master, Mod, or Staff Member becomes illegible to you (including your own, if any of those apply, and including quotes of those posts).
I don’t know what difference that will make, I already can’t read so… easy dub
1 million dollars but you have to carry a big cartoon-looking magnet around with you at all times that inexplicably only pulls small metallic objects towards it (coins, paperclips, metal piercings) and you become a menace to society.
I would rather burn my boss’s home to the ground than spend one second of my life promoting phone game slop
1 million dollars but every time you go to sleep, you wake up to inexplicable new drama on the internet about you that you can’t defend against because it’s all beyond comprehension.
Listen, the whole point of the topic is to make circumstances that are irregular or atypical, or a difficult choice for the next person to determine, not something that happens to me already. I’ll take the free million bucks
1 million dollars but nobody believes you actually have a million dollars no matter what evidence you provide.
Every day you are a different person already. You are one day older than you were yesterday. You now know things you did not know before, and have likely forgotten some things you did know. As for the weekends, I will just use some of the money to change my legal name to Jay Leno. Loophole.
1 million dollars, but every time you go to use it, it is a random currency. You might have dollars, pesos, yen, francs, and you never know until you pull it out of your wallet/bag/purse.
the boards would become too abracieve without you
