COUNT ME IIIIIIIIIIIN 
I still don’t know why my wife left 
Absolutely not 
I have enough people wanting my money, you’re telling me the IRS thinks I can magic it out of nothing? Dawg I’m cooked
1 million dollars but you are directly blamed for the rise of “brainrot” slop content and people constantly attribute both blame and attention regarding it towards you.
Done. Now I can have popular opinion on my side when I start falsely DMCAing all the brainrot YouTubers and demanding they pay excessive amounts to use their characters.
$1 million, but you no longer exist in any database (including paper), and any time your data is recorded, it automatically erases itself after 5 minutes.
So basically, you can never go to the doctor, travel internationally, buy alcohol, vote, get certain jobs…
No deal
One million, but you lose all your memories from before one year ago.
